Winter is coming….(And by Winter I mean the 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament.)
OK, that time of the year again. Tourney to actually start probably next week with an unveiling of who made the big dance.
WHAT I NEED:
Need 5 more people for my seeding committee. If interested, email admin@valorguardians.com Must be able to devote about 5 hours to sorting through these peeps, and have a working knowledge of Excel. We’re going to have 10 members of the seeding committee, and it will be just straight mathematics on who ends up where. Lowest across the 10 seeds gets the #1 slot and so on.
READY TO NOMINATE?
Jonn has been listing them as them come through, but some of these appear to be repeats, and we’ve probably missed guys from other (non-TAH) links. So, feel free to nominate in the comments below. But for starters, this is Jonn’s list:
John P. Boudreau, the 2200-kills sniper
Robert Misskerg; ate his way through PI, I guess
Jonathan Price; just how blind is love?
Kenneth Crocheron of Draper, Utah; the Ronald MacDonald of Stolen Valor
The stolen valor of Sergeant Major Andrew F. Underwood
Michael Douglas Salsa; phony SEAL
Ryan C. Duff, phony SEAL, pulls gun over a parking spot
Bill Brockbrader; whistle-blowing pedophile phony SEAL
SGM James R. Burch; the records
Phony uses phony creds to threaten CA State senator
Gregory John Schaffer indicted for child pr0n
Alejandro Ramirez; another fake Marine
Tony Tuso; Delta Farce operator
James Edward Ferris; Korean War phony
Jeffery “Casanova” Elvington; phony grifter
Armando H. Diaz; phony SEAL at immigration rally in Austin
Phony soldier grifter in Missouri
Jason Conley; the phony Ranger medic
Admiral Timothy Maynard’s booty
Donice Armstrong; Air Force Amy the hooker phony airman
Bradley Calvert; another pretender busted by his mates
Matt Farmer does Tim Poe imitation (Update)
Michael Joseph Gerold; Phony & Grifter
Jimmy Lee Dykes; the crazed Vietnam vet in Alabama
Phillip Mark Thompson; Army SEAL
Ex-Marine liar trading bombs for coke in Colorado
Elton Perry Hawley; Marine Master Sergeant in 18 months
Eugene Pottinger; phony SEAL/POW
Carmine Annunziata; phony soldier clothing sales store
Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy
Freedom Stansbury; phony at Eglin
John A. Kuykendall; Phony Marine/Ghostbuster
Albert Valentine Bustamante; Marine forger
CSM John Collier; Facebook commando
Terry Lee Farmer; another phony Vietnam Vet
Charles Austin Vanderburg; phony hero
Phony Marine/Cop Skyler Whalen sentenced
Patrick Haab; Anti-immigrant phony
Kenneth L. Godwin; that phony obit
James R. Albertson: Lyin’ from the grave
William James Burley; inmate SEAL
Thomas Bruso; Epic beard man not a Vietnam vet
Robert Anthony Nolan; Zombie phony SEAL rises
Todd Michael Hamilton; another phony heading a vet charity
Jeffrey Rodgers, Lonestar Survival, phony SEAL
Sam Samford; another fake SEAL
Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla; female pretender pilot
Anthony Poole; infiltrating TAH
Larry E. Sims; another military career measured in weeks
Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome
William Mourvneen Johnson; Delta Farce guy?
Miles Benjamin Whittington; another phony warrior
Leo J. Maloney; Spooky 8?s inspiration
Gary Six; when good ain’t good enough
Richard E. Straub; Recon Marine
Don Shipley confronts Ike Densmore, phony SEAL
Douglas Arthur Buono; Soup Sandwich the Senior
Christopher Tirao; Rolling Blunder
Andre Vergara; another sullied record
Skip Moschetti; if you’re going to lie, lie big
Roy Antigua; phony…well…everything
Jesus Angel Gomez; phony paintball SEAL
Danny Russell Crane; stolen valor criminal
John Giduck; Stolen Valor bully
Tina Kersten; Weebles wobble and they lie about their service
Wayward Bill Chengelis, chairman of US Marijuana Party & lying phony
NOTE: this is in flux. Deleted the Brit, the repeat and the dead.
Category: Politics
So many douchebags, so few showers.
Green- send us an email so I can have your address. I will be sending stuff out to the committee tomorrow morning.
I think the two that came here to gloat over what they’ve gotten away with should get a “special award”. William Blake (Zippy the Pinhead) and Ronald Mailahn (Gunny Driveway). If they want to be attention whores and try to drag Jonn and others here through the mud. Let’s give them the attention they so desperately crave. Oh and that Shane guy cause he did cost his wife her leg.
Just my thoughts.
Mailahn is SO desperate for attention that he’s reared up out of his digital grave to haunt TAH.
He’s kind of like a bad case of jk itch — you though you got rid of it, but it comes back in hot weather.
He must have smelled the blood in the water.
I think he’s trying too hard.
@52.
Jonn has it.
Do not forget Danny Crane.
His turditity will at least get him past a few rounds.
Plus, the jail time it solid.
William Blake
TSO: did I miss it, or is Bryan
“Upskirt”“Inmate” Austin missing from the list? He doesn’t seem to have been in last year’s tourney.Also, perhaps Jimmy Lee Dykes needs to come off the list. With apologies to “Bones McCoy” of Startrek fame: “He’s dead, TSO.” (smile)
As someone who knows of the efforts that were exhausted to expose Chelle Lynn Tesla-Anderson, and the amount of crap she stirred through CAP, the local community, and even WUSA’s Channel 9 news, she is hands-down my nominee.
Yeah, definitely, Chelle needs to be in the running. Women are drastically under represented in the brackets. She’s my odds-on favorite, but I know it’ll take a Chinook to haul her butt to the top…
Wanna be in Combat Arms, ladies? Welcome to Stolen Valor, too.
I suggest that we send the winner a box of condoms, with the glimmer of hope that they will be used to ensure that society is not poisoned by any potential offspring
Don’t forget Tim Poe.
I’m with Capt Poseur Buster here. Not a lot of women in this contest, and let’s face is… Chelle Lynn Hougan Anderson Telsa is a lot of women (probably two or three women worth of faker).
She is, after all, the fake Blackhawk pilot mustang CPT who got shot down in Iraqiland, medically retired, and gets symphathy for her wicked PTSD and Purple Heart and assorted medals (and also flew for the DOD Presidential Service somewhere in there)… but really turned out to be a PFC chaptered out of the Army after less than 2 years, before the OIF even started, and never did anything other than amply filling out a driver billet in Germany.
@62- Ineligible, he was in teh last tourney.
@61, GR, I’m in favor of the winner receiving a vasectomy (at a bare minimum) in order to keep those vermin from reproducing!!
@64.
My bad.
So many posers; hard to keep track.
Chelle Lynn “If I keep adding names they’ll never catch me” Anderson deserves her day of glory in the tournament for getting busted then having the balls to get on TV claiming she wanted a flag replaced to honor her made-up service record. The story had it all, even the happy ending where she gets picked up by national media as a poser.
@68: And we all love a happy ending.
I’m voting for Chelle, too. 🙂
Chelle Anderson-Tesla was classic. Not just because of her outing on TAH, but for the subsequent major market TV news story that exposed her after she had the audacity to display her phony PH certificate for the camera.
The Tesla chick, hands down. Not only is it extremely rare to find a “female” to pull off a fakey, but she possessed the FUPA to go on national television (WUSA is followed nationally) and show off her bogus Purple Heart. Plus, she had people from the top down believing this shit. Tesla for the win!!!! And maybe give her sidekick Jimmy “the chin” Quinn a special prize for best supporting actor.
Bryan Austin – sicko phony. He’s a repeat liar, a sociopath who has manipulated people with his “military history” and supposed life-threatening health issues – hence the very appropriate “sicko phony” title. He got $ out of people, pretending to be former military, as well as reduced airfares, free meals, free drinks and free gas, as well as “free life rides” with multiple women who supported his lazy lying ass because he was honorably discharged for his “injuries.” Plus he’s a supposed “Medal of Honor contendee” in addition to claiming a purple heart, bronze star and more.
Nah, my money is on the guy trying to save his ass by piling on a few more felonies on top of the PMITA prison offenses he’s added up so far.
How about Melanie (Meth Head)Gluttermouth . An excellent choice for the Women(running for the bunker). Joe
Melanie ran last time, so she is ineligible
Punk Lewis. Can I vote twice for him?
@43 Laughed my ass off, great categories. Though I still like Kenneth Crocheron for duping a sick kid as the top ass hat this year but…it’s hard to top 2200 sniper kills. Bet his spotter needed glasses after all those shots. Plus they will both have their VA 10% hearing loss. He is out and out bull shit all the way but as I wrote, giving a sick kid in the hospital a phoney beret from a phoney ass sniffer is beyond the pale of decency. Just MHO
Chelle Lynn Tesla without a doubt. She lied to the public, the vets, the media, the military, and the CAP. To this day, she is still living the lie and has not been punished for her dishonorable life. She found the exposure of her fraudulent ways to be amusing. No remorse. If she wins, we can have a “pig roast” in celebration.
Monkeyass, Ferris, Tesla, Crotch-er-on.
@79.
Roger that, Old School (with respect)
Oh yeah. Monkeyass is going all the way. I have high hopes for Tesla too, as well as the Tesla as Ron Jeremy pic I, uh, found.
Monkeyass, Mailman and Billy Boy Blake are the Strong runners in my opinion, Female Top has to be Buffalo Wallow Women, Tesla. Supporting Asshole goes hands down to PK “Spandex” Wickerman, Monkeyasse’s Hemoriod inspector and boy Friday,
@80
10-4, G.T.
Fraternal Greetings from the SF Bay Area.
I am hoping that Campbell makes it a ways in…because I knew the douche bag.
that and who really scams a free trip to Iraq? and uses the disabled vet status to get onto the PGA tour?
Phillip Mark Thompson….all the way.