Ryan C. Duff, phony SEAL, pulls gun over a parking spot
MCPO Ret. in TN sends us a link to an article in Before It’s News in regards to Ryan C. Duff who thought a parking dispute was worthy of getting his ass arrested.
The man allegedly threatened the victim and the victim’s family as they were walking to their car. The police report says Duff told them he “killed people like you everyday” and “watch where you park bro.”
Officers surrounded Duff’s apartment and the suspect came out when police knocked on his door. He had a small black handgun at the time and upon police instruction dropped the weapon and got on the ground, the report says.
He went on to tell the police that he is a Navy SEAL and a CIA agent. I was a little embarrassed to ask Don Shipley about him, because obviously, pulling a gun over a parking dispute is a little bit beneath a real deal SEAL. But Don says that he’s a fake so I’m thinkin’ he’s probably not CIA, either.
The police said he was belligerent and appeared to be under the influence of some substance – I’m just guessing that he was under the influence of a case of the dumbass.
Category: Phony soldiers
Jonn:
dumbass + intoxicating substance = mondo dumbass
Ryan Duff? I wonder if he’s related to Gordo? Maybe he’ll blame it all on Mossad.
SEAL and CIA … brandishing weapon over a parking spot.
NO … maybe facilitating a large bomb strike on a mountatin top after eliminating every living threat in the camp … but NO … not a parking lot!
GEEZE …. NEXT!
Jonn … send MCPO Ret in TN my info. There is a 10% in 1% that we know each other!
He might not be CIA or SEAL, but I’m guessing after his incarceration starts he will in fact be a BITCH……
And…the handgun was black…you know what that means-it’s liable to start killing people all on it’s own.
The only thing I know about seals is that they bark, eat fish, and enjoy playing in the water, and I’ve seen pictures of seals balancing a rubber ball on their nose.
Actually, I use to tell folks that I was seal, but actually, I was a lion.
Yuk! Yuk!
Hardee Har Har!
OOPS!
I used the word, “actually”, twice in the same sentence.
That’s poor grammar, and I should know better.
Maybe I’m being affected by my medication?
Sounds like they were parking in his spot. I’m to the point of killing over that too. 100 morons with the same “i saw the sign, i was just going to park here for a few minutes” while you’ve been going door to door to find the perps so you can park you car and eat your now-cold dinner makes you a little crazy. After the 20th moron, you respond with “so its cool if I stick my boot up your ass, just for a few minutes?”
Guy should plead temporary insanity. I know when I get hauled away it will prob be over my parking spot. Of course, I’m not going to pretend I’m a secret squirell. THAT would be stupid.
“How about if I camp out in your living room? Its just for a few minutes?”
@9
How about I just park in your girlfriend or Wife’s vagina just for a couple of minutes. I know you’re not parking there so it all cool, right brah??? Hey, it’s *cold* outside.
I’m with Fenn.
I came home from work late one night to discover cars parked in front of my house, in my driveway, and across the street because the neighbors were having a party. I wanted to get Gunslinger on the horn and arrange for a few gun passes and some JDAM lov’n.
So I think this guy is legit. Even CIA SEALS have their breaking points. And you know that Don can’t help you find his records, because the CIA scrubbed them. For his protection.
ChipNASA you owe me a new keyboard. Silver, with bluetooth and the Apple logo on the back. I won’t charge you for the soda though.
And here I thought all the full-blown batshit crazy people lived outside Lake County.
Buffalo Grove former Trustee was arrested last week for violating a restraining order filed against her by her mother and wants everyone to hear her calls to 911. In one of them, she says “I’m not crazy. You can ask my psychiatrist.”
And in Villa Park, the candidate for village president posted photos of himself online, buck naked and holding his junk.
Like I said, I thought they were all outside Lake County. But I was wrong. They’re everywhere, aren’t they?
Ex-PH2: yep – just like Chickenman. (smile)
When I was a cop, it was always great entertainment dealing with the “CIA agents.”
@15-
Hmm, a CIA Agent operating in CONUS? Did I miss a meeting or something? This guy must be a real piece of work. Wonder how many trailer trash women he’s conned with the phony SEAL routine? I hope one of them gave him the clap.
@11 At least you knew where the perps were. I have to walk around the neighborhood, ring each doorbell and ask “excuse me do you own a white mazda blah blah”
If the defense runs the jury through this nonsense a few times (esp at 7pm when they are tired and hungry) I bet they will not only acquit but sentence the perps to hell.
Oh and they *always* have a frickin attitude, like “Chill Dude, I was only going to piss on you for a few minutes”
Sometimes you wish the Police would have itchy trigger fingers….
Just saying….
@17 That’s why it’s good to have a dual axle with a snow plow….nothing like “accidentally” peeling off the driver side door with the plow….and using the old, “damn I knew my wife wasn’t home so there wouldn’t be anyone in her space” line….it’s worth a few bucks…
Fen and SGT Kane make me happy that I live out in the sticks.
@19 – I’m with you. It would go something like this:
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
……..BLAM!
“Put DOWN the GUN Mister!”
@ 16 “I hope one of them gave him the clap.”
Nothing funny about getting the clap … I mean … ah … never mind!
So nice living somewhere that nobody even turns around in my driveway, let alone camps out “for a few minutes.”
The fun part is that the police won’t to squat, even tell the guy to not park there (had a perp call cops out me for calling her a cunt). Towtrucks won’t tow either, unless I block the perp’s car in and then they’ll tow *me*, so…
for overnighters, I sneak out with a screw-driver and remove both their plates, then report the car as “abandoned”. For that, they tow.
Sorry to be spammy. This really does make me insane.
“I’m not crazy. You can ask my psychiatrist.”
Quote of the Year!
Fen, and others, a couple of tips. Disclaimer, I’ve never, ever done this.
1. Unscrew the cover on the valve stem, or stems, depends on how bad you want to screw with someone, find a small stone that will fit inside the opening on the valve stem, but will release a small amount of air. Put the stone in the valve stem, and screw the valve stem cover back on. It’ll probably take about 5-6 hours before the tire goes flat. Probably ruin their late night if they stop for food, otherwise, it’ll probably make them late for work in the a.m.
2. Get a jar of Vaseline, get a good sized gob of it, put it on the inside of the driver’s side door handle, smooth it out the length of the door handle. Rumor is that about 90% of those leaving a party and trying to open their door hit themselves right in the ole cocksucker.
@28, UpNorth, some doggie doo deposited via a baggie wrapped around the hand works nicely as well, and there’s a product called “Liquid A**” that smells about like an Asian rice paddy right after fertilization, A couple of “shpritzes” in the AC air intake, (the louvers in the hood in front of the windshield on the passenger side) makes for a nice parting touch as well. If they leave a window open or the door unlocked, freshly chopped onion or canned dog food does wonders, especially in the Summer!
@29. So does pepper spray, applied to that same AC air intake.
The funnies part of this is at the very top the Facebook icon… Be the first of your friends to like this! I always like when some jackass phony turns into the bitch…
Hmmm, never thought of that, the juice from a jar full of kimchee does nicely as well!!
“…so I’m thinkin’ he’s probably not CIA, either…”
Thats a pretty safe bet, methinks!
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