“SFC Coombs” Walmartian phony

UPDATE: Before you go on, do not confuse this clown for the real DA Coombs who is a Legit Badass and served Honorably.  The real one looks nothing like this turd and went on to retire as a CW3.   Nothing makes us more irritated than having a legit veteran called out as a poser.  DE OPPRESSO LIBER

Dan sends us the story from one of his friends about this phony SpecOps warrior spotted at Walmart on Skibo Road in Fayetteville, NC – probably the toughest town in which to be a phony SpecOps warrior. But here’s the story the way it was sent to me;

” HI EVERYONE!! Today we’re going to play the “I pose as a special forces
soldier and then convince everyone to give me money” game.

Meet “SFC” Coombs, he is most popular for making appearances at the Wal-Mart
on Skibo and talking like a green beret from Hollywood.

Unfortunately for Mr. Coombs, he failed the questionnaire given by SPC Hunt.
For all you posers out there: if a “leg” soldier asks you what the 4th week
of airborne school is like, it would f*cking behoove you to inform him that
there are only 3 weeks in Army Airborne School, not 4. Also, when he asks
you what the hardest part of the 18 Delta Course is like (since a very good
friend of mine is an SF medic), you might not want to say language. As my
friend told me, language was the easiest part of the actual pipeline. Again,
you fail.

Mr. Coombs, although I appreciate your admiration for our armed services,
and although I realize that posing as a soldier is not a crime, I must end
by saying thank-you for the tab which you didn’t earn. You can have it back
when you complete the Special Forces pipeline, motherf#cker. I guess you’ll
take real soldiers more seriously when they tell you that they aren’t
leaving until they take the tab off of your uniform.

PS, if you’re going to act tough when a paratrooper takes your fake tab off
of your shoulder and then back away when he gets his fists up for a fight,
you might want your last words to be manly instead of, “I just got you for
assault. You’re going to jail.”

Haha. OK. I’m sure the police will be happy to fulfill the needs of an
impostor. Your face is now known all around the Special Forces community.
enjoy.”

Category: Phony soldiers