2013 Stolen Valor Tournament – North Regional
1) Tina Kersten
16) John Mueller
8) Jerry Partain
9) Craig Pusley
4) John Gidduck
13) Tony Tuso
5) Carmine Annunziato
12) Devon Lauffer
3) Bradley Calvert
14) Larry Sims
6) Albert Bustamente
11) William Johnson
7) Anthony Poole
10) Andre Vergara
2) Skip Moschetti
15) Romeo Martinez
To answer a question in the comments here, voting will begin NEXT MONDAY, and you will vote on each of the 8 races in the NORTH REGIONAL. On Tuesday you will vote on the 8 races in the WEST REGIONAL. On Wednesday for the SOUTH REGIONAL. And then Thursday for the EAST Regional. On Friday at noon all the victors will be announced.
Category: Politics
I think it’s a huge mismatch to put Tina “the Weeble” against Johnny “the choir boy”
Tina has it all in spades. The photos, running away from the news reporters and SCUD missiles too. I think John is in for a world of hurt here.
I only got in on the back end of 2012 tourney….how does one VOTE here? Or do we have to wait for a formal voting screen?
Tina gets a number one seed and rightfully so.
the weeble has her match, hands down! but she is in for a fight when she matches up against Gidduck, i think he will take this bracket
Weeble Wobble was a big fat dress-up liar; Gidduck is a nasty poser bully. Weeble Wobble has the edge in idiotic lyin’ lunacy, while Gidduck has the edge in pure bullyin’ nastiness..this is gonna be a close one…
My God!
The absolute stentch of anyone of these candidates is truley overwhelming.
In combination and as a grouping the toxic nature of the green cloud hovering above means that this will be a fantastic competition!
Ladies and Gentlemen, along with the average TAH reader, welcome to the 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament! There’s been a lot of excitement with so many qualified candidates fighting for first place! Watch closely as the field gets narrowed to that last pathetic waste of skin.
Now I just got off the phone with the legal team and I’m sorry to say that “bullet in their heads” is not allowed as the first prize. So we’ll just have to stick to making sure that these names show up first on Google.
I have to go with Tina. Because with everything else…she is just so damn good looking 😀
What’s the fuggin’ first place prize? If it involves notifying them they’ve won and we all get to confront the winner, just let me know the time, place and date. I’ll bring the first keg.
There’s some real heavy hitters in this bracket. Tina “Butt Kernel” Kerstain versus John “Giggity-Giggity” Gidduck? A fight for the ages!
So much excerment… so little time.
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I got double stack Weebles going the distance, Air Assault!
Watch out for Partain and Calvert.
Strong potential to upend this toilet bowl.
Old Skip is tough too. With all of that “bling” he can bring the bullshit.
And do not forget Gidduck.
Interesting bracket.