Fecal Four, who will match up against Ballduster?
Yesterday just happened to be people who enjoy a lifestyle that there is nothing wrong with, but today we feature two IVAW luminaries, Rick Duncan/Strandlof/King who was IVAW’s Mental Health poster child, and the flag burner himself, the Baskin Robbins Ranger Matthis Chiroux.
Again, you should know both, but for Duncan, you can go here, and for Matthis, go here.
Patton said that “no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” But I say that better yet is the man who sits out the war in a Reno, Nevada mental asylum, and then claims losing a finger and getting a plate in his head, while robbing the valor of both the brave men on that battlefield. – Rick Strandlof/Duncan/Gold
IVAW General: Matthis, what is worst in life?
Matthis the Barbarian (also known as Matthis of the Piss Stains): To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.(From the IVAW Oral Histories.)
So….I report, you decide, who will be the second to make it into the vaunted Fecal Four? Will Matthis continue to wear the mantle as the 2011 Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Cinderella, or will the Legend be too much for him? Poll after the jump.
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Category: Politics
I am crestfallen. I mistook Lesbo Pirate for a common A-hole. I learned much too late that she’s not. She’s a very, very special A-hole. Damn, I wish there were hanging chads or something to get the balloting reopened.
You realize, of course, that will be Mathis’ new FB avatar.
Dang, this is hard. I guess I’ll flip a coin …
Picking between a real douchebag and a fake douchebag is tough, but for making the Corps look bad, the nod goes to Fuckstain McStrandlof.
Although he is an underdog, I have to vote for the home team on this one. What’s that old saying the Corps has? Once a phony Marine always a phony Marine!
The Conman who needs a Barberian picture is priceless. Awesomeness.
I cast my vote for the guy so overcome with guilt for being a rapist he had to drown his sorrow in the Bagram Baskin Robbins, then try to score unshaven hippie chicks with his tales of derring-do between bites of his double fudge chunk with hot fudge and meth sprinkles.
@2. It took me a minute to realize that FB was not fullback but I got there. And that info is good enough for me to go Chiroux. He is quite worthy in his own right but his association (I wanted to use coupling but caught myself) with Lesbo Pirate means it’s Chiroux for me.
Before we pick the winners, don’t they get to submit a statement? It’s not fair to judge them solely upon pictures….let’s hear from the candidates. Ask them “What military service meant to me” or “Why I am the best person to represent the military at political events.”
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I had to go with Metthis, because he’s being invited into schools to spew his bullshit to our children. I wonder if those female teachers would be smiling and so inviting if they knew he admitted to raping a girl in the PI?
MATTHIS!!!!!
Matthis clear winner here, not only for his overall douchebaggery, but just the fact he spews his garbage everywhere and anywhere.
You can’t blame it on mental illness, it’s plain narcissism and illusions of grandeur.
as loathsome creatures go, Matthis wins out.
Somehow I have this Image of The Lesbian Pirate and the Patton wannabe hooking up wooing each other over their loss.