Stupid people of the week

| July 15, 2023

Suburban New York police officer accused of making hoax threats against herself

A suburban New York police officer sent herself a series of vile, menacing text messages and claimed she’d been the target of harassment by colleagues, prosecutors said.

Ossining Police Officer Emily Hirshowitz, 36, made reports to the Westchester County District Attorney’s Office dating to May last year, detailing anonymous, threatening messages she said she’d been receiving, according to a criminal complaint filed in White Plains City Court last week.

Hirshowitz had said “a fellow police officer or multiple police officers at my department are involved,” Westchester County DA’s criminal investigator Michael Garcia wrote in a complaint.

The expletive-laced texts urged her to take her own life and called her “stupid,” “useless” and a “reject.”

But investigators discovered the texts were sent from phone numbers linked to Hirshowitz using apps that had her email and IP addresses associated with them, the complaint said.

She has been charged with three counts of offering a false instrument for filing and four counts of falsely reporting an incident.

Hirshowitz’s attorney could not immediately be reached for comment Monday. Of three publicly listed phone numbers linked to Hirshowitz, two were disconnected and one caller said it was a wrong number.

Hirshowitz is on administrative leave, said a police representative, who declined to comment further.

She was arrested Wednesday, and her next court appearance is set for July 12.

Source; NBC News

Man found dead in a Minnesota freezer was hiding from police: investigators

A man found dead in a freezer in Minnesota last month was hiding from police, investigators said in a preliminary report.

The body of 34-year-old Brandon Lee Buschman of Babbitt, Minnesota, was found in a chest freezer in the basement of an unoccupied home in the town of Biwabik on June 26.

Investigators believe Buschman was in the house hiding because there was an active warrant for his arrest, police said in a news release Friday.

They believe that he got into the freezer to hide on his own accord, perhaps because officers were in the area.

The freezer was an older model that could not be opened from the inside, according to police. The house had no electricity and the freezer was not running when Buschman’s body was found.

Source; CBS17

Georgia mayor held at gunpoint after being accused of breaking into lake house: ‘Do you know who the f–k I am?’

A Georgia mayor was arrested for breaking into a lake house he coveted and confronting the frightened homeowner while snarling, “Do you know who the f–k I am?,” police and the victim say.

South Fulton Mayor Khalid Kamau was busted Saturday after the homeowner called cops around 6:52 a.m. about a trespasser at his home on Cascade Palmetto Highway.

The victim said that while he was on the phone with police, Kamau yelled at him several times, snarling, “Do you know who the f–k I am? I’m the mayor, and I’ll wait for my police to get here and see what happens then,” WSB-TV said.

Kamau has declined to comment on the incident, instead choosing to praise the South Fulton Police Department for its quick intervention.

“I do want to thank the South Fulton police and the staff of officers for their courteous and professional service throughout the day,” he told reporters as he later left jail.

The mayor told officers that he was on his way to a dog park when he stopped by the house, claiming it was his dream home and that he had hopes of purchasing it one day, according to the police report.

Kamau admitted to police that he was aware he was trespassing on the homeowner’s property, despite telling FOX 5 Atlanta he believed the home was “abandoned.”

The homeowner, who has not been publicly identified, said that when he saw the mayor walk up his driveway and approach his lake house, he rushed to get dressed and called police from inside his truck.

The owner of the home then approached Kamau and held him at gunpoint until police arrived, warning the mayor to stay put, the report states.

“No, motherf–ker, you stay right there,” the homeowner said, according to Kamau.

The mayor claimed that he apologized to the homeowner and explained who he was. When the homeowner warned him to wait for police, Kamau allegedly responded: “Are you going to shoot me while I’m walking away?”

The mayor was charged with criminal trespass and first-degree burglary and was booked in the Fulton County Jail on $11,000 bond before being released.

City officials said the investigation is ongoing and did not provide further details on the case.

“The city of South Fulton is committed to upholding the law and ensuring that all individuals, regardless of their position, are subject to the same fair and just treatment,” officials said in a statement.

Source; NY Post

Police commissioner caught in car with prostitute has bizarre explanation: ‘Done talking about it’

A member of the Detroit Board of Police Commissioners who was caught in a car with a prostitute by law enforcement is claiming that the incident is a “big misunderstanding.”

Wayne County Sheriff’s Office deputies say they found Bryan Ferguson in his car at about 7:15 a.m. Wednesday in Detroit engaging in a sex act with a prostitute, the Detroit Free Press reported. Undercover narcotics officers were in the area at that time and saw Ferguson with a woman who was known to them.

Ferguson has denied the allegations as a “big misunderstanding.”

“I’m done talking about it, that’s just not what happened,” he told the Detroit Free Press.

Ferguson claims that a woman whom he did not know tried to get into his truck on Wednesday morning when law enforcement “just pulled up right on me.”

“This is rough. This is rough to tell. Because now I’m going to have to have this conversation with my family,” Ferguson said, adding that he had told the deputies that he is police commissioner and wasn’t “hiding anything.”

Wayne County Sheriff’s Office Capt. Jason Bates said that Ferguson had asked law enforcement on the scene whether they could “help him out.”

“At that time, Mr. Bryan Ferguson stepped out, identified himself as a Detroit police commissioner,” Bates told Fox 2 Detroit. “A title or position doesn’t make them above the law.”

Ferguson was issued a misdemeanor citation for indecent or obscene conduct involving a sex act with a prostitute, Bates told the Detroit Free Press.

Ferguson is expected to resign from his position on the Detroit Board of Police Commissioners, Fox 2 Detroit reported.

Ferguson, who previously served as chair of the police watchdog group, released a statement Wednesday saying that he would take a step back from participating in board meetings.

“Today, multiple media outlets released information alleging ‘indecent conduct’ this morning. The allegation is untrue and the situation is a big misunderstanding,” Ferguson said in his statement.

“I do not want this personal matter to become a distraction from the important oversight work this board has to do. For that reason, I am making the decision to step back from the board meetings for a time.”

The Detroit Board of Police Commissioners did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital’s requests for comment.

Source; Fox News

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JustALurkinAround

Oh goody, I love games! I’ll gladly play along.

“Man found dead in a Minnesota freezer was hiding from police.”

– Declared the winner of hide-and-seek?

“South Fulton Mayor Khalid Kamau.”

– Ohhhhh, I know this one!!! I know this one!!!
AMISH!!!

Hack Stone

As to the man in the freezer, the Police Department solved another cold case.

5JC

Also declared the winner of “hide and stink”.

Odie

Ding ding ding… we have a winner, so far, in today’s comment section.

Anonymous

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

STSC(SW/SS)

Fake hate was her fate and now she faces a court date.

Fleeing justice was his plan. Hide in the freezer he thought he can. Closed the door and he found out there was no way he’s getting out.

I break into your house and I don’t care
Because I’m black and I’m the Mayor

The policeman wanted to spread some roe
In his car was a Ho
Just as he was to get his jollies
Cops rolled up to end his folly

MustangCPT

Uh, roe is the eggs from a female fish. A male fish’s excretions are milt. I know, roe works better with the rhyme…😅

RGR 4-78

The policeman wanted to spread some milt
In his car he had it in, to the hilt.

AW1Ed

Commissioner Ferguson was the recipient of the coveted TAH/VG Marion Barry Award for civic excellence.
“Bitchez set me up!”

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Has he thrown his ACME®️ Race Card™️ yet?

ninja

“New York Cop Emily Hirshowitz Accused Of Sending Menacing Texts To Herself Had ‘Sexual Relationship’ With Chief”

https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/ny-cop-emily-hirshowitz-had-sexual-relationship-with-ossining-chief/

“The Westchester County cop who was arrested for allegedly sending menacing texts to herself after blaming colleagues was involved in a sexual relationship with the department’s police chief.”

“Ossining police officer Emily Hirshowitz, who was charged earlier this month over the texting scandal, “was having an ongoing sexual relationship” with Ossining village police chief Kevin Sylvester.”

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ninja

🤔🫣

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MustangCPT

Well, they don’t need to send her up the river. She’s already THERE!🤣

ninja

😆😅😂👏👏👏

BTW, Happy Early 50th Birthday To You!

🎂🍺🎈🎉

https://youtu.be/rnEjYUlnakg

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Anonymous

Can she do anything legitimately?

Reddawg_03

CHief Sylvester has a wedding ring on!!!!

😳

ninja

Brandon Lee Buschman.

Let’s Go Brandon…🙄

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5JC

SgtM

I think you mean Meat Popstinkle.

Roh-Dog

Too bad that freezer in Babbitt Minnesota wasn’t at a certain lake house in Sowfff Fulton Georgia.

Don’t know if y’all seen tape of that mayor, but dude is a certified psycho. If he was any more intelligent I’d be worried, but for now let’s hope those people unass their town gov!

MustangCPT

They won’t…

ninja

*Note the first letter in his first and last name are not in capital letters*

“Mayor Mondays”

“Wanna Sit Down And Talk To Mayor khalid kamau?”

“Sign Up For An Appointment Today!”

😉😎

And…

“Who Owns The Lake House Property Where South Fulton Mayor Khalid Kamau Was Arrested?

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/south-fulton-mayor-khalid-kamau-lake-house-dream-house-owner

“According to Fulton County tax assessor records, the sprawling property is owned by Jack Lecroy Sr., who is in his 70s.”

“FOX 5 News has learned that South Fulton Police have written at least nine police reports over the last 5 years. The complainant is Jack Lecroy Jr, who is 50 years old.”

“The 50-year-old told police then, “Every time he doesn’t cut his grass, spectators think his property is abandoned and free to explore.” He goes on to say, “The lake house is uninhabitable and is scheduled to be demolished.”

“In most instances, the 50-year-old, who has no trespassing signs and a chain-linked fence, has told officers he wants to press charges.”

“Mr. LeCroy, like any other citizen, wants to protect his property from trespassers or burglars and he is adamant that individuals do not come on to his property.”

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e.conboy

Cares? About WHAT?

ninja

“Bryan Ferguson, seen here with his Wife….”

😉🤫

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Blaster

His wife is a beautiful lady. What a dumb ass!

MCPO USN

The “lady” he was caught with was Kamala Harris. She was sent gift wrapped from Willie Brown. Her cackle was what alerted the cops.

Blaster

Seems plausible!!!!😆

Odie

Indeed she is. And indeed he is.

e.conboy

Which is which?

Hack Stone

As to (see what Hack did there?), the esteemed member of the Detroit Police Commission, he just picked up the woman so that he could use the HOV Lane.

5JC

When the secret “comes out” that that the commish was doing a secret sting operation on the Detroit Police heads are going to fly, and not just up and down, but straight off. That night he just happened to catch the last two honest police in the whole city. But he will do it as many times as he needs to until the city is cleaned up for good. At least they have an active militia.

https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/1188858

KoB

Ms Sing Sing Thang? I wouldn’t hit that using Hack Stone’s junk with IDC SARC pushing.

Dumbass crawled into a danger zone and put himself on ice, man!

“My cops”?!? News flash for you, your dizhonor…check your city charter for that made up city from a made up county. A linky is attached below giving the “history” of South Fulton. Note the demographics make up.

No happy ending for you, Commish. YOU gave her access to your bat, man. Robin had no comment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Fulton,_Georgia