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Stupid criminals of the week

| October 31, 2020 | 4 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Happy Halloween! New York county legislator allegedly tried to trade pills for sex, report says KoB sends in this feller; A Long Island pol, who is also a renowned physician, was arrested Tuesday in a sting operation after allegedly trying to swap pills for sexual favors, according to a report. Dr. William Spencer, a legislator […]

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Two more charged in destruction of statue of Col. Heg in Wisconsin

| October 24, 2020 | 23 Comments
Two more charged in destruction of statue of Col. Heg in Wisconsin

KoB sends in word that two more have been charged with destroying the statue of Colonel Hans Christian Heg, 15th Wisconsin Volunteer Infantry Regiment, who died of wounds sustained while fighting in the Civil War after the Battle of Chickamauga. Heg was a Norwegian immigrant, a staunch abolitionist, and raised the 15th Wisconsin Volunteers himself […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| October 24, 2020 | 8 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Our first subject is a whole lot of stupid. The ability of the Internet to bring stupid people together, and the capacity of the modern transportation system to bring them together physically, allows some truly incredible Darwinism. Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be so prescient. An Oklahoma ‘cannibal’ illegally castrated a man, police said, and stored body […]

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First ‘Narco-Submarine’ Caught After Crossing the Atlantic

| October 19, 2020 | 26 Comments
First ‘Narco-Submarine’ Caught After Crossing the Atlantic

You thought these smugglers were ballsy transiting the Caribbean in their little subs. These guys crossed the Atlantic! Arriving in Spain, they were nabbed by the authorities. In a craggy bay here early one morning last year, police watched three men clamber from the hatch of a curious vessel barely breaking the surface of the […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| October 17, 2020 | 8 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Once again the King of Battle comes through and provides the links. Washington state woman accused of hiring teen to kill ex-husband in murder-for-hire plot Washington state police have accused a woman of hiring a teenage hitman to whack her ex-husband –who survived after being shot nine times. Authorities say Shaerin Kelley, 30, agreed to […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| August 22, 2020 | 26 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Firefighters smash windows of BMW parked in front of hydrant This entitled BMW owner parked in front of a hydrant in NYC recently. FDNY was called to the area for an active three story structure fire. The basement savers were none too pleased with their access to the fire hydrant. What part of “NO PARKING” […]

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