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Sacramento man locks himself in car while attempting to burglarize Auburn home A Sacramento man attempting to burglarize an Auburn home ended up locking himself in the victim’s car, Placer County Sheriff’s Office said Friday. According to a Facebook post by the Placer County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to a home in North Auburn […]
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Missouri man selling catalytic converter online forgets to hide meth A Missouri man trying to sell a catalytic converter online has been arrested after a huge stash of meth and a syringe were spotted in the background of the photo he used for the advertisement. James Kertz, 38, was taken into custody in Reeds Spring […]
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Suspect’s motel room number printed on back of note handed to bank teller You can’t blame a guy for trying to get some. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, they say. Longwood [Florida] police officers arrested a man accused of attempting to rob a Wells Fargo bank on Friday. Investigators said they […]
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‘This guy is a real piece of work:’ Sheriff says Rep. Jewell Jones snuck handcuff key into jail We talked about this genius a while back. Turns out he’s not done making the news for all the wrong reasons. Michigan Rep. Jewell Jones (D-Inkster) brought a handcuff key into jail when he was arrested Tuesday […]
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Florida deputy fired after telling inmate he looked like George Floyd, asking him to say ‘I can’t breathe’ A Lee County Sheriff’s Office deputy has been fired after telling an inmate he resembled George Floyd and asking him to say “I can’t breathe,” words Floyd spoke before dying under the knee of a Minneapolis police […]
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Suspect allegedly tries to deter Spokane County deputy by igniting spray from aerosol can A man tried to escape from a deputy by lighting spray from an aerosol can on fire Thursday morning, a Spokane County Sheriff’s News release said. The ignition reportedly created about a 2-foot flame, but the sergeant was uninjured, according to […]
Stupid people of the week (extra helping)
As I said on Saturday, there’s been a lot of stupid lately. In honor of Labor Day, bear witness to some more dumbass behavior. Sheriff’s Department Looking For Inmate Who Escaped By Pretending To Be Someone Else In Prison A local sheriff’s department is on the lookout for a Missouri woman who reportedly escaped prison […]
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My cup runneth over with stupid this week, so I’ll do a follow-up with more follies come Labor Day. Dad grabs dying 24-year-old son’s gun after shootout with off-duty NYPD and opens fire As a man lay dying on a Bronx street from a shootout with police, his father snatched the gun from his fallen […]
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