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Portent of Floyd Trial Aftermath II

| April 13, 2021 | 49 Comments
Portent of Floyd Trial Aftermath II

LIVE UPDATES: Minnesota police, rioters clash after Daunte Wright shooting; dozens arrested Police shot and killed Wright, a 20-year-old Black man, during a traffic stop Sunday Minnesota authorities arrested about 40 people after rioters and police clashed for a second night in Brooklyn Center, Minn., authorities said during a news conference early Tuesday. Hundreds gathered […]

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Town fires police officer involved in traffic stop of Black Army lieutenant **Updates from the SMA**

| April 12, 2021 | 57 Comments
Town fires police officer involved in traffic stop of Black Army lieutenant **Updates from the SMA**

We talked about this briefly when the story broke, but it was buried in another thread. The photo above is a screen capture from a body cam of a traffic stop going sideways. Back in December, US Army 2nd Lieutenant Caron Nazario (who the media constantly note is black, but is entirely irrelevant to the […]

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Navy’s social media faux pas

| April 12, 2021 | 25 Comments
Navy’s social media faux pas

Faux pas – a significant or embarrassing error or mistake, a blunder In a flash of inspired idiocy, my Navy has managed to beclown itself on not one, not two, but three social media platforms. Whichever Good Idea Fairy that came up with this gem needs to put back in the bottle, with formaldehyde; whoever […]

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She’s On It… Sort Of

| April 12, 2021 | 39 Comments
She’s On It… Sort Of

If you haven’t seen this AOC video, which she sent out to her “millions of fans”, prepare yourself to remain calm. AOC has a habit of sending video messages to her fans, in which she manages to make herself look not only uninformed, but also uneducated. For example, in this op-ed video from Australia news, […]

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Pillow Entrepreneur Hogg Redux

| April 11, 2021 | 57 Comments
Pillow Entrepreneur Hogg Redux

Remember the petulant little asshole, err, budding textile magnate’s run for Mike Lindell’s My Pillow business? We featured it here: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=110210. Lindell is dealing with fallout from his support of Trump during the last election, but now at least can allay any fears of competition from Hogg’s progressive start-up. How so? Easy- little David is […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| April 10, 2021 | 14 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

First up we got one that’ll make you ??? Clarkston man charged for allegedly masturbating with Elmo doll during home inspection A home inspector who allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll during a home inspection — which was recorded by a camera in the baby’s room — has been charged with two misdemeanors. Kevin Wayne […]

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Jeremy Dewitte Arrested for Alleged Date Violence

| April 9, 2021 | 50 Comments
Jeremy Dewitte Arrested for Alleged Date Violence

It appears that Jeremy Dewitte was recently arrested for alleged date violence. However, his troubles do not stop here. YouTube user “MSG Retired” provided a new video focusing on Jeremy Dewitte’s claim of going to Army Ranger and Special Forces school during his college ROTC years. This was during an interview that included an interviewer […]

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Portland’s $6M Gun Violence Prevention Plan

| April 8, 2021 | 34 Comments
Portland’s $6M Gun Violence Prevention Plan

Scenic Portland, OR In a flash of rationality Portland’s City Council has delegated 6 million USD to further the prevention of gun violence in the city. Gun crime has increased nearly threefold since last year when the same council disbanded the existing Gun Violence Reduction Team, for fear it was unfairly targeting minorities. The city […]

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