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NG Major General complains on Twitter about Army nail polish policy

| October 17, 2021 | 88 Comments
NG Major General complains on Twitter about Army nail polish policy

In a complaint ripped right out of a Duffel Blog satire article, a Minnesota Army National Guard Assistant Adjutant General posted on Twitter this week complaining about the Army’s policy against French manicures. Why the Army thinks a French Manicure is an “obnoxious” color compared to the civilian world which views it as an understated […]

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Stupid people of the week

| October 16, 2021 | 17 Comments
Stupid people of the week

Sacramento man locks himself in car while attempting to burglarize Auburn home A Sacramento man attempting to burglarize an Auburn home ended up locking himself in the victim’s car, Placer County Sheriff’s Office said Friday. According to a Facebook post by the Placer County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to a home in North Auburn […]

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Stupid people of the week

| October 9, 2021 | 18 Comments
Stupid people of the week

Missouri man selling catalytic converter online forgets to hide meth A Missouri man trying to sell a catalytic converter online has been arrested after a huge stash of meth and a syringe were spotted in the background of the photo he used for the advertisement. James Kertz, 38, was taken into custody in Reeds Spring […]

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Negligent Discharge, Navy Style

| October 5, 2021 | 49 Comments
Negligent Discharge, Navy Style

MH-60R Seahawk Someone has some ‘splaining to do. Accidental foam discharge damages several Navy helicopters By Geoff Ziezulewicz Several Navy MH-60R Seahawk helicopters were damaged last month after firefighting foam accidentally discharged in a hangar aboard Naval Station Mayport, Florida, officials confirmed Monday. The incident occurred on Sept. 20 in Helicopter Maritime Strike Squadron 40?s […]

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Redstate reports that MG Donahue ordered 50-100 people off last flight out of Kabul to take a war trophy

| October 4, 2021 | 184 Comments
Redstate reports that MG Donahue ordered 50-100 people off last flight out of Kabul to take a war trophy

Poetrooper sends in that Redstate is reporting that Major General Donahue, Commanding General of the 82nd Airborne Division and who was the on-the-ground commander in the final days of the Kabul debacle, is said to have ordered everyone off a C-17 so that a war trophy could be loaded. Of course, when people went to […]

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Sword Wielding Ninja Trains With Spec Ops

| October 1, 2021 | 15 Comments
Sword Wielding Ninja Trains With Spec Ops

In yet another sign of the apocalypse, several soldiers from the U.S. Army Special Operations Aviation Command (SOAR) training at an airport in the Mojave Desert were reportedly attacked and wounded by “a sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja” and forced to shelter in a hangar and receive medical aid. Any other time and this […]

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US Marines reluctantly let a Sikh officer wear a turban. He says it’s not enough

| September 27, 2021 | 166 Comments
US Marines reluctantly let a Sikh officer wear a turban. He says it’s not enough

From the Times of India; Almost every morning for five years, 1st Lt. Sukhbir Toor has pulled on the uniform of the U.S. Marine Corps. On Thursday, he also got to put on the turban of a faithful Sikh. It was a first for the Marine Corps, which almost never allows deviations from its hallowed […]

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Stupid people of the week (extra helping)

| September 6, 2021 | 3 Comments
Stupid people of the week (extra helping)

As I said on Saturday, there’s been a lot of stupid lately. In honor of Labor Day, bear witness to some more dumbass behavior. Sheriff’s Department Looking For Inmate Who Escaped By Pretending To Be Someone Else In Prison A local sheriff’s department is on the lookout for a Missouri woman who reportedly escaped prison […]

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