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Yer Friday Funny: That Song’s About WHAT?!!

| January 15, 2021 | 22 Comments
Yer Friday Funny:  That Song’s About WHAT?!!

Here ya go: listen as Uncle John sings us “The Dildo Song”. OK, people: get yer minds out of the gutter. The song’s about a community on Newfoundland. Seriously. Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture of the road sign for the community. And here it is on Google Maps. Per Google Maps, there’s also apparently […]

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Another soldier sacked for “unprofessional language”

| December 22, 2020 | 89 Comments
Another soldier sacked for “unprofessional language”

Jeff LPH 3 sends us word that the command sergeant major at Fort Hood has been suspended for questionable language. Allegedly this is a temporary suspension while the investigation plays out. Army Times reports; The senior enlisted soldier at Fort Hood, Texas, has been suspended pending an investigation into allegations that he used “unprofessional language […]

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McDonald’s China Offers New Concept Burger

| December 19, 2020 | 29 Comments
McDonald’s China Offers New Concept Burger

Not satisfied with inflicting the COVID-19 pandemic on an unsuspecting world, McDonald’s China is offering a Spam burger topped with crumbled Oreo cookies, yum. Thankfully the item is being offered in a limited release, with some 400,000 of the things being produced. The question is, of course, why make them at all? McDonald’s China releasing […]

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Straight out of the X-Files

| November 25, 2020 | 49 Comments
Straight out of the X-Files

I had to double and triple check that this wasn’t a satire article. It doesn’t get much creepier than this. Utah State Troopers flying in the remote wilderness helping state conservation authorities take an annual census of wild sheep came across this silver metal obelisk standing 10 feet tall in the middle of nowhere. State […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| October 31, 2020 | 6 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Happy Halloween! New York county legislator allegedly tried to trade pills for sex, report says KoB sends in this feller; A Long Island pol, who is also a renowned physician, was arrested Tuesday in a sting operation after allegedly trying to swap pills for sexual favors, according to a report. Dr. William Spencer, a legislator […]

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Abraham Lincoln, world renowned racist white supremacist – So says UW-Madison students

| October 29, 2020 | 39 Comments
Abraham Lincoln, world renowned racist white supremacist – So says UW-Madison students

How has this school failed these students so spectacularly? The history department dean should be immediately fired. They’re calling a statue of The Great Emancipator a remnant of “white supremacy.” This is all part of a classic Marxist revisionist history when they euphemistically say, “Lincoln’s legacy has changed as we start to call out history.” […]

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Cop dies after being attacked by rooster while breaking up cockfight

| October 29, 2020 | 16 Comments
Cop dies after being attacked by rooster while breaking up cockfight

This is some serious news of the weird stuff. Horrible way to go. A police officer has been killed by a rooster while attempting to break up an illegal cockfight in the Philippines, authorities have said. Police in the Northern Samar province said Lieutenant Christian Bolok was struck by the rooster’s gaff — a metal […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| October 24, 2020 | 8 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Our first subject is a whole lot of stupid. The ability of the Internet to bring stupid people together, and the capacity of the modern transportation system to bring them together physically, allows some truly incredible Darwinism. Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be so prescient. An Oklahoma ‘cannibal’ illegally castrated a man, police said, and stored body […]

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