Jessica Watkins – Decorated Vet with no NDSM

| March 17, 2021

Jessica Watkins – Mugshot

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Ms. Jessica Marie Watkins, formerly known as Mr. Jeremy David Watkins.

Jessica served in the U.S. Army as a male – Jeremy David Watkins.  Court records in Rochester, New York, show that Watkins changed his/her name to Jessica Marie Watkins in 2004.  Along with a boyfriend, Watkins owns and operates a bar called the “Jolly Roger” in Woodstock, Ohio.

Watkins has been in the news lately due to storming the U.S. Capitol Building on January 6, 2021, as a member of Oathkeepers, being one of the first people being arrested and facing charges.  Watkins claims to have been providing security according to a CNN article.

Watkins has also said to have admitted to training Oathkeepers in some kind of boot camp military training.

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“The U.S. Army said Watkins served under the name Jeremy David Watkins as an infantryman in the U.S. Army from April 2001 to December 2003, including time in Afghanistan, an Army spokesman said.”

Watkins has been described as a “decorated Army vet.”

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“Watkins’ journey from decorated Army vet …”

“Records show Watkins served honorably in the Army under a different name, including duty in Afghanistan from 2001 to 2003. Court records in Rochester, New York, showed she changed her name to Jessica Marie Watkins in 2004. She also lived in Fayetteville, North Carolina, serving as a first responder with emergency medical training, before settling in Woodstock about three years ago.”

Watkins has also been described as an Army Ranger.

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“The Oath Keeper and former Army Ranger had earlier organized her own militia group.”

Several people had reported this and asked for clarification on Watkins military service wanting the truth.

. . . . .

So, what do the folks at the NPRC have to say:

FOIA Result – Jeremy Watkins – Summary Sheet

FOIA Result – Jeremy Watkins – Assignments

. . . . .



Watkin’s military records show a short enlistment, which usually indicates an early discharge. Also of interest is that he was discharged as a Private after serving 2 years 5 months and 24 days of military service.


Although the records do not indicate this, we were told by the NPRC that he served in Afghanistan from September 20, 2002 to December 4, 2002. This is an extremely short deployment which may indicate a problem other than being wounded, but there is no Purple Heart award in the records.


The odd thing is that Watkins has no National Defense Service Medal (NDSM) nor a Global War on Terrorism – Expeditionary Medal (GWOT-EM).

NOTE: The Character of Discharge is something that is not releasable under the FOIA guidelines. However, the Department of the Army regulations state: “Veterans or next of kin of deceased veterans who were discharged under other than honorable conditions are not entitled to any medals earned during the less than honorable period of service.

This would explain the lack of certain awards and leads us to believe that the circumstances surrounding Watkins leaving the Army places some doubt on the “decorated vet” statement made in the press.


Although Watkins has the Parachutists Badge, it does not appear that Watkins finished RIP training. An Army Ranger that served with BATT his entire career tells us that RIP – now RASP – is just to get to BATT. He then said you have to serve for two years before you can call yourself a Ranger and there is no six-month fast track.  In other words – graduate RASP and serve in BATT for 2 years.

We have also heard the argument that if anyone that has served in Ranger Regiment –  tab or no tab – is a Ranger.  The Ranger tab is just a three-month school.


We wanted to get the truth out and let people decide what constitutes a “decorated vet” and Army Ranger.

We have found that the Oathkeepers seemed to be a band of misfits, embellishers, and military wannabes. Although they do have veterans, there often seems to be a pattern of questionable past behavior that undermines their narrative of veterans that served with high distinction.

This case fits right into all the previous blogs we have posted on them here… more embellished grabasstic nonsense.   It is obvious to me that little Jeremy here was pitched out of the Army with an Other Than Honorable Discharge.   As is often the case with these clowns, they seem to make being a Professional Victim as their career path.  One thing is for sure,  the Army does not throw you out without a mountain of paperwork to explain why.   I bet Jessica has access to it all.  It would be nice to read what the Army had to say instead of Jessica’s version only.

Calling little Jeremy Watkins a “decorated Army vet” is a bit of a stretch and may give civilians who do not know any better the wrong impression about his service.   I suggest Jessica move on with her life and leave the less than honorable service of  Jeremy in the past.

Category: Afghanistan, Army, Army Poser, Politics, Ranger, Shitbags, Stupid Criminals, Trump!, Valor Vultures

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  1. MarineDad61 says:

    Oath to what????

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Stolen Valor and Military Phonies…
      The poster children for everything “SELF IDENTIFY”.

    • thebesig says:

      Jeremy/Jessica’s friends and supporters may skip over links, but pictures scream for attention. :mrgreen:



      • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

        Ya need to either re-spell “N-E-I-T-E-R” as “NEITHER”, or “NEUTER”. Either one works for me.

      • MarineDad61 says:

  2. Keepin' It Real says:

    Must have stepped on his dick… or whatever pronoun and/or metaphor is politically correct and appropriate.

    • Berliner says:

      Must have stepped on his/it’s dick… wearing crampons, hence the gender change.

      That DA 2-1 looks like crap. Perhaps the departure from Ft Bragg/Army service was imminent upon arrival.

  3. Keepin' It Real says:

    Hey, where’s 5th/77th FA been lately?

    I figured he would be first to be all up in Jessica – plowing into her like a bus wit no brakes.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Had to be out and about FIRST thing this morning, and gots to get back out there. Saw this Skrunt on MP on evening last, but it wasn’t open for comments yet. Self identified as a wannabe soldier and now wants to self identify as a wanna be girl? WTF. Fugly as all homemade sin. Wonder if IT realizes that Bubba Thor, Julio, and “Mr Tiny” will identify IT as the centerfold in Prison Bride Weekly?

      And yes I will again, be the FIRST to call for a deployment of The TAH Hemisphere of Insults on the lying, embellishing wanna be female that will always be a male, Jeremy/Jessica Watkins. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

      Luck of the Irish to all you Lads and Lasses.

      • Pineywoods NCO says:


        • ChipNASA says:

          And a two-a…
          Usually I have refrained from deploying the HoI for individuals DNA identified as females because of misogyny and shit, however, we have had some recent exceptions to the rule (Shillary I believe, if I’m not mistaken) AND there was some discussion not of the admin types and it really started with “CV” and Jonn, again, if memory serves, that I not deploy it against the ladies, but, again, I digress….the ladies here at one point debated this and agreed that, if the Roberts Rules have been met and I polled the women’s Team TAH and they agreed, then yes, it’s approved.
          That being said, this bitch tits here AIN’T a LADY and AIN’T no Woyman (or however these proggy freaks spell it these days). This. Is. A. DUDE. Period!! (see what I did there?!?!?! Huh Huh?!?!? )
          SO, my rules say, GAME ON!!!
          Do we have an “AYE” vote? And a three-a???

      • ChipNASA says:

        We got a one-a

    • ChipNASA says:

      Oh JEREMY!!! I hope you’re enjoying being passed around like a bong at an Oregon Hippies commune Kumbayafest….so open up wide because you apparently want to be treated like a girl so embrace it BRO….cause here it comes….

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      Jeremy (Germy) David (DUH-vag) Watkins (Squatman).…HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, SO many things this fuckwad is NOT a Ranger, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud,

      • ChipNASA says:

        rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket,
        If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid,

        • ChipNASA says:

          Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a Ranger, DOES have a concerning and questionable military career, claims to be an OAF-Keeper, generally thos individuals who identify as such as fucking BOZOS, and that gives a massive bad name to fucking CLOWNS and you have to be pretty shitty to do that, AND this freak has no National Defense Service Medal (NDSM) nor a Global War on Terrorism – Expeditionary Medal (GWOT-EM), noted that is either a problem with his records from NPRC, HOWEVER, as noted by Army regulations, veterans who were discharged under other than honorable conditions are not entitled to any medals earned during the less than honorable period of service.”, so it seems that buttknob here has a dirty discharge, LOL, yeah, obviously, so come to your own conclusions, this guy, and yes, fuckboi here is STILL a GUY, YOU. CAN. NOT. CHANGE. YOUR. DNA. So who cares if you lop off your dick and sprout tits, YOU’RE STILL A DUDE!!!, and I hope the prison buddys have let him know, HE’S A BITCH!!!, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C,

          • ChipNASA says:

            This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
            Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

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            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

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            So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

            • ChipNASA says:

              Patton Quote added to the end …

              On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… )

              “He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”

  4. FuzeVT says:

    So the Oathkeeper folks said, “That tranny chick. . . or dude or whatever used to be an Army Ranger! Let’s get her. . . him. . . whatever to run a boot camp for us!!”

    That about sum it up?

    • ChipNASA says:

      I think that Jeremy was more like wanting a bunch of OafCreeper dudes to run a train on him.
      Or EW, something like that.

  5. Skippy says:

    Freak Show + Oath Keepers.
    What a Nut case

  6. The Other Whitey says:

    Why do they keep calling trannies women? That’s really annoying. This jackass is not a female. I don’t care if he’s a saint, the unholy offspring of Stalin and Jeffrey Dahmer, or anywhere in between; he has a fucking Y-chromosome, he ain’t a fucking girl! Stop calling him “she,” for Christ’s sake! Just because he’s delusional doesn’t mean the rest of us should indulge his delusion.

  7. MI Ranger says:

    I would agree with your source that says since RIP/RASP is not listed it calls into question what he did to get to my Ranger Battalion.
    – Two things that point to bad paperwork is, there is also no listing of Airborne School, just Casual status. You don’t just hang out at Fort Benning School for Boys after OSUT, you get orders to some place, even if it is just across post to Airborne school.
    – Second things is, I have seen people just show up to Ranger Battalion with orders and not go to RIP before. We signed him in, and sent him on his way back to Fort Benning to attend the next class…he did make it, can’t remember if he also had to attend Airborne school (a requirement).

    Yes, the short duration of his time in the Army, as well as sudden change of station to Fort Bragg…which might indicate custody before discharge. A Ranger Contract (enlist to go to Ranger Regiment is a four year contract, because it includes Airborne School). It is possible to Enlist as just an Infantryman, and somehow get Airborne School, and if you have an MOS that Regiment needs the recruiter at Fort Benning standing at Airborne School will convince you to try out for the Rangers, no additional obligation. Even then though it is a three year hitch, not two!

    Definately not highly decorated! No covetted NDSM.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Yup, I noticed the no Airborne school assignment as well, even though he has a parachutist badge.

      So one of those things has to be wrong. Either he went to jump school and it was not put in his records, or he didn’t go to jump school and isn’t entitled to the badge.

      But see my comment below – how likely is it that a non-airborne private would stay in the regiment for 17 months?

      • rgr769 says:

        I’d like to know where they found the clerk that filled out his assignment section of his 2-1, it looks like it was written by Hellen Keller, in addition to missing three weeks of jump school.

  8. xyzzy says:

    Point of order: Wouldn’t his TIS during GWOT get him NDSM by default? I mean, he does seem to have post 9/11/2001 service, so…🤷🏻‍♂️

    • sbalm says:

      Please see the Army reg quoted in the writeup – it addresses the lack of a GWOT and NDSM.

    • MarineDad61 says:


      Question –
      What’s worse then making combat claims WITHOUT an NDSM?

      Answer –
      Being drummed out and STRIPPED of an NDSM.

  9. 26Limabeans says:

    Heh, Lyin Louie’s “honorary” discharge beats this freak’s by a mile.

  10. Martinjmpr says:

    The flaw in this analysis is that it is all predicated on one very dubious assumption: That the NPRC record is correct and without omissions.

    How many times have we seen blatant, obvious errors on these NPRC requests? Right off the top of my head, Les Brown Stain’s 2 NDSMs when there is no way he could possibly have been entitled to 2 awards of the NDSM? We’ve also seen blatant omissions, blatant errors, and even spelling and grammar mistakes that an 8th grader wouldn’t make.

    I’ve said it before and undoubtedly I’ll say it again: It’s pretty obvious that these NPRC requests are given to the newest, lowest ranking hungover clerk in the office at 4:45 on Friday with instructions that he/she can’t go home until they’re done, and that there is ZERO review or quality control.

    I’ve never served in the Ranger regiment, so those who have con comment but I would point out that the record of assignments shows that Watkins was assigngned to the regiment for 17 months (October 01 through March 03.)

    It strains credibility to think that the Reginent would keep a shitbag on the rolls for that long, particularly when that was one of the highest op-tempo times in their history, right at the beginning of the war in Afghanistan.

    My understanding (corrections from those in the know are welcomed) is that the Rangers are very quick to bounce out anybody who doesn’t contribute to the mission, so why was Watkins there for so long?

    I suppose one possible explanation could be an arrest and court martial proceedings early on in Watkins assignment to the Regiment that kept Watkins “on the rolls” while not actually a part of the 1st Battalion.

    It’s also interesting that Watkins was transferred from Hunter Army Airfield (near Savannah, GA) to the 3/505th, a part of the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, 275 miles away (per Google Maps) without any PCS (Permanent Change of Station) showing up.

    I suppose one possibility could be that some sort of legal or administrative proceeding was intimated by 1/75’s higher headquarters, US Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) which is located at Bragg, and that Watkins was transferred there to await the outcome.

    When the proceedings were done, transferring Watkins across post to the 82nd for his last month in the service would make more sense than sending him back to Fort Stewart.

    But of course that’s all speculation based on the limited records we have. For sure Watkins did not participate in combat actions in Afghanistan in “September 2001” as he was still at Fort Benning then and didn’t arrive at HAAF until October.

    • PTBH says:

      Martinjmpr – Believe me when I say we had the exact same concern and double-checked with NPRC in regard to medals. They confirmed that what was transcribed from the DD-214 and Awards section is accurate. They then quoted the Army manual (as above) but underscored the fact that they are not allowed to release the character of discharge, which I took as a hint that this impacted the medals.

      • PTBH says:

        Forgot to add – the archive tech is senior and one that we work with often. Doesn’t mean they can’t make a mistake but they are used to us following up if something does not look right, and either patiently explains away concerns or provides more information from the records if that information is releasable.

      • PTBH says:

        There is a story/claim in the press from his/her attorney that the sexual orientation came out and he was ridiculed by his unit… or something. This is next to impossible to substantiate unless being able to speak with someone that knew him back then.

        It is both a science and art to read these military records and construct a narrative, but what’s documented is somewhat helpful.

        • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

          It wouldn’t surprise me at all to see Watkins throw the Victim Card®™️ to try and dodge consequences!

          • Mason says:

            API, are you suggesting that a person enlisting into the peacetime infantry before 9/11 then got deployed to a war zone months later and while in-theater violated the second half of “Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell” to get out of their deployment, responsibilities, and contract?

            I’m picturing Corporal Klinger showing up in battle rattle for a patrol from Firebase Anaconda.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      During my AD time on Benning I was just another everyday Leg, but our unit was near where 3/75 was at the time, thus we always saw them training or working the hell out of their latest class of RIPs. During those days as well as now I’m sure, it still takes a LOT to get into the Ranger Regiment and just one fuckup to get kicked out, thus I’m betting that he/she/it was a subpar dickstepper!

      • ChipNASA says:

        I’m going to add new terminology…
        (i.e. “Dick stepper” for ladies)
        1. Labia Leaper
        2. Vagina Tromper
        3. Clit Clomper
        4. Gash Trampler

        Ladies of TAH, in advance, no offence, but with this weird new subculture we have to deal with and if we have to be forced to recognize and identify with this new culture, then the previously identified PC thing that were offensive, now, fairly, should no longer be, therefore, I offer this as an opportunity to recognize those that are women or those that *identify* as women, and have shown substandard and deficient conduct or lack thereof, in their behavior, need an opportunity to be given the credence actions deserve.
        SO, as with the HoI, additions are always welcome.
        I’m probably (maybe) not keeping track of such…

      • rgr769 says:

        During a visit to Benning in the late 1980’s, I met a young E-5 buck sgt. who had served in the 3rd battalion. His battalion was training in Texas near the border. The CSM suggested at a formation that no one should cross the border into Mexico. On a weekend leave he and several of his comrades crossed into Mexico. He said it only took about three days for him to be booted and reassigned. He planned not to reenlist because being a Ranger was all he wanted to do.

    • Mike says:

      “It’s also interesting that Watkins was transferred from Hunter Army Airfield (near Savannah, GA) to the 3/505th, a part of the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, 275 miles away (per Google Maps) without any PCS (Permanent Change of Station) showing up.”

      It used to be a requirement for certain types of admin discharges (AR 635-200) that a unit transfer was required to see if counselling/rehabilitation was effective. I don’t know if that is still the case.

      Transfer issue aside, Watkins could have been discharged under Chapter 10, 13 or 14 and received an other than honorable discharge that would have voided any service awards.

  11. Martinjmpr says:

    This is one of the more unusual situations in which the NPRC records releases raises more questions than it answers.

    Nevertheless, I have to say my days of thinking of the “Oath Keepers” as a bunch of losers, wanna-be’s and never-were’s is certainly coming to a middle. 😉

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      You and me both, I do all I can to distance myself from that group!

    • MI Ranger says:

      Has it ever stated for public record that it is a Ranger? Could be that it told all of its Oath Keeper fan boys that he had been in the Rangers and so they hung on his every word about training…maybe right up to the point where the Lou Reed song lyrics took over and “he was a she”.

      But yeah, as said before Definitely (spelled correctly this time) not Highly Decorated…no NDSM!

  12. E4 Mafia 83-87 says:

    I have a Sea Service Ribbon with 1 bronze star (not The Bronze Star) and a Good Conduct Medal. I sure as he’ll don’t consider myself a “decorated” military veteran. Alwyn Cash is what I think about when someone is a decorated veteran. Gimme a break. This guy is at best a putz.

    • Fjardeson says:

      I Googled Alwyn Cash. Wow. Rescuing soldiers from a burning vehicle… while he was on fire!

      Read also he’s staged for an upgrade from Silver Star to MOH. Deserved.

    • Hack Stone says:

      When Law Enforcement finally pays attention to the remaining members of The Dutch Rudder Gang and Hack Stone is hauled away for crimes (real or imagined), he will be described as “Modestly Decorated, among which is the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge”.

      • rgr769 says:

        I have often wondered about the requirements for award of the Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge. What are the they? Does it involve “gold bricking?” Asking for a badge hunting acquaintance.

        • RGR 4-78 says:

          Brass count at the range came out perfect 5 consecutive times?

          • rgr769 says:

            You mean nowadays one doesn’t just have to say “no brass or ammo, Sergeant.” Someone has to count all the fired cartridge cases? Glad my range officer days ended 40 years ago.

      • USMC Steve says:

        A bit slow getting out the way, were we?

        Remember dude, incoming always has the right of way.

        Semper Fi.

  13. OWB says:

    Can we simplify all this with saying that male and female are not earned titles?

    We are not born ladies and gentlemen – that is something you must learn and titles that can indeed be earned. But male and female are predetermined by genetics.

    Putting on a dress does not make you a lady. Or a female. It’s that pesky Y chromosome (as others point out) that determine whether you am or ain’t.

    Typical lefty ploy – confuse the simple. Break what works fine. Pit people against each other. No need for any of it.

  14. Sapper3307 says:

    Bradly Manning’s BiG SiS?

    • Green Thumb says:

      Damn. Forgot about that clown.

      I was going to give Watkins here another “Historic First”.

      The media lad left love that phrase….

    • Forest Bondurant says:

      Nah. Not his sister, but his brother.

      Bradley is as delusional as this guy, so no point in reinforcing that delusion.

  15. Mason says:

    That his/her only decoration is the Army Service Ribbon is very apropos. Almost like the person outprocessing him knew and left it there on purpose. Sort of like the canteen cup going away present.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      A nice middle finger gesture to someone who made them selves a case of heartburn for everyone else!

  16. 26Limabeans says:

    The DA form 2-1 is dated JAN 73.
    Is this one of those instances where previous versions are
    to be used until exhausted?

  17. Daisy Cutter says:

    Let me just say what everyone is thinking:

    The Brotherhood of the NDSM dodged another bullet and breathes a collective sigh of relief.

  18. tshe says:

    Joe Biden: “If I had a daughter, she would look like Jessica Watkins.”

  19. Daisy Cutter says:

    There is another message here and helped by this article.

    The media seems Hell-bent on portraying veterans as hyper-military Ricky Ranger/John Wayne White Supremacist Trump supporters all lumped into one category ready to trigger the insurrection and rebellion that justifies keeping razor wire and armed troops surrounding the capital.

    The Oathkeepers do NOT represent the mainstream veteran community and are mostly misfits and wannabes, so I’m somewhat relieved that the pattern is emerging and people can see this for themselves.

    • rgr769 says:

      It it obvious from their attire, military style uniforms, gear, and helmets, that these Oathkeeper clowns were not merely Trump voters and supporters out to attend a peaceful protest like over 99% of the people that showed up in DC on 1/06/21. They were geared up to fight with someone. The fact that this clown wanted to change genders just after 2.6 years in the Army screams mental illness.

      • USMC Steve says:

        But by all accounts that I have seen, they didn’t get into any dustups, nor were any of them involved in the entrance into the People’s House, that so enraged the social democrats.

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      Ugly fake woman + stolen valor = shit show.

      The big question is did the fine fellows over at oath keepers ever figure out that this was indeed a fake woman and were any negligent discharges involved?

      • rgr769 says:

        I don’t think “Jessica” could even get a negligent discharge out of our beloved IDC SARC.

        Question for those in the know: Why does a guy who would rate a four or a five on the attractiveness scale to the opposite sex want to become a fake female who isn’t even a two.

        P.S. I think its “boyfriend” is either gay or reads in brail.

  20. rgr769 says:

    Thanks to the regime of Gropey Joe and the Ho, we will be getting a great many more Jessica’s with questionable “highly decorated” service, or who have “honorably” served. The big difference will be that we taxpayers will have funded their boob jobs and lopadicktomies. Why spend 20 to 30K of your own money to “transition” if the U.S. military will pay for it? Moreover, it is not like they will ever be deployed anywhere given all the recovery time and medication they will need. Also, think of all the dikes that will want to go full Ellen Page in uniform. I understand that the addadicktome surgery is even more expensive.

  21. Eric (The OC Tanker) says:

    My PQR (2-1) form is dated 1 Jan 73. first used July 75

    It sez I gots me the following:

    overseas service ribbon w/3
    NCOPD ribbon w/3
    Recruiter badge
    Undetected criminal Acts badge w/4
    The much coveted NDSR
    AAM w/2
    ARCOM w/2

    ends in 1995. not too bad for a peace time tanker.

  22. The Stranger says:

    Undetected Criminal Acts Badge?
    Good Conduct Medal?

  23. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    “Emergency Medical Training”? Must know how to perform moth to penis resuscitation..

  24. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    While we’re on the subject of Stolen Valor, hasn’t this turkey been served here on TAH in the past? Here’s an update on the TURD:

  25. Anonymous says:

    Truth be told, s/he/it only need the Army Service Ribbon (ASR) to be a “decorated” veteran… not that such is underwhelming or anything.

  26. E4ever says:

    What about Tom Cotton? Fake Ranger just like Jessica

    Glad I was in the AF where we weren’t so concerned about our genitals.