General Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament Nomination Thread
Well, looks like in the next couple of weeks we’ll get a ruling on Stolen Valor from the Supreme Court, and no matter which way they go, it will be vital that we give these dirtbags the notoriety they have worked so hard to earn. If the Supremes go our way, this tourney will provide a good list of folks to go after. If the Supremes pull a Jonathan Turdley, then we need to point out how these folks actually harm true veterans, and how their lies are never of the “picking up chicks in a bar” variety.
So, let’s get it on.
For nominations, please follow the following format. 1 nomination per comment if you would.
Name (the persons actual name.)
Link (some link to this person’s perfidy, whether on TAH or elsewhere.)
Nickname (“Gunny Driveway” for example)
State (What state will this asshat be representing)
Obviously the two top seeds are Poe and Mailahn, but someone should nominate them in here at some point. We are hoping to get a full complement of 64 for this one. The Tourney will take a little longer to materialize this time, since I was to upgrade how we portray each of the “contestants.” (Which is to say I need to con Sniper into photoshops.)
Go get ’em boys.
NOTE: Contestants in the Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Tournament not eligible for re-nomination without some superseding stolen valor event. (If Zombie Ballduster comes back to claim the MOH, this second untruth will re-eligibilize him.)
Category: Politics
Name: Jonathon Sharkey!
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27204
Nickname: the Cock Inhaler
State: Florida, the land of the hanging… chad.
This shit kept me giggling for weeks! The Cock Inhaler FTW!!!
Gotta go with Poe for a Number One seed.
And TSO, seems that we’ve had a plethora of these douchebags of late. Will we limit the field to 32, up it to 64, or have an “NIT” type for the phonies that just weren’t up to par to play with the big kids?
Oh, and Poe would be Texas, since that’s where he currently resides.
Poe disgusted me more than anything. I can’t even laugh at him. I just wanted to curb stomp him. Grrrrrr.
Richard Lyons
http://waronterrornews.typepad.com/home/2009/10/truckers-honor-fallen.html
Gunny Recon Seal Truckdriver
Alabama
Lyin’ Richard fooled DoD and the DVA, while hauling around the traveling wall. If you’re making a list, he may not be contest quality, but he should certainly be on it.
Mike Wilson
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29830
Goth “Special” Forces
California
Richard Blumenthal
http://waronterrornews.typepad.com/home/2010/10/stolen-valor-ag-richard-blumenthal.html
Senator Dickenthal, JD.
Conneticut
His tales may pale in comparison to most, but he rose to the highest levels on his war record (that didn’t exist) and still got elected to the Senate, after being exposed.
Ronald Mailahn
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28658
Gunny Driveway, Mailman
New Jersey
I’ve been sayin this tard needs a one seed for quite some time now.
Larry Gugle
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies243.htm
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29376
The Round Marine
Tennesse
The real crime is the one committed by his blues. I swear to gawd it strangled him and left him dead in the bathroom at Dunkin’ Donuts.
How ’bout a link to last year’s so we can see who’s ineligible?
“Phony Tony Trimble”- Green Beret Medic, SEAL- hero of everyone at Grady Hospital in Atlanta! Left Grady and tried to get his job back but was “outed.”
This guy is a piece of work!
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies1284.htm
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies473.htm
Military
“I was a Team Medical NCO for Company A 1/20th Special Forces Group (Airborne) for 12 years. For the polite, civilized folk..I wore a Green Beret. It was a blast!”
Trimble, a paramedic with thirty-three years of experience, wasn’t rattled. After all, the former Army medic and Green Beret who received his basic EMT license at sixteen had worked other major emergencies, including the 1996 Centennial Olympic Park bombing…..
I confronted Trimble years ago about his lies to others about his “Green Beret” exploits. This was in 1994 at the Georgia Public Safety Training Center in Forsyth , Georgia . Trimble continues to lie and steal the identity of others who really did serve and went through and graduated from the arduous training. Trimble’s lies are known as the ”Stolen Valor Syndrome.”
LATER:
After I confronted Trimble about his Special Forces exploits in Iraq he “quieted” that portion for a while, then started telling people he was a SEAL. After 9/11 he became a “Green Beret” again.
Sent: Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:07 PM
Subject: RE: FW: Tony Trimble: Fake Warrior
Very interesting! In 1991, Mr. Trimble went through our Special Forces Assessment and Selection program, but failed the physical fitness test. Therefore, he was not selected to attend the Special Forces Qualification Course, which you must complete to earn the Green Beret. Our Academic Records Office verified this information.
Thank you,
Secretary to the Group Commander
1st Special Warfare Training Group (Airborne)
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What Nicki (#1) said-just look at the picture in her link!
Ok, I realize that the seriousness of others will overtake him here, but “the impaler” has gotta win the the most amusing runner-up.
Lazy G- Added the link above (a good point)
If he sends a pic of him as a sparkly vampire then I will support him.
How about MasterGuns “Insert Clever Nickname Here” McSnaggletooth?
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/investigations/INVESTIGATION:-A-Tampa-case-of-stolen-valor
He kept it under the radar by only claiming a Navy Cross, Navy/Marine Corps Medal, and Bronze Star.
I’ll have to start off with my three dirtbags I had the pleasure of exposing.
Jason “Un”Truitt
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28516
PrisonSEAL
California/Colorado
Dave Groves
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29518
Tiger Hunter
Utah
*Special Category as Stolen Valor Father of the Year…His own son posted on TAH that he was a dirtbag
Bob Duft
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27398
Bolivian Mouse
Indiana
But honestly, my favorite(even though I really hate Poe) has to be
Bill Brockbrader
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29727
PsychicSEAL
Idaho? Area 51? Mars?
C’mon the guy claims he was trained by Aliens at area 51!
This guy is a real f-tard.
David Trusty Garcia Diaz Jr.
https://www.facebook.com/#!/StolenValor
LT SSG.
unknown.
Jason Truitt
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28516
SEALSniperPOWInmate (Think Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy)
California
Poe’s a strong one to win it all this year.
Though he might actually like that attention too.
@9- The Round Marine pictured here; http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29376 is not Larry Gugle.
I reread the thread and it looks like he is still unidentified.
Count von Sharkey!
Gregory John Schaffer
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29623
Slats the Narrow-Assed SEAL
New Jersey
Charged with raping a 15-year old girl:
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2012/06/bayonne_man_charged_with_lurin.html
And for the second year in a row: KYLE BARWAN!!!
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29890
The Crackhead Ranger
Kentucky
Eh, Poe’s got national attention and he is quite pathetic, but not nearly as pathetic nor equally outrageous as Ron the mailman. Gunny Driveway FTW!!!
Carl John Pequignot
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29618
“John Dillinger” Pequignot
Indiana
@17 Wow! Love it!
Name: Melanie Evalena Gutermuth
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=23418 and http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies723.htm
Nickname: Trench Mouth
Name: Tiffany Ginger
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28452
Nickname: Baddest Girl South of the Mason Dixon Line
State: GA
Just for the eye candy.
I hope this doesn’t show up as a double post…
Name: Melanie Evalena Gutermuth
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=23418 and http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies723.htm
Nickname: Trenchmouth
State: Various
Name: Tiffany Ginger
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28452
Nickname: Baddest Girl South of the Mason Dixon Line
State: GA
Just for the eye candy.
I hope this doesn’t double post.
Name: Melanie Evalena Gutermuth
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=23418 and http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies723.htm
Nickname: Trenchmouth
State: Various
Name: Tiffany Ginger
Link: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28452
Nickname: Baddest Girl South of the Mason Dixon Line
State: GA
Just for the eye candy.
Melanie Evalena Gutermuth
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies723.htm
Trenchmouth
Various
Tiffany Ginger
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28452
Baddest Girl South of the Mason Dixon Line
GA
Just for the eye candy.
My nominations apparently are getting eaten as spam or something. Either that or they are going to suddenly show up here posted five times.
I gotta go with: Melanie Evalena Gutermuth (disabled Vet who never made it out of Basic) and Tiffany Ginger (the eye candy SPC SGT (who I think is an SGT now).
Well, most of the best are already taken. Still, I might be able to come up with a couple that probably won’t go too far (if they make the “field” at all).
Name: Whelan, Skyler
Douchebaggery: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29559
Nickname: “Double-Dipper”
State: Arizona
Special Mention: fake USMC plus fake cop, two different instances.
Kyle Barwan didn’t win last year when he ran as a Captain, but he is back again, this time as a Warrant officer. Presently in jail for fraud, with the FBI,(Army), waiting outside the jail to pick him up when they turn him out.
This flake and a couple of his buddies are my personal whipping toys. Hang him high.
#1, #21, wouldn’t it be enough if TSO would post the winners in the “campaign slogan/photoshop” contest…
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27218
…and not give this fellow two honors?
(I mean, I assume Sniper won in both categories but I want to see the funny stuff.)
‘course if he did and I missed it, then I’m going to feel silly, but then I’ll get a link to something hilarious – I’ll take that trade.
I need a ruling from the judges booth. What is the cutoff date for nominations? I have a pending stolen valor case that Mary at POW Network is waiting on the DD214. When she posts that clown, it will make Poe look like Audie Murphy.
My vote is for either Metthis or Kyle Barwan….
Brian Camacho
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29385
Wounded Mind
Canada
@ 33. I’m with Hondo. I gotta root for my homey even if I didn’t get to go kick his poser @$$! Although Gunny Driveway is a sentimental favorite.
Ronad for #1.
http://crazygail.com/Main_Page
I feel a new challenger should appear, just for the crazy part, no perfidy committed, but claims Nobel laureate and academy award status.
Jane Parkhurst
http://novato.patch.com/articles/a-visit-with-novato-s-own-g-i-jane
The ‘Real’ GI Jane
Novato, CA
“Jane left her job as a small town police officer in 1990, at the start of Operation Desert Storm. The male-only military occupational skills training she underwent, as depicted in the ’97 film starring Demi Moore, came four years later when she was 35 years old. She was the first woman to complete the training.”
“The movie was already made before Parkhurst knew anything about it. Yet it was clearly inspired by her story and acknowledged as so by the Army after the fact.
With a shrug, she say, “You can’t sue the Army.”
According to Parkhurst, 80 percent of the film is “right on,” down to things she said and photographs from her file. There was no use of double standards in her training, and the scene in which she shaves her head in an empty barbershop is accurate.”
There could be a separate bracket for unknowns. In addition to the Round Marine, nominated above, we have Gunny Pinhead:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29390
Name: Dallas Wittgenfeld
Documentation of Asshattery:
http://scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com/2012/06/dallas-wittgenfeld-army-embellish-er.html
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29627
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29970
Nicknames: “LoNg RaNgE PaTrOL 41”, “Gentleman”, “Asshole Extraordinaire”
Special Qualifications: once arrested for piloting a plane while intoxicated, general asshatish behavior
Dallas Wittgenfeld
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29627
The flying assclown, Dingleberry Dallas
Don’t know, Don’t care
Dammit!! Wrong thread!
Larry Marquez
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28548
The Cambodian Kid
California
Jonn gets Stars and Stripes to admit they were ‘duped’
Jesse Wayne Duckworth
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28899
Sir Duck
Texas
Lifetime Achievement Award (posthumously)
Jay Polk
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28611
The Dead Master Sergeant
Louisiana (Last spotted at Occupy San Diego)
Waiting on his resurrection from the dead.
Made Master Sergeant with less than 30 days of AD.
Ronald Patrick Arlt
http://jawa.sigspace.net [my page]
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies409.htm
The Jawa
CA (though he was active in TX)
Google his name; it’s enlightening. He took money from a lot of people.
@42
Holy Smokes, I somehow missed that whole thread about the phony GI Jane in March. I can’t tell if she is trying to be this year’s version of Jeff “Rock” Harris with phony movie conultant claim….or is she trying to be this year’s version of Lesbian Pirate