One Year Ago Today…

| January 22, 2019

bernath
Photoshop? Never heard of it.

…”Lawn Dart Danny” tied the zero’ AGL altitude record. From Jonn’s post on the subject:

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have heard, Daniel Bernath was killed in an airplane crash on January 22, 2018 in the afternoon. About 15 minutes after taking off from Page Field in Fort Myers, Florida, the tower received a Mayday call and Mr Bernath went down with his craft in the woods near a golf course in Bonita Springs, Florida. According to reports, the area was so overgrown, rescuers needed a bulldozer and machetes to reach the crash site.

Mr Bernath was the sole occupant of the airplane at the time.

The incident is being investigated by the National Transportation Safety Board and basically, I’m going to avoid commenting until that investigation has been completed. I ask that you do the same.

As you may be aware, Mr Bernath has accused us of sabotaging his aircraft in the past. Of course, that wasn’t true. No one I know would stoop to that level of stupidity. I wouldn’t know how to even begin to sabotage an airplane and the fact that I’m wheelchair-bound doesn’t make me stealthy enough to pull it off, if I did. I’m sure his accusations will be part of the investigation, though. For that reason, I will not comment publicly until the investigation has ended.

The comments may be viewed here: This Ain’t Hell and here: This Ain’t Hell Bernath Crash Comments

Hat tip to the Master Chief for the reminder and link.

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Doc Savage

My how time flies.

“Mick says:
January 31, 2018 at 11:59 am
No post-crash fire reported.”

I rememebr reading the above and thinking, “Dont you need fuel for a fire?”

Just An Old Dog

What’s the difference between “Time” and ” Bernath”?…….

Time Flies…

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure that to this day nearly everyone who knew Bernath miss their last toothache more than they do him.

The Ghost of Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

Do you miss me?

HMC Ret

Well, bye, dumbass.

USAF RET

So that dick is still dead? Well Okie Dokie.

Mike Kozlowski

…Him and Francisco Franco.

Mike

Ex-PH2

Strangely, I haven’t thought about this in a year. I had other things on my mind… which are still on my mind, like important news, cooking, my cats, how much bird food to get at Ace on my next trip….

Oh, well. Moving on!

Doc Savage

Do you cook for your cats? 🙂

Ex-PH2

No, I do not cook for my cats.

They get Franken Feast – only the best – and spend far too much time together in the top slot of the cat tree. I think they are plotting against me.

Flagwaver

They’re cats, of course they’re plotting against you.

HMC Ret

There are two things I’m certain cats want and which are constantly on their mind:

Wet food

and

My demise

I love my cat

Bill M

The cats. They give you that certain look that says, “You’d look better chopped up in my dinner bowl.” That’s when I leave the room.

SFC D

If you die in your sleep, your dog will wait patiently until they take you away.

Your cat will eat you.

Peter the Bubblehead

I was reading through your comment too fast and I read it as, “… cooking my cats …”

Punctuation saves lives!

Tallywhagger

“Honorary” Command Master Chief Asshole.

RGR 4-78

Leave out the words “Honorary” and “Chief” and I think you have a winner.

Ret_25X

He is an “honorary CPO…yep…Captain Permadart Obviously”

Tallywhagger

Yes, you are correct and I apologize to any Chief who may been offended.

Wilted Willy

Like my dear Pa used to say, “Thank God and Greyhound he’s gone!”

Charles Brainard

ahhh…our honorary “CPO”…Chief Permadart Officer…

Winner of TAH’s first ever darwin award….

IDC SARC

Fist time in Danny’s life he shot in the black.

Jay

FIST Time? Not sure if that was a Freudian Slip or intentional. Either way, well done.

IDC SARC

lol…typing too far from the puter…didn’t even notice that until you typed.

Fisting is always wrong mmmmkay?!?!

Jay

Is that your EXPERT medical opinion? Lol. I about drowned my keyboard in water the first time I read it.

IDC SARC

Thass mostly just my personal code of conduct.

…but I have seen the results of fisting gone wrong…deep stellate lacerations where no one should ever have such injuries.

rgr769

Yeah, just because a baby’s head can pass through there doesn’t mean anyone should try to replicate it recreationally.

Poetrooper

IDC SARC, do you suppose that Danny’s last gustatory sensation was the taste of his anus coming through his mouth?

That’s just so comforting to contemplate.

IDC SARC

considering the kinetic energy formula KE= 1/2 M*V^2…I’d say shit, bile, kidney stones, pretty much everything was on the menu at impact.

SFC D

On the menu, on the dash, on the windscreen…

rgr769

I heard they needed his dental records for any hope of ID’ing his remains, because of the force of the impact.

Just An Old Dog

There was a news photo/ video of them hauling off the wreckage on the back of a flatbed. It looked like it had been ran through a shredder.

MrBill

Similarly, the answer to “what was the last thing that went through Bernath’s mind”? The possibilities are many!

Bim

Another good one that really speaks to his character: https://flarecord.com/stories/511321613-fatal-bonita-springs-plane-crash-could-end-bizarre-harassment-case

I check the NTSB site every week to see if any progress has been made on ole Danny. I would also love to see the toxicology/autopsy report, as I have my suspicions on why he asked for a 8000′ altitude for such a shot hop and was confused when talking to ATC. Something about this accident screams “intentional”.

rgr769

The ATC wouldn’t have given him 8000′ as a cruise altitude because VFR flight cruise altitudes have to be at even or odd thousands plus 500 feet. Bernasty, the incompetent pilot, could not cruise at an even or odd thousand altitude because that would require an IFR (instrument flight) rating which he did not have.

Tallywhagger

Well yeah but he did have an app for his smartphone that was almost the same thing as an IFR system. I think his app actually computed his ground speed!

Mason

The last thing he heard was the GPS app saying “Recalculating”.

rgr769

He was likely hearing that a few seconds before the last thing on his mind upon impact, which would be his ass as his head hit the glare shield (top of the instrument panel, for you non-aviators).

OAE CPO USN Ret

He was probabaly wondering why his airspeed indicator read 362MPH while his speed over the ground GPS app read 0MPH.

Can you say “power dive”?

Bim

I agree. It’s one of the things you learn relatively early in ground school. The point I was making was: who does a 50nm cross country in an RV-12 by climbing to 8,000 feet? Even if it was legal, it gains you nothing but a higher fuel burn that you’re not going to make up for because you’re only going to be in cruise flight for a few minutes before they vector you back down to get into the pattern for landing.

None of this makes sense, which is why I think he had it all planned out.

Poetrooper

Bim, your suspicion is one I’ve long shared primarily because of it coming right on the heels of another legal defeat. Even someone as thick-headed as Bernath had to see he was losing bigly.

Another thing I’ve always wondered was where he got his money if he was unable to practice law. Perhaps he had family money or married into money. Or, if he was running out of money, that could be another motivation for an intentional “accident.”

Sapper3307

NTSB is working on the verbiage for it was the retard at the sticks own fault.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Correct. They verified flight control integrity in prelim report.

That is called a clue.

He left a note blaming the incident on me , Jonn and others.

When I heard that from my team in Ft. Myers, I notched my leather hunting belt.

Mason

I also leave notes blaming my death, even if it seems accidental or natural, on people I know. Just a little gift to remember me by. 😉

A Proud Infidel®™

Ever since I first heard of the crash I thought that the nut behind the yoke and controls was the fatally flawed part!

Aysel

Do we know if the NTSB has completed their investigation yet?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Not yet, other inquiries still ongoing.

Hint, get the med ex report.

Was this an accident or did he kill himself?

Well, based on what I know about Bernath, it is my opinion he killed himself because his other past caught up with him.

During his stay in jail … interviews were conducted.

Aysel

I wouldn’t be surprised if he did indeed purposefully lawn dart himself. At the same time I wouldn’t be surprised if he was trying to do another law suit of some sort.

rgr1480

“…interviews were conducted….”

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

And still waiting for your AAR, Master Chief.

Combat Historian

Dirt Dart Danny, it sucked to be you…

Flagwaver

I don’t know why, but my coffee tasted a little better this morning. It must be a post-Christmas gift miracle.

HMC Ret

You betcha … don’t know why or how, but it works

OWB

Waiting for the day that everyone can move on from this and that the only response we get when somebody utters the name is, “Who?”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

The story is not over. And I for one invested all in the pursuit of Bernath.

The story will be told.

OWB

Exactly what I mean. Too bad that anyone needed to waste one moment of their lives on that loser in the first place, and even more sad that now that he can no longer hurt people, there are those among us who still continue the saga.

Not that I blame any of you – the blame for every bit of it is squarely on the idiot himself, of course. My point is simply that the sooner we can move away from everything associated with that lunatic the healthier we all will be.

OAE CPO USN Ret

The problem with moving away is that there have been new inductees into the DRG and they have picked up where Danny left off.

For reference, see my post further down on the page.

OAE CPO USN Ret
Flagwaver

I’d still like a signed copy of the book when you finish writing it.

HMC Ret

“The story will be told.”

I am looking forward to reading the entire story, warts and all. I’ve got a handle on the overall gist of the story but I’m wanting to hear all the nitty gritty details. Hope it’s sooner rather than later.

clamsgotlegs

Please write a SV book around this saga to tell the world why SV matters.

Roh-Dog

The sun is shining, birds chirping, the coffee is warm, yet earth still turns, and the Scales of Justice were more closely leveled 365 days ago.
F*** you, DB.
I just can’t believe it wasn’t one of those ‘coconut bombs’ that did him in…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

And the nails and screws on driveway.

Rustling bushes …

So many credible threats.

5th/77th FA

Terrain, Terrain, pull up pulsplat!!!

And just like that, the FIRST hole in one was made on the future green of the golf course extension.

Friend

Giggling uncontrollably

NHSparky

Rustle rustle, bitch.

And fuck you too, DullASS. I know you still lurk here from time to time.

The Bush

*Rustle Rustle*
((OUT))

AnotherPat

Ed:

That’s a nice picture you posted of DAB.

Personally, am STILL laughing at the classic picture that you & CHIPNASA posted on 6 July 2018 at the 13:44 mark and the 14:25 mark (I know, I know, it’s “mean”…but it’s still funny considering all the mean pictures that DAB created and posted about Jonn…Rest In Peace, Jonn, we miss you):

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=80401

😎

Friend

Love this photo…on my third drink..

ChipNASA

Thank you…..thankyouverymuch…(Elvis voice) I’d forgotten about this.
BBBWWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2/17 Air Cav

Those who are remembered are never truly gone. I’d prefer that he be forgotten sooner than later.

BlueCord Dad

“What’s one thing you’ll always remember when you think of Daniel”
I’m just gonna leave this here and walk away….

rgr769

In my humble opinion there are two things wrong with his headstone. The bird in flight grapic seems inappropriate because flying was not his forte. Second, the implication that he served in the Viet of the Nam is misleading as he never set foot in Vietnam or flew over it. (Yeah, I know everyone on a float in the South China Sea was awarded the Vietnam Service Medal, my bff has one and likes to say he “was in war,” but he knows I know what he actually did in the CIC of a non-combatant ship as a radarman.)

Anonymous

Was he a radarman aboard the USS Maddox on 4 AUG 64? If so…

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Now I can visit Dan and sacrifice a bottle of scotch on his grave…..it will just pass through my kidneys first!

SFC D

If any gravesite ever required a pisstube…

Sparks

My second favorite dick.

valerie

Well, I missed it. I got wound up in other things. I am just glad his nonsense has stopped, except for that one, last note. I presume that will be taken in light of his other accusations and misadventures.

Some people do not leave the world a better place behind them.

HMC Ret

I wonder if the investigation turned up or will turn up any large life insurance policies, particularly those taken out near the time of the incident? I think that would fall into the category of being a clue.

Watching this develop over a period of years was like watching two trains hurtling at each other.

Also, I had forgotten the large sum of money involved, about $1.3 Million. Maybe, just maybe he felt the action he took was the best outcome for his wife. I hope everyone got their money before Danny Boy became one with Mother Earth. Dumbass …

Friend

Can’t verify if it’s true but heard the wife left him and went back to China..
Hope everyone filed against his estate…

Aysel

Hi wife is from China? that tells me a lot about why she stayed with him.

Friend

Wong….

Jay

I crack up everytime I see that photoshopped pic.

OAE CPO USN Ret

I posted this at the tail end of the current WOT. I should have waited for today.

The Purple Nerple has teamed up with Frank Dux again. See the bottom 1/3rd of this article.

Heed this warning from the comments section of the article:

*** WARNING: TO EVERYONE THAT COMMENTS HERE, THIS IS A SCHEME TO GATHER NAMES AND IDENTITIES TO PLACE ON DALLAS’S DOXING AND CYBER-STALKING SITE. DALLAS HAS BEEN TO JAIL FOR THIS AND SIMILAR CRIMES AND REFUSES TO ABANDON HIS WAYS. DO NOT GIVE PERSONAL INFORMATION EVEN THOUGH HE CLAIMS IT IS A REQUIREMENT FOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS. ***

https://artvoice.com/2019/01/19/stolen-valor-vultures-murder-veterans-not-just-reputations-part-4-stolen-valor-vultures-defame-maybe-murder-for-fbi-us-military-that-obstruct-justice

A Proud Infidel®™

I think I lost ten IQ points reading through that drivel!

IDC SARC

That shit almost made me go back and do my homework.

OAE CPO USN Ret

It made me go back and have another drink or two.

Aysel

on a side note: I find it interesting that his wife was out of the country on the day he was getting released from the clink, you’d think she’d be there to pick his ass up…

Hack Stone

Daniel Bernath: Why weren’t you there when I got released from lockup?

Mrs. Bernath: So sorry, I was busy. I’ll be there the next time that they release you.

rgr769

One thing he did get instead of a ride from the clink, that final release from this veil of tears.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I would venture to guess that she got tired of his shit and left him. He was probably abusive towards her for years/decades and she had it when he started getting called out for Stolen Valor. His stay in jail was probably the last straw for her and she left him while he was in the lockup.

There’s probably more stuff that we don’t know about Lawn Dart Danny… MCPO has hinted to it for a while. I’m sure it will show a darker side of Daniel A. Bernath than what we have seen.

Bill Cook

After his crash in 2013, where he ran out of gas he tried to sue the plane company for not warning about what would happen if the plane was low on fuel, as in what would happen if he ran out of gas…duh.

Friend

Although I never drank alcohol my entire life, I made a exception at the WONDERFUL NEWS last year and will again today….
Dancing to Jagger and Bowie singing DANCING IN THE STREET….

Oh, eat shit Dallas, Cryer and Dux…

The Stranger

So you’re telling me that ShOrTbUsRiDeR is paired up with Frank Dux, the phony Bloodsport guy? That’s funny in a pathetic sort of way. If you’re a legit combat vet (Shitgenfeld), how far gone do you have to be that you would take sides with a fraud over legit veterans? I guess he needed a replacement for Dan the Plane Crashing Man.

Hack Stone

Question: How do you know that Daniel Bernath was in your refrigerator?

Answer: The National Transportation Safety Board has to remove a Flight Design airplane from your vegetable crisper.

Question: What do you call a guy who crashes his airplane 200 yards short of the runway at Sisters Eagle Airport?

Answer: The Plaintiff.

Answer: A retainer to represent you in court, clearance to land, and respect.

Question: Name three things that you can’t give to Daniel Bernath.

Question: Why didn’t Daniel Bernath ever make lodging reservations when flying?

Answer: Because he knew that he always could find a place to crash.

Red Bull gives you wings, but Daniel Bernath would give you crabs.

The saddest part of Danie Bernath’s untimely demise is that we never learned Hondo’s true identity.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Full disclosure, could account for Bernath’s death …

I did tell Bernath Hondo’s true identity on 21 JAN 2018.

HONDO IS GOD!

Clearly Bernath could not handle the news.

The Stranger

Once more, with feeling!

There once was a lawer named Dan
Who got himself thrown in the can
He was finally let out
And went flying about
And that’s when the shit hit the fan!

Poetrooper

Stranger, my take:

And that’s when THAT shit hit the fan!

11B-Mailclerk

With all the things one can do with ones life, easily earned genuine respect, what utter foolishness to fake it instead.

Instinct

I have been away for quite a while (life took some interesting turns) and the first day I come back, what do I see?

Fucking Birdbath!

SMDH

2/17 Air Cav

Welcome back, Instinct. You can check back in here:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=84030&cpage=5

Instinct

Roger that!

MrFace

Lawn Darts be Lawn Darting.

#schadenfreude

More Right Rudder

Hey on my birthday too! Happy Birthday to me.