Joseph Cryer; the resurgence
We first wrote about Joe Cryer more than six years ago when he came to our attention. He had claimed to be a Navy SEAL, that he’d been recruited by Navy SEALs while playing video games in an arcade and hand carried past boot camp and BUD/S straight to a SEAL Team, that he had invaded Libya by himself in 1986 and had killed 77 Libyans single-handed. Of course, that was all BS. Somehow or another, he had convinced a VA doctor that it had resulted in PTSD and he got a 100% rating.
Actually, Cryer was a sailor on the USS Caron, but I guess he didn’t figure that was enough. After we busted him, the Washington Examiner interviewed him and he admitted that he wasn’t a SEAL;
Cryer, who ran for Ocean City city council in 2006, admitted to The Washington Examiner in an interview late last week that he never was a Navy SEAL, and he made up the story about the 77 kills “as a coping mechanism,” because he was bitter at the Navy.
He said is relieved to have been exposed.
“Don Shipley pushed me hard enough to look in the mirror and say, ‘Who are you?’ “
Somewhere around that time, Cryer called me and after he figured out that he couldn’t convince me that he was a SEAL, he decided to threaten me, so I gave him directions to my house, he never showed. He assaulted his ex-wife back in 2002, so I guess he’ll beat women, but he’ll steer clear of men.
Now, he’s joined the Wittgenfeld/Bernath cabal of morons. Nothing gives you back your lost credibility like joining a couple of other phonies. He assaulted the Shipleys earlier this year;
So, last night, since Bernath is in jail and Wittgenfeld has been sanctioned by the courts, Cryer started spamming everyone on Facebook trying to cut into our constituency. I guess he’s jealous that Bernath and Wittgenfeld get to go to court and he doesn’t.
Anyway, if you’re on Facebook, you should probably block him and lock down your friends list.
Category: Politics
It’s the Ocean City male stripper dude again. Is he still receiving 100 percent VA disability? The punk should be in prison…
That’s the kind of shit that really pisses me off, 1st that VA Dr should be given the pink slip for being a gullible moron for awarding this puddle of shit a 100% disability for PTSD for a totally bovine manure tale…Maybe I should claim PTSD since I saw a few times in my USAF tenure aircrew remains at training incident crash sites and reliving those moments a couple of times a year in a dream, but I am a man of honor and will not stoop that level…embrace the suck and press on
wItLeSs OnE used his camera to video himself touring the American Legion HQ in Indy. Joe Cryer uploaded it to You Tube. Is this supposed to be some sort of accomplishment? The sLuG cOmEtH tO ThE aMeRiCaN lEgIoN hQ doesn’t seem like much to me. I wonder if it was on his way to, or returning from, his court loss in Missouri. They thought the info should be shared with me, so they posted it on a post that I wrote in memory of my son’s death 4 years ago today. Cryer is now added to my “blocked” list, and I posted that he or others might try to make claims about me. My friends know who and what I am, and that I am nothing like that slimy bunch.
https://youtu.be/xpJSFENarXc
Sorry that Joseph Cryer is such a diarrhea output as to do that, Frankie Cee.
I got the message too. Freaking screwball. The whole lot of them should be dumped into a padded room together, and forgotten.
Well, I can see why witlessnwandering went to the ALHQ.
They have purple upholstery on the furniture. Obviously, he could smell the color purple miles away and was drawn to it.
Last I heard *SLUUUUURRRRRP*41 QuEeFeRs hasn’t been booted from the AL like he was from the SFA. I see he decided to wear a tan Beret, I wonder where he’ll go to jail next?
Frankie, I know Wiggledungbeetle and Berdscum were due in court in KC and had delayed it and were supposed to go back.
Since Berdscum is wearing prison orange in VA and cant make it, did anything happen in Mo?
Jonn gave us a thumbnail of wItLeSs OnE’s guilty plea and some of his sentence details, back a few pages at the Weekend Open Thread.
Looks like Joe “Woman Beater” Cryer is a big fanboi of Bernie Sanders. I’m guessing he’s another one that went BALLS DEEP FOR BERNIE!
Joseph Cryer is a liar.
He beats women, so is no man.
He is no SEAL, has no appeal.
A whiney crier, ol’ Joseph Cryer.
Hey, Joe, you blow, as everyone knows.
This dude is WAY out there. His fb page is a cornucopia of insanity. Joe the JEW, get help dude.
Geez, he was just mentioned here yesterday.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=75637#comment-3052647
Must be hiding in the bushes.
I wonder if he is related to that guy who used to turn off gas street lights and yell all is well. I think they called him the town cryer, I think I may be wrong about this.
“Don Shipley pushed me hard enough to look in the mirror and say, ‘Who are you?’ “
Here’s a hint – You’re a loser. . .
This is SO disgusting what the pURplE SCuMBag and Cry-Baby did…posting the WItLEsS OnE’s pathetic Video on Frankie Cee’s post that he wrote in memory of his son’s death 4 years ago yesterday.
How much lower can those two yardbirds get?
And check out the ending of that trash video with the CLoWn wearing his beret and blings.
DW & JC are still in Never-Never Land with Peter Pan, refusing to grow up and act as mature adults as proven by their childish antics and despicable behavior.
Two pieces of fecal matter that needs to be flushed down the toilet with plenty of Clorox.
We need to quit asking questions like “how much lower can those two yardbirds get?”
They take it as a personal challenge.
He beat up his wife? Yeah, that takes REAL cojones, doesn’t it? Was that before or after Chippendale’s closed and he couldn’t advertise himself as The Chippendale Seal?
Yeah, well, he’s gained weight and I’ve lost some. Now I know where all of my excess went: right onto his fat, lardassed, crapweasel frame.
Hey, Joe, you want directions to my house, too? Just let me know ahead of time when you’re coming. The local pohlease people don’t like scumbags who have a history of domestic violence.
If he were to find his way to the GB Compound, we have a lot of acres available, a full-sized backhoe and dozer at hand, and a bunch of folks who don’t put up with those with a history of beating women.
I don’t even think he’s make it to A Proud Infidel®™ Manor, our neighbors aren’t fond of lying wife-beaters either.
Cryer, Joseph B. is a frequent flier over at Maryland Judiciary Case Search.
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/casesearch/inquirySearchParam.jis
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Wow, a blast from the past. I remember this from when I first stumbled onto this site.
I have a question: is it normal for Navy to get a Coast Guard Award? I see he has one.
It’s pretty normal, especially for DDGs and FFGs that went on Caribbean cruises and performed drug interdiction duties (a Coast Guard LEDET is onboard to perform the actual law enforcement function.)
Yep, dumbshit PMd me last night. I couldn’t remember who he was. But he’s now blocked. What a moron!
What’s the point of any of this nonsense? At one time these fools had enough sense to be sworn in, but now that seems to have been replaced by perversity.
Here’s a clue: Making yourselves look more and more ridiculous has absolutely no impact upon the lives the rest of us enjoy. Zero. Oh, you may succeed in providing a few annoyances here and there, but in the greater scheme of things, those are very minor compared to the peace we have knowing we live honorable lives.
So why don’t you just stop? There are lots of worthwhile things you could be doing instead of this silly stuff.
Joseph Cryer, aka “The Chippendale SEAL”,wants to keep his name running in Goooooooooooogle. We can help him.
I can’t understand why a man would ever hit a woman. My wife and I have had our fair share of arguments, like any normal married couple, and it never crossed my mind to strike her, even when i had to sleep on the couch with the dog.
Men who hit women seem so pathetically weak… especially since they will always refuse to confront or try to hit a man. They will only hit someone that’s weaker than them.
They tend to beat animals also.
Recruited for his video game prowess, eh? Did a guy named Centauri recruit him for winning the highest score on Starfighter?
Was his first assignment to defend the Star League from Xur?
Inquiring minds wanna’ know!
Now, but he did have a mentor named Yogurt.
I Hereby make an official motion for Joseph Cryer to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™
Second.
Aye
OK Well, upon closer inspection, I don’t believe that Joe “Tiny Dancer” Cryer has ever received the acclaimed Wall of Insults®™.
We have a motion and a “Second”.
Any “Aye” votes?
/looks around for Josey Wales *PTUI!*
Second, and make it BIG, ChipNASA. He’s gained some weight, apparently, and I think I know where mine ended up.
Is this assclown Wednesday or something?
Joseph Cryer – *PTUI*
Aye.
Well it looks like, while I was typing my post, we received an “Aye” vote. The requirements for TAH Robert’s Rules have been met. Joey Baby Cryer (WAH!!!) said ” “Don Shipley pushed me hard enough to look in the mirror and say, ‘Who are you?’ “ Well Joey Jagoff, let me lend you a hand….. Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Joseph “Tiny Dancer” & “Crybaby” Cryer , NOT a Navy SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic… Read more »
Hey ChipNASA,
You forgot just plain ole’ JERK OFF in the WOI or the lesser known AFSC/MOS, secret squirrel masturbation specialist
I’m adding both.
YAY!
Proof of my SEAL experience? Sigh, once again, there I was, with my reusable AT-4, with rounds that kept showing up after I fired them, fucking these giant ants up left and right. I shot one, it shot straight up into the sky, then fell back down the path it rose up on. It fell down straight like a rock. I kept shooting these giant ants left and right, lost some shipmates to the green acid that these ants shot back. I even shot at buildings, just to make sure that there were no giant ants behind them, one round, building down. I shot a building down as soon as I cut through a park. It was rough I tell you, now I get scared every time I see a giant balloon in the shape of a cartoon character, reminds me of these ants! I avoid parades as they trigger the PTSD.
Was that the attack on Whiskey Outpost? Seems to me it was further out, somewhere on LV246, wasn’t it?
An embedded reporter followed me around, this is me in action doing my Navy SEAL stuff in Libya:
In conversation about posers like Joseph Cryer, at lunch, one person, (never military, never claimed military), asked if I was afraid of these guys showing up at my door. Before I could answer, and E-7 type, 7th Group guy said: “Hell no, they are cowards, that is why they need to make claims. They will have someone else fight their battles, like lawyers and judges. They are too pussy to show up at someone’s door.” I couldn’t dispute the guy.
+1
One time my wife took a call that was a death threat against me. When the craven finished his spiel, she calmly said “Oh. Is that all?” in the tone of voice that said “is that all you got, boy?”
The caller, very flustered, said “uh… yeah…” and hung up.
They are cowards, every slimy one of them.
I am wondering how the jury would see giving someone directions, or location of one’s home if that person ends up being the recipient of deadly force action. Is self defense a defense to prosecution, if one invites a person to one’ s home? My concern is not about people knowing where I live, but having to explain why I gave direction & location to the injured party. I am not much of a keyboard warrior, but am wondering how to respond when accused of being one. In my old age, I have become prudent in getting involved in fisticuffs, but not to the point where I run from a fight. I actually try to keep my mouth shut sometimes (my filter has been on bypass forever). Only one person accused me of being a keyboard commando, and he was in Australia. He said he would snap my neck, but he was afraid I would use a GUN to fight him. I told him that if I had a GUN,I might.
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So he was bitter at the Navy?
Shocked fact. This.
Looking at his 214, I’ll take a personal guess as to why.
OS isn’t the easiest rate in which to get advanced, but it’s not that tough, either. He should have been at least an E-4, possibly even E-5 after first enlistment.
But look at his date of rank: 1 July 1987, at which point he had been in almost 3 years. Even assuming he came in as an E-1, promotion to E-2/E-3 is basically automatic as long as you have a pulse and aren’t a colossal fuckup.
His E-3 DOR should be more like very early 1986 if he stopped at E-3. Ah but what do I know.