Thursdays Are For Cooking
This time it’s about stench. Stinky foods that, when you include them in a meal, not only make you happy but may benefit your health
Garlic, for example, is known to have beneficial properties including being able to unclog your arteries, reduce blood clots, and drop your blood pressure, as well as scaring off werewolves and vampires. It has a plethora of species both wild and domesticated. It has been tested and found to be effective against candida, cholera, staphylococcus, salmonella, dysentery, and typhus. The most familiar species is Allium sativum, which you can buy in many forms at the grocery store. I found that ants don’t like the way it smells, either, when the bulbs are on my countertop.
And then we have the very familiar cooking ingredient, the noble onion, which also comes in many forms, including but not limited to the spring or green onion, with the long green tails still attached; the mature bulb onion, which is what you get at the grocery store. When the bulbs are harvested, it is after they have produced a flower head, which matures into a set of smaller bulbs, which are allowed to cure and then bagged and sent to your hardware store for spring planting.
I think French onion soup – or just plain old onion soup – is the best thing since sliced French bread. And the recipes all call for the same basic ingredients:
sliced onions
beef broth (some recipes call for chicken broth, too)
thyme and a bay leaf or two
garlic
some wine (white or red, your choice), about a cup
salt and pepper, and in some recipes brown sugar or Worcestershire sauce
butter and olive oil – to cook and soften the sliced onions, to a clear state only – NOT fried!
baguette slices and some cheese – Swiss, gruyere, mozzerella – you choose what you like, because when you put the soup into the oven-proof bowl and put the baguette slice and cheese on top, and then put it under the broiler for about 3 to 5 minutes, it always comes out gooey and good.
I found that the best way to slice a big round onion is to use a mandolin for it, and put it right into the pot.
That’s your basic recipe. Some cooks prefer Vidalia onions, because they don’t have the sulfates that make your eyes water. Others don’t have a real preference. The Bermuda or red onion is extremely hot when raw, but when sliced and put in to the pot for soup, it loses the tear-generating proclivity, as do all onions when cooked, including the yellow or Spanish onions in the second photo. Some recipes also ask for flour to thicken the soup, but I think that’s a personal preference.
I don’t think it makes any real difference. They’re all good. This one is from All Recipes, and looks quite easy to follow.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/13309/rich-and-simple-french-onion-soup/
Whether you use a slow cooker or a Dutch oven or a plain old covered stockpot, the best way to cook it is slowly, on low heat so that the onions won’t burn, for about 30 to 45 minutes, to develop the flavor.
I don’t see how something this good can possibly be bad for anyone, except perhaps someone allergic to alliums in general.
Whatever you do, it’s good stuff and cold weather is coming up in a few weeks. Something like this on the hod will also keep well until you’ve disposed of it properly with a spoon, a bowl and preferably briefly under broiler. You can also freeze it for several months. Put it with a salad and some good crusty bread and butter on the side, and a slice of my grandma’s pineapple upside-down cake (yes, I found that one) with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and you’re home.
And please remember to thank the farmers who produced those onions in your soup bowl.
Category: Economy
“…and cold weather is coming up in a few weeks.”
Ex,
Please tell me this is true down here in South Texas. Don’t tease me either.
OldManchu, there has been snow in Mexico in the recent past. And I know that even Alpine gets snow in the winter.
Both almanacs have released their Winter 2018-2019 forecasts.
Farmers Almanac says “stinging cold, average precipitation” for the Southwest, but “teeth chattering cold, plenty of snow” for states to the north. And my area is supposed to have biting cold and snowy weather.
Old Farmers Almanac says “warm and dry” from Texas straight north.
I’d take them both with a grain of salt. Even Accuweather can’t make an accurate forecast more than two days ahead.
Besides, onion soup is something that is good year ’round. Good to eat and good for you. Go for it.
I do love me some onion soup! Even in the heat.
If you make up a batch and don’t eat it all, you can freeze it in any freezer-safe container, keep it for future use, and then just put the frozen stuff into a microwave/freezer safe bowl in the microwave to revive it, then put the baguette slice and cheese on top and put it under the broiler for just a moment or two. Good stuff!
You knew this was coming.
Steamed Lobster
Ingredients
4 live lobsters, 1 1/2 to 2 pounds each
Melted Butter
Sea salt
Water
4 wooden skewers
4 claw crackers
Directions
Choose a pot with a tight-fitting lid that is large enough to fit the lobsters comfortably with enough room for the steam to circulate around them.
Wrap the lid tightly with a kitchen towel. Place a steamer basket or an upturned colander in the pot, and pour in cold water to a depth of about 2 inches. Add a tablespoon of sea salt. Cover and bring to a boil.
Meanwhile, put the lobsters on a cutting board. Place the tip of a large, heavy knife at the cross marks on the back of a lobster’s head. In one quick motion cut down through the head to the cutting board. Repeat with the remaining lobsters.
To keep the tails straight and ensure even cooking, slip a thin wooden skewer through the length of the lobster’s tails.
When the water is boiling, quickly add the lobsters to the pot and cover. Steam the lobsters, shaking the pot occasionally, until bright red and cooked through, about 11 minutes for 1 1/2 to 2 pound lobsters.
Remove the lobsters from the pot and, if you are serving them whole, set them aside for several minutes to rest. Using the back of the heavy knife or a mallet crack the claws. Transfer the lobsters to plates and serve with drawn butter and lobster claw crackers.
Lobster bisque instead of onion soup?
Bisques are too involved for me, your onion soup is about my speed. I like it served with the classic crouton and melted Gruyère cheese on top.
Alternate method:
Heat a large pot of water. When it comes to a boil, throw the lobsters in while still alive. Have a microphone handy to record the screaming. Send a copy of the recording to PETA…
This works, but I’ve found steaming the critters keeps the meat more tender than boiling, and it’s also quicker.
Sorry, that’s not screaming. That’s air leaving their body cavity when you boil them, like a natural-whistle tea kettle.
Sorry, but that wasn’t a serious comment. A clue, for the levity impaired, is the part about sending a recording to PETA which relates to another post on the same day:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=81502
Not levity-impaired, but so many people say that and really mean it. Perhaps it’s only PETA types that believe it.
I read the other post. Very humorous. 🙂
Thank God…people think you treat lobsters like other seafood and boil it.
Not only no, but HELL NO!
For those who are Japanese Iron Chef Fans:
It’s ONION Battle!
https://youtu.be/wyZFVEr-0bI
😉
Years ago, when Judge Wapner ruled the People’s Court, there was a case involving garlic.
A little old man, beard down to midchest, was suing a bus driver for throwing him off the bus. The bus driver said the man smelled terrible, annoying everyone on the bus. When questioned, the man admitted eating at least a bulb of garlic, raw, every day. That’s BULB, not clove.
Don’t remember who won.
I have “Egyptian Walking Onions” in one of my veggie gardens. I liberated them from my parents backyard garden, after they passed, before the house was sold. Unfortunately, the garlic plants they grew, I left behind.
They are great for using in soups, salads & meat dishes. Nothing like plucking a few fresh out of the garden & using them in cooking.
I get a few looks from some people about the “walking” part. Year to year they just keep replanting themselves.
https://www.egyptianwalkingonion.com/
I planted chives at the mailbox post. Big mistake. Big, huge mistake. Now I have to cut the tails and collect the seeds to keep the little buggers from spreading. But they’re good for just about any dish, so I cut the tails up, freeze them in ice cube trays with chicken broth and throw the frozen chives into soup and other fine dishes.
Now there’s an idea.
Here’s another easy one, Oyster Stew (pronounced “Arster” in the PDRofMD).
Ingredients
2 green onions, chopped, plus additional sliced green onions for garnish
2 tablespoons butter
12 ounces fresh raw oysters, undrained
1 quart half-and-half or whole milk
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon white pepper
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Crackers, for serving
Directions
Saute onion in butter until tender. Add remaining ingredients. Cook over low heat until edges of oysters begin to curl and mixture is hot but not boiling. Serve stew with crackers and garnish with sliced green onions.
Onion soup, besides being damn tasty and healthy, has been used as a hangover cure.
The Curious History of French Onion Soup, Paris’s Timeless Hangover Cure
Munchies Link
Nope. Not gonna work.
Everyone knows only a big bowl of menudo (WITH TRIPE) is the only sure-fire hangover cure.
I once had a French teacher who said the best onion soup in Paris was indeed to be found at the old Les Halles farmers market before they tore it down to put in a shopping mall. Le professeur claimed the secret was that they never cleaned the cooking pots but kept adding more ingredients to replenish things, and apparently had been doing this for more than 100 years.
Every time I see this Thursday column, Ex-PH2, this comes to mind (smile):
Not too far up the road from the Vidalia fields, they get real cheap ’bout May. Folks puts them in most every thing. I prefer them as a slow roasted covering to a garlic infused roasted beast. This critter has it’s place next to the taters w/gravy and sauteed shrooms. Loves me some butter & lemon infused lobster and crab claws/cakes.
If you have a deep fryer to hand, hand-cut onion rings are fun. Get (or make) some country-style breading, and some milk. Oh, yes, and an onion. I prefer yellow onions for this.
Set up some wet batter by mixing milk with some of the breading, to desired thickness.
Then slice the onion into rings. Toss these into the wet batter and ensure they’re completely coated. After that toss the coated rings into the dry breading, then lower them into the oil. Fry them to the desired doneness. Around a minute works, depending on how hot the oil is. I try to keep mine around 350 or so.
Remove, drain, and Bob’s yer uncle. It’s amazing how many rings you get out of a single onion.
Or try the infmaous onion blossom.