Pentagon Pizza Theory
Pentagon pizza theory resurfaces during Israel-Iran conflict as social media tracks orders
Social media account claims surge in pizza deliveries near DOD headquarters preceded Israel’s strikes on Iranian targets
By Aislinn Murphy
A theory about the Pentagon and nearby pizza restaurant’s busy-hours is making the rounds again amid the ongoing conflict between Israel and Iran.
People have theorized that pizza joints near the Pentagon get significantly busier before geopolitical conflicts, with instances of that supposedly being predictors that something significant is about to unfold on the world stage.
There is a popular X account with the handle @PenPizzaReport called Pentagon Pizza Report that says it provides “open-source tracking of pizza spot activity around the Pentagon (and other places).”
Pentagon Pizza Report posted in the evening of June 12 that “nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity” around 7 p.m. local time.
The post showed what appeared to be screengrabs of four different pizza restaurants – We, The Pizza, Domino’s Pizza, District Pizza Palace and Extreme Pizza – experiencing more activity than usual based on a search engine “Popular Times” feature.
That was night when Israel’s military began a series of strikes to take out Iranian nuclear facilities and missile infrastructure, spurring the latest reappearance of the theory linking pizza activity and the Pentagon.
Pizza never lies. Is the Ground Zero hot dog stand still a thing, or did it die a politically correct DEI death?
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It isn’t necessarily the Pentagon or even military brass chowing down on the staff of life. There are still a bazillion civilian strap hangers and other interested parties to US conflicts that get hungry too. Some have offices nearby.
Hookers gotta eat, too.
They already got a meal, ba bing.
There is also the drop in attendance to local gay bars theories…
And I am not making that up.
I was about to post this myself. I heard it on a yt channel by a former intelligence analyst.
Are you talking about this?
https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/ussr-nuke-hot-dog-stand/
I had never heard about it.
The most dangerous Hot Dog Stand to eat at for 50 years.
I don’t know about anyone else, but my X feed is littered with post after post of AI, and video clips from video games about WWIII. Not believing any of the propaganda.
Truly fasinating shit right here.
I am going to go back to drinking beer.
Nerds.
Drinking beer, eh?
You ever wanna tutorial on how-to I’ll be here.
(Kidding, 🍻!)
A good Shiner Bock will clarify things.
^^^^This
GiGGl;z!
Patriot, baby!
Soooo…even the Puzzle Palace’s Mess Hall can’t feed the troops. Got it!
Let me know when there’s an uptick in traffic going into various West Virginia or Pennsylvania hard sites and I may and/or may not say…Hmmmm
I hear Cheyenne Mountain is nice this time of year.
It’s not just pizza shops. Whenever the liquor stores in Bethesda notice a spike in sales for cheap liquor, that usually means that someone purchased some outdated overpriced Red Hat Software.