Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
Editor’s Note: From some reason the original post wasn’t showing up at the original spot so I’m reposting it.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
I did throw up in my mouth once.
No shit, I was there. It was me. I was at Great Lakes, at the EM Club. Someone was telling me a very funny sea story. I’d had too much alcohol and not enough food. I burped and told him to go on with the story. The fumes could have set the place on fire.
Oh, wait — were we not telling sea stories?
@247, Mr fake Hondo, that would be more to “follow”, not more to cover, you ass-whistling shitstain.
Oh, wait!!!! Hey, psulie-boi!!! I’m over here! Find me!!! Idiot!
Paul K. Wickre “Little Dickre”, MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER: How they hangin’ tonight. Got a grip on those little eggs? Do ya just sorta pull em up and lay em on top of your thighs while you try to produce your next comment here? Poor lil fellers.
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Asshole.
Hey, psul, you stupid clodpole. We’re over here!
Can you hear me now?
In case anyone wondered: no, comment 247 wasn’t me.
I guess I should be flattered, though.
A day without a Paul comment is like a day without a bowel movement.
@257 – We knew that, Hondo.
Dorkwad was coming from HongKong this time.
There are SO MANY crass jokes about Hong Kong and psul in that. But my time is limited, and valuable.
@ 164 – Excuse me, little Boi!! But Taint is and has been MY word on here. I use it to describe you and Dullsack, because I have trouble deciding if you are a total Dick or an Asshole. So I went with Taint thinking it best to cover all bases, you know like you do when you swallow Phil’s teeney weenie.
Hello to everyone else, I’ve missed you guys in the almost month I’ve been away. I’ve not read passed Taint’s post up there yet, I’ll see what else I have to add after a nap.
Valkyrie, e-mail me when you get a chance. Thanks.
Paul is Asia? Put me down for $10 bet that he goes the David Carradine route.
Hondo – Sorry you did first use the word Taint, in a post quoting my favorite movie also I must add. Hat tip and an apology to you kind Sir.
There’s another song that could be abused for the sake of psul the pustulant and uncool.
‘Back in the Saddle Again’ came to mind. It’s a cowboy song.
With Hack.Stone’s inimitable talent, I’m confident that a new set of verses including stuff about leather, vests but no shirts, and assless chaps could be kicked up a notch.
Chaps, by the way, are always assless. That, and they’re called chaps for a good reason.
Valkyrie: welcome back.
Actually, dear lady, I think that “tainted” honor goes to someone else. My first article here was a reaction to an unpublished comment I saw that had been made by someone Jonn moderates. In that unpublished comment, the clueless individual was reacting to someone else’s use of the word.
My second article here was a reaction to an ignorant comment apparently made by a second individual that did get through moderation. That individual was likewise reacting to a different individual’s use of the term.
I see that in one of Paul’s latest posts, he wrote that he is now employed. I am just glad that he followed the TAH Career Advisory Board job hunting tips. Although that job referral for the Bethesda dog walker was just out of his reach (he couldn’t pass the background check), I wish him all of the luck in his new career as the guy that holds up the Stop/Go sign to help keep traffic flowing during road construction.
Hack.Stone – psulie-bitchie-boiar and David Carradine?
Oh, WORLDS of difference. Carradine was stoned and trying tantric sex that went all wrong, so the hooker hung him up in a closet to make it look like suicide. psulie the bitchie-boiar is too chickenly chickenhearted to even consider that. He loves him his mommy’s money too much.
I can’t take the abuse much longer. Last night for dinner he fried fish sticks in vodka, boiled the pasta in gin and topped of the evening with a fifth of cheap Canadian whiskey from a plastic bottle. Help me!
Ex-PH2, is that what really happened with Kung Fu? I only heard that it was auto-erotic asphyxiation. Having been to Thailand, I know anything is possible.
Kung Fu? I thought his new nickname since leaving that show was “Slung Lo” due to trademark issues. (smile)
Any more word on our bloated, bottom shelf-bozze-guzzling lardassed Little Lord Fauntleroy-Pee Wee Herman hybrid in spandex? DAMN, I can’t wait!!
I think I am getting ripped off here in the taint conversation.
Hondo and Hack.Stone, it was ‘Wan Hong-lo’, wasn’t it? He just wouldn’t give up that weed. Put weed and cheap booze together and try doing tantric sex/autoeroticism with an ignorant Thai hooker, especially when you’re nearly 75, and it’ll kill you. I read some of that stuff after he was discovered dead, and pulled out my old, tattered copy of ‘The Joy of Sex’ to educate myself on it. (It was the hot book of the early 1970s. How quickly time passes, eh?) They didn’t recommend it for anyone over 60, especially when intoxicated.
The difference is that Carradine was a no-holds-barred actor. He did a movie the Barbare Hershey, title ‘Boxcar Bertha’. It did not do well. Too raw for the public. But he did whatever a movie role required of him, if he was able.
Psulie-boi the bitchie boiar, on the other hand, is afraid of his own shadow and doesn’t even go rake the leaves on his front lawn. HackStone, if you went cruising by on Wilson Lane, dooffusse would probably not even know you were there unless you say something. On the other hand, getting a helicopty crew to hover about 75 feet above his house for 10 minutes would drive him nuts, wouldn’t it? And how would anyone connect you with that? 🙂
(Waiting for the squealing and squawking to start.)
Has Paul been to Canada recently?
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/22/Public-Masturbation-on-the-Rise-in-Vancouver
But if a helicopter were to hover over his house, it would blow all the leaves in the neighbor’s yard. It would also send his European Car Shelter, otherwise known as a tent, flying ff into the wild blue yonder.
APL is avoiding calls concerning Phildo’s claims.
There are several new employees at APL.
All of whom know that Phildo is a shitbag.
Will they step up?
We will see.
Good morning all. Hope everyone is well.
Must be one HELL of a hangover, huh Psul?
So, tell us, Mr Highter and Mightier than no one, how did it feel to be walked out of the Montgomery County Courts system in handcuffs?
I’ve never even come close to having the pleasure.
Worst thing I’ve ever done was get a speeding ticket and that was more than a decade ago.
Funny, I am college educated, successful, have directly contributed to bettering the welfare of people around the world through my service not to mention the direct effect to the world’s scientific communities through work I have supported and missions I have been a part of, that for decades, they will have significant data and information that will change man’s understanding of the universe.
What have you done today NDBF?
Oh and I had to post here because the epic thread is now closed.
Maybe TSO will soon give us the grisly details of Psul the Banal and Phildo teh Dildo.
I have two – no, make that 3 – three questions for you, ChipNASA:
1 – Will climate scientists ever stop relying on computer models and start using intuition?
2 – Is Comet ISON a harbinger of doom?
3 – Is the giant crack called Valles Marineris the reason Mars’s surface is magnetized, because Mars’s core blew out through it?
@280.
Now you see why I stuck with the Liberal Arts and humanities?
@280
Well, you can at least grow a garden and feed yourself. 🙂
psul the uncool, on the other hand, can’t even read the instructions on a microwave popcorn bag.
@279 Ex-PH2.
1. Well I kind of get your point but my purely unscientific position is that yes, the growth of the population and post industrial revolution lifestyle has certainly affected the climate, however, I don’t think that it’s significant in the big scheme of things.
The earth does go through cycles and volcanic activity and other things like that certainly contribute to climate change over time quite a bit.
2. Comet ISON harbinger of doom? Probably not. Not any more than now that the Myan calendar end-of-the-world didn’t happen we should worry about the Viking Apocalypse.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/522565/20131115/ragnarok-viking-apocalypse-end-world-countdown-jorvik.htm
3. Well after a bit of reading it’s possible that is a valid conclusion….of note…” location of magnetic stripes is about 4 billion years old, it is believed that the global magnetic field probably lasted for only the first few hundred million years of Mars’ life …At that time the temperature of the molten iron in the planet’s core might have been high enough to mix it into a magnetic dynamo. Younger rock does not show any stripes. “
ChipNASA, Thank you. I could go into a long dissertation on the time and temperature charts, how they’re jagged on the warming side and a smooth drop on the cooling side, and also how you can’t REALLY average the ice-up/melt-out stages because the real time frames don’t work out that way. But this is neither the time, nor the place. And we are now more than halfway through the shortest warming period, which was 30,000 years long.
And anyway, it’s all in notes for ‘A Conspiracy of Plants’, which I will some day put together for conspiracy theorists to groove on.
Odd my comment disappeared, I still stand by it though.
When the global climate change
research-grant-grubbing-and-political-ass-kissing scientific prostitutesadvocates can explain the Maunder Minimum and the Little Ice Age – along with the Medieval Warm Period – I’ll give more credence to their claims. Until then, put me in the “plausible but unproven” camp regarding industrial society being the primary driver of the earth’s climate variations.Yeah, those industrialized dinosaurs really impacted climate around the universe way back when.
@258, Hondo That’s kind of my thinking too. But I add Cow and Dinosaur farts. 😀 I love the way George Carlin said it (sorry for the long C&P but it’s worth it. “We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are! We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be… Read more »
If you took away all of the hot air generated by APL, Phildo and his “boys” one could definitely reduce the effects of rapid climate change.