Tuesdays with Claymore

| September 4, 2012

They can drive? Who knew?

Better off

…a Southern man don’t need him around anyhow.

Master debater

The price of coronation

Shit Face

Harry Belefonte….political genius

GM = Gimmie Money

…then everyone applauded; EBT Edition.

Bread & Circuses

Magic 8-ball says, “You’re Full Of Shit”.

Listen….you smell that?

Forward…by going backwards?

Fed up

Pyramid scheme

Proving you’re a legal voter = Jim Crow


…no, but if they want a Sorento they have to pay 4.3% APR.

Gay Clint

Monkey business.


Selective memory as a cottage industry

…counting chickens

The Office Idiot

And I hear they beat their wives too.

California….the “most sane state”.

…says the angry white man.

Stupid question is stupid, stupid.


Hm. I thought the religious questions were off limits.


Generalizations are always bad.

Yes….they have a gun to their heads.

Empty threats

Channeling FDR….yeah, that’ll work.

DUers are good at theology and shit.

White men have ruined everything.

Since when did the TSA join the Mormon church?


And last but not least, the requisite “commie holiday” recognition.

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Twist

Claymore you are going to have me doubling up on my blood preasure meds on Tuesdays.

I only read the one about Mormons not being Christians. Boy is my wife and her side of the family going to be surprised when I tell them that they are not Christians.

How many of them dazzled their anonymous “right wing friends” with their brilliance this week?

Claymore

Those are typically listed as the “then everyone applauded” posts. To provide a little history, we started re-posting those types of threads from DU on a previous forum. The context was someone mouthing off in a supermarket check-out line where they admonished a “fundie/right winger/whatever” with some left wing horseshit meme and reportedly everyone around them started applauding. There was also another classic thread about how if attacked by a would-be gunman, this marksman DUmbass would attempt to “shoot the gun from their hand” versus shooting to kill. There’s a part of me that wishes I had saved some of these gems. They have provided an endless amount of inside jokes over the years. Only Tim understands…

Just Plain Jason

I loved the ice cream bars one…
Here lady let me buy you some nails so you can put yourself up on a cross for you sacrifice. I went without way more than I had when I was growing up. I look at it and laugh.