Hamm Sentenced to 11 Years for Stolen Valor and Fraud

| December 8, 2023

Derek Hamm

We wrote about Derek Hamm in the following two blogs

As a quick reminder, Hamm claimed that he had been awarded a Purple Heart, a Silver Star and a Bronze Star. He scammed a lot of people.

Well, they finally got around to handing out Hamm’s sentence.

Tyler man gets 11-year prison sentence for posing as decorated veteran to defraud investors

By KLTV Digital Media Staff | Dec. 7, 2023

TYLER, Texas (KLTV) – A Tyler man has been sentenced to 11 years, three months in federal prison for posing as a decorated veteran to defraud investors.

Derek Robert Hamm, 39, pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, violating the Stolen Valor Act, using a fraudulent military discharge certificate, and being a felon in possession of firearms and ammunition. Hamm was sentenced to 135 months in federal prison on Dec. 7, 2023, by U.S. District Judge J. Campbell Barker. Hamm’s sentence was the largest ever imposed in relation to a fraud scheme involving the Stolen Valor Act.

Queue jokes about prison Hamm sandwiches.

Category: Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Silver Star, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act

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Skippy

Well he definitely looks like a HAM

Skippy

Fuktard

fm2176

That Hamm sandwich is going to have its buns full of mayo soon. Lettuce relish in the tots that such a delicacy will be fed(erally) (im)pounded by some starving anti-“pig” felonious fellatio addicts. Sorry, you asked for jokes.

I’m drinking bleach now…

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Hamm and eggs =YOLKS which rhymes with Jokes.

Anonymous

Like ol’ subway Jared learned…
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David

Go Texas!

Frontier Buddy

Blow me. Commie.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

In the joint, Hamm can tell bad yolks to his fellow peeps because bad actors are called Hamms which are associated with eggs. Eggad, I think I got that one right. I’m walking on egg shells right now so I’d better quit.

26Limabeans

As long as he ain’t a Ham radio operator…have at it Jeff.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Shades of Hertz, Armstrong, Marconi
Shades of Hyman, Almy, Murray

Tallwhagger

How many hams do you think we may have on TAH?

AW1Ed

Well, bye.

SFC D

Caught red-hamded.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Now he will be Hamfisted

SFC D

And Hamboned.

Green Thumb

Or Hammered (from behind).

5JC

A lot of veterans in that area they don’t take kindly to people faking the fink.

26Limabeans

I’ll bet he don’t smoke….

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Oh, he’ll be smokin’ soon enough, with enough friction……

Green Thumb

And a working a Phildo for his new man.

Blaster

If he had actually joined, he’d of only had to do 2-6 years, depending on when and what!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

With such outrageous claims, he was rather Hamm-handed about the whole SV scam thing.
I’m just as glad that all this is taking place in TX, instead of up further north. A lot of beer drinkers “in the land of sky blue waters” might get upset about his name.
He’s gonna be a Hamm & cheese (ewwwww!) sammach soon enough.
Get him in a prison pileup, with enough friction, he’ll be a smoked Hamm.
And the jokes just keep writing themselves……

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Hack Stone

Are Muslim inmates allowed to have Hamm?

SFC D

He’s both halal and kosher Hamm.

liright47

Hey, Hamm! Kiss My Irish Ass! Enjoy your next eleven years……….scumbag!

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if Bubba & Thor have popped his cherry yet?

Daisy Cutter

I wonder if Hamm prefers:

1) a Slim Jim
2) a Vienna Sausage
3) a Kielbassa
4) a Knockworst
or…
5) a Pork Banger

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe he likes Juicy Bananas?

Amateur Historian

Good.

KoB

The Underwood Corp is awaiting the latest issue of Prison Bride Weekly featuring this Ham. I’ll bet that the spread will be quite devilish.

PHUQUE HEEM!

Wilson

It’s a shame…he has a decent beard so you’d think he wouldn’t be such a POS.