Update on Kelsie Hoover aka “EOD Soldier”

| March 24, 2021

Kelsie Denise Hoover. (Mecklenburg Public Records)

Remember Kelsie Hoover? She was at the airport wearing an Army Uniform with an EOD patch. She was featured here in 2015 and in 2017. She apparently did not learn her lesson, and continued to ride the phony pony. She engaged in identify theft in Fort Worth. For that stunt, she was again featured here in 2019. She surfaced again in 2020.

From Mecklenburg Public Records:

Kelsie Denise Hoover, September 12, 2020. (Mecklenburg Public Records)

Mecklenburg Public Records placed additional information on their website, as of September 12, 2020. YouTuber “Popo Medic” did a video summary of her “saga” that covers her bust at the airport, what she did since then, and the 2020 arrest.

As a refresher, Fort Worth Star-Telegram has a 2019 article on her antics.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Stolen Valor Act

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  1. KoB says:

    Attention Whore! Lock her skanky az up with Strap-on Sally and Muff Dive Molly for awhile. They’ll give her plenty of attention before they pass her on to “Big Bertha.” I don’t think that IDC-SARC would hit that. The boy does have some standards.

    Thanks for the update…I think?

  2. Anonymous says:


  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Are you sure that’s a female female? Considering that “she” fakes everything else, how do we know “she’s” a girl?

  4. USAF RET says:

    If Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons had a kid……

  5. Is she a member of the Hoover Vacumme cleaner family??. Must suck to get busted and cleaned off the street.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder if she isn’t suffering from some Mental Illness? That’s the only thing that would keep me from wanting the system to throw the book at her, but her attempted con games need to be brought to a halt!

  7. Berliner says:

    In prison he/she/it will be everyone’s “bitch”.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if she took narcotics while working in the medical room at All-Points Logistics?

  9. Sarge says:

    She will be someone’s “Hoover” in the hoosegow.

  10. Ex Coelis says:

    An absolute bona fide stunt-cunt…