Michael Cipriani/Kelsey Hoover update

| March 4, 2015

Michael Cipriani

You might remember this Michael Cipriani fellow from the other day. He was featured over at Guardian of Valor when Bulldog posted a video of his bust at BWI. You might need a blank piece of paper and some Crayons to diagram this out, I know I did.

After he was busted, he sent Bulldog a driver’s license for a young lady and claimed that the videographer had actually encountered his sister, Kelsey Hoover who was dressed for a part in a movie about a girl who impersonates her brother to get in the Army. From GoV;

So after we posted the update to the article, stating that Michael had his identity taken by his sister along with all the correspondence, we got an anonymous tip that would again send this investigation in a different direction.

They told us that Kelsie and Michael were actually one and the same, that Kelsie was undergoing Gender Re-assignment Surgery, and that she had tried to get her name legally changed last year to Adrian Michael Luna. They also said she was a con-artist and would also use a wheelchair and pretend to be disabled to get money from people. They asked if she had a wheelchair nearby during the confrontation at the airport. As you can imagine this was almost as unbelievable as the original story, so we began digging, and sure enough we found court documents where Kelsie had tried to have her name changed to Michael Luna.

See, are you confused yet? There is an active warrant out for her and Bulldog has turned everything over to law enforcement and they’re closing in on her as you read this. There are many more details at GoV, so you should click over and read the whole thing if you’re still confused.

But, see, stolen valor doesn’t happen in a vacuum – there’s always other crimes that go along with it.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Ho, Li Schidt!


I called this in the last post.

Do I get a prize?


I get most stuff right!

And here it is from the previous post:

MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:
March 2, 2015 at 10:15 am

“Holy Evolving Sex Identity and Advancing Transgendered Political Issues Batman … what now”, asked Robin!





With all due respect Master Chief, but I thought I had called it out when:

CLAW131 says:
March 1 at 2:33 PM

How did he get through the TSA cavity search without revealing his true identity?


She probably had a dildo in her pants. Born a woman, always a woman. Changing parts just means your a pervert. And who’s going to donate for that operation, not like a kidney or something. Somebody has organ donor marked on there drivers license. Really gotta thing before checking the box to donate parts sometimes.

Hack Stone

Well, Breanna won’t be needing her junk. He/she can check the DRMO lot to see what is available.


I want my PRIZE!


Oh, for the love of . . . OK, OK. Here. NOW will you quit whining?



Sooooooo that’s female at the moment?


Until next doctor’s appointment, when ‘she’ becomes ‘it’ or ‘he’, whichever way it works.

I am so confused on this issue.


Never saw that coming.

AW1 Tim

Actually, until science can figure out how to change that whole XX/XY chromosome thingie, she will still be a female, as any simple blood test will show.

All these “gender reassignment” morons are like those folks who own a VW Bug, then buy an aftermarket dress up kit with pseudo-Rolls Royce parts.

It will never be a real Rolls, and everyone who sees it will know it isn’t a real Rolls.

This is really just CosPlay taken to it’s logical conclusion.


“Actually, until science can figure out how to change that whole XX/XY chromosome thingie, she will still be a female, as any simple blood test will show.”

^^^ THIS!!

It’s an insult to real men and women everywhere to think that someone can become one just because they want to, because they “feel like” they are one, and can scare up enough $$$ for the requisite surgery/drugs. Sorry, folks, Biology 101 is NOT subject to your “feelings”.


WTF… Can we just put them all on a rocket and launch them into the sun?


The friggin sun would flame out, but there are no victims in Stolen Valor..

Hack Stone

If you are going to tell me this is really Elaine Ricci, I AM GOING TO FREAK OUT, MAN!





Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics Director of Disability Services, Compliance and Outreach.



The weapon’s grade crazy is strong with this one.

Combat Historian

I’m glad I’ve held off commenting on this case; it is evolving as we speak…just like this loon’s gender(s)…


I’m sure Dr. Phil’s producers would love to have this person on as a follow-up guest to Tim Poe.

I M Simpleton

I’ve heard the “that wasn’t me, that was my evil twin” defense.

But that one gets points for creativity!


That thing is an affront to sex.

Green Thumb

If that is the case, make sure you take some antibiotics.

This turd/turdette could infect you through the screen and keyboard.


Dear God, there’s more???

Dave Hardin

No, I cant stop, you have got to be shitting me.

” Chris Hansen, director of Baylor’s film and digital media division”



Wow. The sewer really does run deep with this one.

My guess is that the alleged sex change is just that – alleged, pure fiction, and whatever other category you want to use.

I hope the people looking for her find her.


The correct medical terminology for this procedure is known as “Addadicktome”


remember when Baylor was a conservative Baptist school?


From what was in that article, looks like the folk at Baylor are taking this seriously.


Nice to see that the Hewitt police seem to be on top of this one. Not too long ago in Hewitt, a young preacher (Baylor grad, no less) murdered his wife and tried to make it look like suicide. He nearly got away with it, too, all because of a botched investigation by Hewitt PD.

A Proud Infidel®™

This is more fucked up than a cargo ship load of broken football bats and a dozen gay black Jewish transsexual NeoNazis in the KKK all at once!!! 🙄 So she is becoming a “he”, has the critter had the “snip and stretch” done yet? Never mind, the critter will never be able to shoot a wad and procreate, I find that a semi-comforting thought.
I hope the critter enjoys its new-found internet fame, it might need to consult with some critter in the PNW!


Just fucking wow. Weapon’s grade crazy, and then it went high and right weird.



Silentium Est Aureum

I believe I speak for about 99 percent of the English speaking world when I say, “Dafuq?”


It’s nice to see such a plethora of bigoted statements because a transgendered person happened to commit a crime. You’re the ones we’re relying on to defend the free world?

It would be similar to me assuming that all American soldiers are rapists because a couple of soldiers raped underage girls while serving overseas. Offensive, much?

I’m a straight, married, white, XX female and I find some of the comments here disgusting. Focus on the crime, not irrelevant personal attributes.


“… not irrelevant personal attributes.”
As in one is unsure of his/hes’s gender? That’s not a personal attribute, that’s batshit crazy, and sorely in need of deep professional help.


“her’s” dammit.

Silentium Est Aureum

Nah, don’t bother with the other underlying criminal issues either, hon.

Slick Goodlin

You’re the ones we’re relying on to defend the free world?

“We aren’t no thin red ‘eroes, nor we aren’t no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An’ if sometimes our conduck isn’t all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don’t grow into plaster saints”

Rudyard Kipling – Tommy


“For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
But it’s “Saviour of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot;
An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;
An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool — you bet that Tommy sees!”

the Al

Want to know an easy way to not get offended? Don’t come here


Now AI, we need to be inclusive as we embrace diversity.

I’ll just let that lie there where it is, as rational heads explode.


Well, AM, I’m offended that you’re offended at the REAL world responses of people who have served their time in uniform. Jealous much?

And I have no idea why YOU would emphasize your double-X gender identity, but I suspect that you are actually Hoover sockpuppeting yourself.

In fact, I don’t care if you’re offended, you presumptuous, snippy, little snot-nosed stuckup cow.

I’m a straight, white female. I’ve known these people a lot longer than you have. I don’t find them one bit offensive, and sometimes, we fight like cats and dogs.

Oh, yeah – I put my time in, too, so stuff it, bitch.

Kinda Old ET1

Wash the sand out of your vagina Sweetie.

Green Thumb



If you read the relevant posts you would see that the lack of sexual identity clarity IS part of the issue – first he/she claimed to be male, then female, now in transition. That’s fair game, sister. (Oh, and I’m also straight, white, married, XY, male, and I can guarantee NO BODY here gives a shit.)

A Sad, Strange Little Man with Fake Boobs


I wonder what I am…:evil:

Semper Idem

Men are men; women are women. Simple as that.

This poor woman is more messed up than a soup sandwich. Fact.


This is freaky a d twisted as you can get. Didn’t see that one coming at all. I figured ciprani was a bit feminine when I told my co worker.


Well, this alone will get him/her into the final 4 this year. WTF.


Batshit crazy scumbag?

I’m shocked.

Does this mean it’s only a matte of time until honorary CPO comes out? I think so….

Jordan Rott

Stealing valor wasn’t enough for her, she had to go and steal genders too


I think the gender-switching bit is being used as a distraction.

Like I said, the sewer runs deep with this one.

RGR 4-78

It would not surprise me if it is discovered that she is using multiple identities in both genders, scam artist got to scam.


I was thinking that same thing, myself.


Has anyone verified any actual steps toward gender-changing? Or, as Ex=PH2 says, is it nothing more than a coverup and sympathy-card?

RGR 4-78

I think she got caught using an alias and spread on the BS nice and thick.

Mr Wolf

The BS on this is thicker than a frozen jar of Nutella…


A member of the Army’s new Trans gender commando brigade. The brass will have do an assessment so find out if Ranger school can handle them.

Jordan Rott

They will go to Ranger School instead of basic training and AIT will be selection


No caffeine yet. I got nothing.


Well,see,Buddy. You should have stopped by my S-4 Shop.

The caffeine in my field pot has been ready since 0430 hrs.


CLAW131…Thanks brother. I’ve had some now. This bitch was so jealous to become queer bait she decided to go full retard and become an “it”. Manning’s sending love letters with marriage proposals already.


*sigh* Baltimore.. go figure..

God, I can’t wait to leave this place.

Jordan Rott

As a great kid named Butters once said, “You can call a shovel an ice cream machine, but it’s still a shovel.”


Where is my popcorn…this is better then “The Usual Suspects”…