Kelsie Hoover/Cipriani; Transgender Stolen Valor person has been sentenced

| January 28, 2017

Jonn posted about this Hoover/Cipriani person last year at this link.


Washoe County District Attorney Chris Hicks has announced that an Ohio woman has been sentenced to close to 20 years in prison for burglary and fraud charges that included submitting false applications for a driver’s license and vehicle registration, as well as falsely claiming decorated military veteran status. The sentence ensures the defendant will serve 728 days in the Washoe County Jail consecutive to a prison term, which has parole eligibility beginning after 7 years has been served.

The entire Press Release is available HERE

Hoover was arrested in Oregon last year and extradited to Nevada for trial.   The people over at Guardian of Valor did a lot of the work on the case initially.   Back then, FBI agent Jerry Mullen said that civilians often put on a uniform to get a free drink or to impress others. The FBI takes other cases, like receiving military discounts and defrauding military benefits programs, much more seriously.  “The notion” said Mullen “that this is somehow a victimless crime is absurd.”

We couldn’t agree more.


Category: Phony soldiers, Stolen Valor Act, Valor Vultures

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I’ll not steal ex-OS2’s thunder, but we all know it’s just a matter of time until he chimes in with his trademark on word comment.


In Kelsie’s case we understand that it’s strictly metaphorical.





Proceed inbound from the Initial Point; you’re cleared hot when you have a tally on the target. The target is marked with a bright orange jumpsuit.






Another direct hit…


2 for 2!

These cocksuckers don’t stand a chance.


Good effect on target. Stand by for BDA.


Once again, high-order detonation with CEP probability zero. Have a nice day and good shootin’, soldier.



As always when Team TAH engages a target.

A Proud Infidel®™

The sentences are consecutive, thus to be served one after the other guaranteeing plenty of time in the Greybar Hilton!

Deplorable B Woodman

I love that. Consecutive instead of concurrent.

Pineywoods NCO

See you later, dumbass.


I’m sure the Florence McClure Womens Correctional Facility in North Las Vegas, will keep a light on for her. 😉


And her new bunkies (Flo, Butch, Jospehina and “Strap-on” Sally) will welcome her with open arms….

A Proud Infidel®™

Don’t forget about “Rug Munch Rhonda”, Wicked Wanda and “Carpet Lick” Carrie! She’ll have plenty of time with them due to her consecutive sentences.


There is also the coveted Purple Whale of Pleasure ® when she gets put in solitary confinement.

2/17 Air Cav

Talk about having it all served up on a silver platter! The work done on this by Bulldog and Guardians of Valor was just outstanding. If you never read the write-up on how this was pieced together, please take a look. A-1.

A Proud Infidel®™

Splash out.




It will become proficient at making purple whales in da D Block.

Green Thumb

A future bartender at the lounge in All-Points Logistics headquarters in Merritt Island, Florida.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

According to the report, she also claimed to have the MoH. That should have been a red flag for the state of Nevada LONG before she committed larceny.

But I guess when you have the likes of Lt. Jim Dangle in the Washoe County Sherriffs office, what can you expect lol.