Dewitte Arrested. Again.

| March 24, 2021


Not-A-Cop Jeremy Dewitte

Fake cop, real sex offender Jeremy Dewitte is back in the news, and not in a good way. The article is a bit thin on specifics, but it seems he and a partner were on their bikes in uniform and incurred the wrath of local, real, Law Enforcement. He’s a frequent flyer, having graced these pages before:

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=96314

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=110553

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=110851

Penguinman000 sends.

Man arrested multiple times and charged with impersonating officer taken into custody again

Greg Fox

ORLANDO, Fla. — A man previously arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer in Orange County was arrested again on Tuesday after being pulled over on Interstate 4.

Jeremy DeWitte and another man dressed as security officers were pulled over on I-4 eastbound near Fairbanks Avenue.

Only DeWitte was placed in handcuffs by Orange County Sheriff’s deputies and walked to a patrol car for transport to the Orange County Jail.

A man who wishes to be identified only as Alex recorded cellphone video of the encounter and described a loud confrontation between officers and the two men on motorcycles.

“They’re telling them to get on the ground. They’re yelling at them and they’re pointing guns at them this whole time,” Alex said. “They let the second guy go with his gun belt when they took the gun belt away from the guy that they arrested,”

DeWitte is a convicted sex offender who served four years in prison for lewd and lascivious assault on a teenage girl.

According to the arrest affidavit, DeWitte is now charged with “carrying a concealed weapon by a convicted felon.” Inside his “law enforcement style firearm holster” the deputies said they found “a tear gas gun or chemical weapon.”

He’s facing a laundry list of related charges in addition to felony possession of a weapon- let’s hope some stick. Read the entire article here: WESH.com
Thanks, Pen.

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The Stranger

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OWB

Good.

Forest Green

Reminds me of the Great Gazoo.

Forest Bondurant

“Gazoooooo?! Where are yooooooou?!”

**BLOINK**

Gazoo: “Hello, Dum Dum!”

(Harvey Korman was the voice of that character…)

Slow Joe

What kind of mental psychosis do you think that guy has?

CWORet

The really creepy kind?

Hack Stone

You want them listed alphabetically or in order of level of severity?

The Al

To quote John Connor from Terminator 2: Judgement Day: “All of them, I think”

Anonymous

Yup.

Sparks

Turd

Sapper3307

He loves the attention, are fake cops/chomoooz loved in jail?

A Proud Infidel®™

Kiddie diddlers are automatically at the bottom of the food chain, so that and being a fake cop will gain him less respect than fresh dog crap on a sidewalk. He’ll have to spend his sentence in Protective Custody, known as “punk central” to those in General Population to avoid him getting killed by fellow inmates. Life there means 23 hours a day solitary with one hour in an exercise pen surrounded by chain link wire. Regardless, his time in prison will be a trip through hell!

Thunderstixx

And it won’t bother him in the least….
He will consider it part of his training for whatever he is pushing for…..
When you get someone so sick that they continually do the things that they know will bring great harm to themselves, you are dealing with a real live sicko, paranoid schizophrenic. That, along with numerous other manifestations of total insanity and inability to maintain any type of reasonable amount of good behavior……
We’re lucky he didn’t kill ten people like the clown in Boulder…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I have to check the last time my genuine under the kitchen sink water purifier was changed. I live 2 or 3 miles from the water treatment plant in West Delray Beach Fl. so the purifier has to be changed every 18 months

Martinjmpr

How many times has this guy been arrested/charged and still he keeps getting out?

Do they just have revolving doors on the jails down there?

My other question would be: Retaining lawyers, paying bondsmen, fines, court costs, etc – all that stuff costs MONEY.

Where is this guy getting his money from? Is he sitting on an inherited fortune or does he have some secret benefactor?

I mean, I get it: Florida is where people go to die so having a “funeral escort” business is probably like having a license to print money, but is it so lucrative that it can support this guy’s presumably exorbitant legal bills?

penguinman000

He’s still pending trial for his current cases. Facing 84 years. This isn’t going to help his case.

As far as his back story and where he is getting $$. That is a long sordid tale.

MarineDad61

penguinman000,
84 years?
Happy HalfWitte just earned the coveted Frank Barone
Holy Crap compilation.

Hack Stone

If you don’t already belong to this Facebook page, Hack Stone highly encourages you to get with it. They hold Jeremy Dewitte in the same level of esteem that we gave to the late but not great Daniel Bernath.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/jeremydewitte/permalink/2983263388571741/?comment_id=2983818411849572&notif_id=1616533083743071&ref=notif&notif_t=group_comment_follow

Mason

I’ve heard from my LE sources that he was once again arrested based off his own YouTube documentation of his crimes. His daily “day in the life” video showed him in control and possession of a concealed weapon, which he is forbidden from doing.

I can’t decide if his lawyer is the dumbest, most incompetent lawyer or the most brilliant and just using him for the money.

CWORet

I’m going with brilliant. Jeremy certainly has a lot invested in him.

Martinjmpr

Yeah, so people are focusing on the gun.

I read through the almost incomprehensible Jereemy Dewitte Case web page (badly in need of editing) and from what I read, DeWitte is carrying some sort of pepper ball gun that is purportedly not considered to be a “firearm” within the meaning of the Florida statute that prohibits convicted felons from possessing firearms.

Now, if he brandishes that gun in a manner that could cause another person to believe it was an actual firearm, he could still faces charges of aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon but the actual felon-in-possession of a firearm charge would not stick, at least that’s what the web site seems to be saying.

I’m not that familiar with Florida law, but felon-in-possession laws tend to be pretty strictly construed: IOW, in order to be convicted, he has to be in possession of a “firearm” as defined by law. If he is in possession of something that LOOKS like a firearm but which is not, in fact, defined as a firearm, then he cannot be convicted of THAT statute.

Now, there are also FEDERAL prohibitions against felons being in possession of firearms, and I don’t know if the FEDERAL definition of “firearm” includes these replica-looking pepper guns or not.

In PRACTICAL terms, though, it doesn’t really matter until and unless a US attorney wants to get involved and file Federal charges. My guess is that the US attorney for Florida would consider DeWitte to be “small potatoes” and not enough to bother with.

penguinman000

It appears FL has some wiggle room in their statutes. While a law abiding citizen can’t be charged as he is, felons apparently have a different set of rules.

Apparently the statute for felons specifically lumps chemical weapon and tear gas gun with firearms.

I believe this is what caught him the charge.

Disclaimer, I have no training or experience with FL law. So I could be wrong.

790.23 Felons and delinquents; possession of firearms, ammunition, or electric weapons or devices unlawful.—

(1) It is unlawful for any person to own or to have in his or her care, custody, possession, or control any firearm, ammunition, or electric weapon or device, or to carry a concealed weapon, including a tear gas gun or chemical weapon or device, if that person has been:

(a) Convicted of a felony in the courts of this state;

Anonymous

“D’oh!” to quote Homer Simpson.

Martinjmpr

That’s an easy one: If the lawyer got paid up front, he’s a genius. If he plans on billing DeWitte after the fact, he’s a fool.

A Proud Infidel®™

That idiot isn’t going to stop digging until he reaches China. Here’s hoping that he messes with some One Percenter Outlaw Bikers that decide to take matters into their own hands!

Forest Bondurant

I was thinking the same thing. The “Outlaws” have a strong presence in that state.

A Proud Infidel®™

Indeed they do, much of Florida is considered to be Outlaw “turf” just like California is known for being Hells Angels turf.

faboutlaws

Bikerwise we pretty much control Florida and we have people in every prison in the state.

USAFRetired

Perhaps the Feds will look into if that dirtbag legally obtained that firearm using an ATF Fm 4473.

After all it states

I also understand that making any false oral or
written statement, or exhibiting any false or misrepresented identification with respect to this transaction, is a crime punishable as a felony under Federal
law, and may also violate State and/or local law.

Lets put him in the Federal hoosegow.

Green Thumb

Phildo better get Lori Benton at Ford and Harrison spun up pronto!

Jeremy Dewitte here is the backbone of All-Points Logistics security and personnel escort.

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) cannot afford to lose him!

A Proud Infidel®™

Turd Bolling at Ambassador would likely hire him as well!

Green Thumb

I wonder if Turd Bolling of Ammassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) rides in the sidecar?

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Simple solution. Have the judge NOT release on bail this floating turd in the punchbowl, due to his being a continuing menace to the community.
There!! Was that so difficult? Why do I have to do all the heavy thinking around here?

Damn man, you got more names than Apollo Creed and Stitch Jones combined!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

And every one (or pair – you sort them out – and who said them) was “given” by some Libtard political hack or HollyWierdo. They were meant to be insults, but I “wear” them proudly.
And to think it all started with a mere Toxic Deplorable.

Oh an in response to your question about why you have to do all the heavy thinking around here? It’s because some of us have taken it upon ourselves to do the heavy DRINKING around here…

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Hey! Leave me a shot or two! I may not be into heavy drinking, but need a little something!

Might be a better route to invest in a industrial-level flush toilet….

KoB

Wouldn’t matter GT. I don’t think that TURD will ever get completely flushed. Will just keep floating around in the bowl.

Sapper3307

The charges just just dropped.

The Stranger

GAHHHHDAMMIT!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Someone (bikers mentioned above?) need to find and drop him……(I leave the rest to other fertile imaginations)

Ex Coelis

Interestingly, the Missus and I watch a great half hour show called ‘Court Cam’ and DeWitte was one of the show’s featured ‘subjects'(Season 3, Episode 24): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYeBZy07Ms&t=4s
And there’s absolutely no shortage of info on this magnificent specimen of turd blossom –

Judge Threatens to Remove Jeremy Dewitte From Courtroom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BdtSrKSpk8

Jeremy Dewitte Case Analysis | Serial Police Impersonator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCaOnt-8Ao

Jeremy Dewitte latest court trial – Failed to Register:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X63j8WLS0WY

Caught In A Web of Lies: Jeremy Dewitte vs. The Truth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYIIkTLHdGk

https://jeremydewittecase.com/

@Hack Stoned: dude-seriously; comparing DeWitte to Bernath?! I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong but hey! Keep aiming at nothing and you’ll hit it every time…

Green Thumb

Lorin Benton of Ford and Harrison can work wonders when Phildo gets her moving….