The Dead Still Vote

| November 3, 2020

Doom on you! Doom on you!

NYC has them on record now.

https://nypost.com/2020/11/02/dead-people-caught-voting-in-nyc-elections-records-show/

From the article:  Ballots have been mailed in to the New York City Board of Elections in the name of dead voters, The Post has learned.

Records show that the elections board received an absentee ballot from a Frances Reckhow of Staten Island, a registered Democrat.

The BOE mailed an absentee ballot requested by Frances M. Reckhow of Bedell Avenue on Sept. 24.

Reckhow supposedly mailed the ballot back on Oct. 6 and the BOE received it and declared it valid on Oct. 8, tracking records show.

But there’s a problem: Frances Reckhow, who was born on July 6, 1915 and would be 105 today, died in 2012, according to an obituary filed with The Staten Advance. – article

Seems like nothing has really changed, has it?  Naturally, those who vote from the grave have a voice in what is going on. If only the election could have been held on Hallowe’en.

Come to think of it, why does it always have to be on a Tuesday in November? What rule is is that says it has to be held then, instead of on Hallowe’en, when everyone is out trick or treating. Think of the possibilities: a game show host hired to announce the vote winner (not the electoral college peeps), and waits for the next commercial, then breaks off with “We’ll be back, right after this message”.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", 2020 Election

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AW1Ed

Wilted Willy

Is this live from Seattle???

AZRobert

Look up the program Hammer/Scorecard and an Air Force General talking about it.

Maxine’s talk of JEF’s database…hmm…The Last Refuge…connect the dots…it’s a very big picture.

Interesting times ahead, stay away from crowds after voting and Remember the Big Guy is in charge in the end but keep your powder dry.

RGR 4-78

Hunter says the “Big Guy” always gets his 10%.

Mason

Naw, fake news. Vote fraud doesn’t happen. We’ve been told that countless times by a certain someone here.

MarineDad61

Mason,
You mean the comment below that trails yours by (only) 4 minutes?
Cheese and Crackers, Say it isn’t so!
– (Raymond the Amish Comic)

Mason

His shtick has become so predictable, hasn’t it?

Commissar

New York Post obediently priming the environment for Trump to claim election fraud.

There is a reason his entire closing argument for his campaign has been about not trusting the results.

He expects to lose.

Winners don’t tell early voters that they can change their vote or call to have the voting count stopped at midnight.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Major Moonbat, you’re in panic mode and you obviously don’t realize it, it would behoove you to go see someone. Right now you’re so fucked up that even your imaginary friends don’t want shit to do with you!

rgr769

Hey mendacious mollusk, they just caught a guy in North Carolina trying to register 56 dead Floridians to vote. You think he was just doing those 56 federal mail fraud crimes as a prank?

Forrest Bondurant

Go get your med-bag ready, Commissar.

You’re going to need it in the next few nights after the election results are out – so you can administer first aid to Antifucks who will demonstrate the election results.

The Other Whitey

You’re a proven liar, Lars. Get back to your dumpster and fuck off.

5JC

Ah, well you see when dead people vote it is not actually a claim of election fraud, it IS election fraud.

And yes, newspapers report the news unless they are in the employ of Democratic Operatives. That is their job.

Try to keep up.

Berliner

Polling places don’t have huge signs duct taped to the outside by the door like they do in Philadelphia. Nor do they have poll workers wearing Biden face masks or inside passing out paper copies of the huge duct taped outside the door.

Philadelphia’s attorney general called the election for Biden on 2 November. Now they have an additional 10 days to “manufacture” and count the numbers to back that up.

Berliner

Correction, Pennsylvania’s attorney general.

Fyrfighter

Ya know, back in the day, I heard of people feeding alka-seltzer to seagulls to make them explode… just a thought..

UpNorth

Do it, I’d even do pay-per-View to watch the results.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Fyrfighter; the alka-seltzer is wrapped in a piece of bread and the gull would eat it. 25 years living at the seashore but never have seen it, and that’s where I heard about it.

SFC D

A few of us tested the theory in Biloxi, 1988. Tossed alka-seltzer into the air, seagull ate it and flew off to sea. There was a sudden snap-roll and uncontrolled descent, spectacular impact with the water. Subsequent testing brought very similar results. Apparently, alka-seltzer does not cause seagull explosions, but will damn sure rupture their little tummies.

A Proud Infidel®™️

EVERY four years the dead come back to life just enough to vote D-rat!

rgr769

Who knew that when they said “bring out your dead,” it was just so they could reliably always vote D-rat.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Hopefully this won’t be a Dead end issue, and straightened out before the voting Deadline. Hopefully Trump will be Dead ahead in the running.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

Some people are Grateful that they’re Dead.

5th/77th FA

My only fear of dying is becoming a registered/voting democrat. It happens/been happening down here for decades…and yep…they are democrats. Seen it FIRST (ht 2 Chip) Hand.

26Limabeans

I saw people in line today that I was sure had passed away years ago.

AW1Ed

Hack Stone

Democrats have a lock on the Zombie voting bloc. Damn Republicans are always disenfranchising the living challenged.

11B-Mailclerk

I just watched Biden on Fox Business have a major senior moment.

(Rambling topic)
(Segue side note)
(Segue mid segue to another side)
(Pause)
(Another aside)
(Pick up mid thread on different side note to original topic)
Talking head cuts to something else

Never finished an item. Total ramble.

Just wow.

5JC

I went to vote but I am not dead yet. Those crazy election officials demanded I show an identity card to prove it was me and I wasn’t voting more than once. I was fluxomed. Where does one even get such a card?

Berliner

Back when Washington state had polling places when I’d go to show my ID, the person at the check in desk to hand me my ballot would always wave their hands in front of their face and say “we don’t need to see that, just tell us your name and address”.

Zoom forward to when they switched to all vote by mail, I got notified my signature on my ballot didn’t match (had osteoarthritis surgery on 1st joint on index finger to shave excess bone in joint) so had to provide verification… drove down in to show my photo ID and “gave them the finger”.

Hondo

Come to think of it, why does it always have to be on a Tuesday in November? What rule is is that says it has to be held then, instead of on Hallowe’en, when everyone is out trick or treating.

The question may be rhetorical, but it piqued my interest – so I looked it up.

Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution specifies that “The Congress may determine the Time of chusing [sic] the Electors . . . ” for President. (Here, “Electors” refers to a state’s members of the Electoral College.) Congress did that in the Presidential Election Day Act in 1845.

This law fixed the date of choosing the Electoral College at its current date (Tuesday following the first Monday in November). Prior to the passage of that act, Presidential elections had not been held on a uniform schedule, and dates varied by state. In particular, the Presidential election of 1844 was held from 1 Nov to 4 Dec in various states.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Election_Day_Act

David

9:30 CDT on the morning after, still waiting for that vaunted blue landslide. Or, come to think of it, for a red one.

Deckie

I saw folks here in CT already celebrating a Biden victory. They seem sure of it.

OWB

Pretty happy with the local and state results here. The rest of it? Seems rather anticlimactic. Or something.

Will 2020 never end? This is worse than being a 6-year old waiting for Christmas.

Claw

Speaking of 2020:

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas.

Oops, bad punctuation.

I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas./s

OWB

🙂

11B-Mailclerk

“We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.” – Joe Biden