Joseph Fucheck – NOT a Navy SEAL

| July 6, 2020

Yesterday, we posted in regard to Joseph Maximilan Fucheck of North Miami Beach Florida who went on a rant captured on video, was arrested and now charged with a hate crime.  During the rant, he claimed that he was a “35-year Navy SEAL,” a Purple Heart recipient and head of a SWAT team in Hillsborough County Florida.

Although the media reports say that he said he was a “35-year old Navy SEAL” we believe the claim was that he was a SEAL for 35 years.  This would mean that the Department of the Navy would hold his records.

So, we asked them… and they replied “Who?”

Fuchuck could have served in the Navy if he got out before the mid-1990s, but this would undermine his claim of being a Navy SEAL for 35 years.  Since NPRC is operating in a limited capacity due to COVID-19, we may not be able to confirm Navy service until many months from now.  The response from the Department of the Navy does not support his claim of being in the Navy for at least 35 years.

The folks at Military Phony also checked Fucheck’s name against the BUD/S-SEAL database and could not find his name listed.

Judging from Joe Fucheck’s Facebook page, he posts a lot of photos of him when he was younger.  These appear to be professional photos.  Come on – no bathroom selfie?

Since there are no current photos of Joe on his page, perhaps he likes to live in the past?  It is perfectly fine if Joe likes to identify with his past, but there is strong likelihood that his past did not involve being a Navy SEAL as claimed in the video as well as suggested in this photo.

He claimed in the video that he has Purple Heart license plates.  If this is true – it begs the question as to how he obtained them?

* * * UPDATE: * * *

According to this article, prosecutors are saying that Fucheck lied about serving and being a deputy.

Man Accused of Racist Rant Against Black Homeowner Facing Charges

“Prosecutors later said Fucheck lied about serving and being a deputy.”

OK, so what about the Purple Heart?



Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Holy Moly, a Monday morning phony Seal meets the Seal of approval as confirmed.


Oprah says: ” you are a SEAL , you re a SEAL , I’m a SEAL ! We are all SEALs !!!!!


I’m completely unsurprised….


Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is not….


Isn’t his name somewhat misspelled, somehow?


How does one go through life sporting a name like Joe Fuckcheck?

Easy, just drop the “k” and no one will notice.

John Seabee

He’s gonna get Fucheck’ed at about 0245 by Thor, and Mr. Tiny.


Don’t be forgetting about Bubba and Julio… they like some “fresh fish”… and Johnny Fuckup won’t be forgetting about them anytime soon.


that last photo…was that his “glamor shot” to be submitted with his CV to Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear) for a job as jr assistant hamster fluffer?

I mean…there must be some form of rank structure there with all these SEALS, Rangers, SF, and Pilots….

5th/77th FA

Believe you may be right there SarMaj. Apprentice towel boi wanna be appears to be leaving the waxing salon and will be heading to the nail salon behind him for a pedicure. His fakebook page thingie has gone “poof”.

Welcome to your new found Google fame you lying sack of sh^t Joseph Maximilan Fucheck. You can also check off a lot of fuchs from Jose and his buddies in your new digs at the gray bar hotel.


King, are you saying that Joseph Maximilian Fucheck is a lying, embellishing sack of shit that wants to be Google famous?

5th/77th FA

Yepper. And I don’t think that I am the only one that has/will come to that opinion.

Hack Stone

No, what he is saying is that guy FU’ed to the Max.


“…gone poof….”

I see what you did there, 5th … well played, sir.

E4 Mafia '83-'87

Not a SEAL…shocked face! His FB claims he worked at 2 WTC on post for 9/11/11. I’m guess he also worked in NYC while he was a SEAL, received at PH, and was in HSO SWAT team. Hmmm…gonna call bullshit on all that.

Comm Center Rat

In the background of the shirtless pose is a sign for “T&T Nails.” Joe must’ve finished his SEAL PT workout early that day allowing him enough time to get a manicure. His pec implants look to be heading south.

A Proud Infidel®™

I kinda noticed that too, maybe he was getting a manicure before going out to The Blue Oyster?

A Proud Infidel®™

On second thought, he looks like he’s wanting some quality time at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear)!


Not in the BUDS data base and the Navy says “Who? lol, we don’t know that guy!” So if the tags in that blurry screen shot are Purple Heart tags, he gots some splainin’ to do. If they are undeserved, I’m sure a motivated prosecutor might do something about it.


Only because he avoided taxes, otherwise they wouldn’t give a shit, let alone two.

IS1 (SW)

Mr. Fuckcheck loves cupping balls

Green Thumb


Slap old Fuck Chuck here in the face and he will queef.

What a vagina.


He stores them in his cheeks for winter.


Douche Canoe

A Proud Infidel®™

More like douche BARGE IMHO!


Anyone keeping count this year


I am, but with phony busts slowing down, final results won’t be posted until the end of the Fiscal Year.

Interim results are available upon request.


Thanks for your work Claw.
Supply ain’t just for clothing and mess kits.
Noun Nomenclature was one of the first written languages.


I can’t wait to see what branch of service tops it this year LMFAO !!!!!!


Well, we all know which one bottoms!





He’s definitely a fucktard
And what is it about Florida giving anyone a PH plate


Well since one of the charges was possesion of a firearm by a convicted felon, I’d say he has a very checkered past.

IF the PH heart license plates are fraudulent sounds like a prime candidate for a Stolen Valor charge as well.

He’s apparently younger than I am so the options for Purple Heart are somewhat reduced.

Hack Stone

Not to mention placing advertising material in a mailbox. Pretty sure that is how they nailed Capone.


Don’t hold your breath. By the time all is said and done, the DA will throw out everything but jaywalking.

Election year, ya know–gotta pad those conviction rates!


Did anyone else think “roid rage” upon reading the prior thread?


I was thinking maybe a different kind of supplement.
Rhymes with female hormones..


Not with that gut. Any ‘roids he took have long since been purged from his system.

Hack Stone

F me? No, FU! Did this guy fuck up? Check!

Hack Stone

It’s 190 miles from North Miami Beach to Merritt Beach Florida. Will All Points Logistics be providing him a relocation fee?


Probably and a bonus to for being a total fuktard


The stooooopid is strong in this one. According to a Miami Herald article the gun he was brandishing in the video as well as several others seized in a search of his residence and auto were BB guns.

Never bring a stick to a gun fight has a corollary. Never start a gun fight with a BB gun.

Hack Stone

5th/77th FA

Slightly OT, this one didn’t serve as a SEAL either, but he was a true Patriotic American. Godspeed, Fare Well and RIP Charlie Daniels.

Comm Center Rat

I think the Devil might still be down in Georgia!

RIP CD – a gracious and generous advocate for veterans and their families.

5th/77th FA

Heeeeeeyyy!!??!! I heard that. I’m right here you do know that don’t you? 😀 The horns you think you see are strictly used to hold my halo on. 😛

I was honored to meet with him and the Boys from the CDB on several occasions. There but for the Grace of God go I. I repeat, if any of y’all do not know the signs of stroke, you better get schooled. And that whole high blood pressure/stress thing? Yep…that too.




I think he meant “Semen Sipper”….


He needs to keep his dirty dick beaters off of any weapon since he is not allowed to own any.

Queef. I bet he loves his serious mirror time. He’ll get lots of that in the little stainless steel one in his cell.

Head clown in the circus of ass holes.

Ex Coelis

First prize Stunt Cunt AND Waste of Skin…

Green Thumb

I love the photos.

This dude takes it in the ass.


I wonder if this loser trained with Stephen Cio “Ranger” Burrell”?


The mugshot photo at the top looks like he is
leaning into it. Who leans into a mugshot?

A Proud Infidel®™

He might even be a cohort of John Giduck!

Carolyn Bowman

“Miami Herald” published another article about this phony Seal wannabe today.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure that douche barge will be picking up the soap for Bubba, Thor , Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” in no time and I wonder if he’ll pull his “I’m Ex-SWAT shtick while he’s in the can, I be THAT would make him the center of some VERY unwanted attention!

Carolyn Bowman

The 2 Nov 81 edition of the “Press and Sun Bulletin” wrote that as a 19 year old he was arrested for disorderly conduct. He had damaged a police car on Halloween. At that time he resided in Binghaton, NY.


After a 23yr. career, the list of address I accumulated is extensive soooooo, I would expect a 35yr. Sailor to have a plethora of addresses that would make your eyes cross. HOWEVER, a quick check of this douche nozzle’s history shows him only living in New York & Florida. Another quick check shows an extensive criminal history and is a repeat offender for most of the charges especially THEFT. He has been charged with the below: Petit Theft, Grand Theft, Exploitation of Elderly >$20k, Criminal Mischief, Disorderly Conduct, Custody Interference, Removing Child from State, Obstruction of Justice by Threat/ Intimidation, Burglary, Assault/ Battery, Perjury in Official Process, Uttering Forged Instrument along with the cursory traffic charges of Speeding, No License and Reckless Driving. JOSEPH M. FUCHECK IS A MULTI-CONVICTED CRIMINAL AND A FELON. His professional career seems to have only been in the real estate market…flipping properties. It would seem that he isn’t too good at as evidenced by his multiple bankruptcies. I guess he makes more money by theft and robbing the elderly. The MIAMI HERALD has done an impressive job in outing this posing piece of shite… odd for a newspaper. Below are some of the highlights….. ‘Go look at my Purple Heart!’ Miami man who went on racist tirade posed as Navy SEAL “During a racist tirade caught on video, Joseph Fucheck waved a pistol around while yelling at a Black homeowner in North Miami-Dade. “Damn right, I carry a gun because I’m a 35-year former Navy SEAL!” he yelled. “Go look at my Purple Heart!” Detectives found that supposed Purple Heart when they raided Fucheck’s Miami apartment, along with Navy certificates, dress uniforms and even portrait photos of Fucheck decked out like an admiral in front of an American flag. Even Fucheck’s own daughter says he never served in the military. She said Fucheck adopted the persona nearly a decade ago, making a sort of shrine to himself and his phony military service in his home — complete with folded-up American flag. He also liked to get free drinks at restaurants while wearing his uniform. “He’s… Read more »


Holy fuck. That ribbon rack is a total soup sandwich.


He will likely be getting his oil checked regularly, but with his cellie’s dipstick.

John S.

Sounds to me like JOSEPH M. FUCHECK is someone who IS NOT allowed to possess a Firearm or ammo given that he’s got Grand theft and Exploitation of Elderly >20K on his rap sheet, sounds like he’s a-gonna be picking up the soap!

Name edited for PII protection.


if he has a PH license plate the Florida MOPH should be contacted. Not only is this illegal but Stolen valor

Name edited to protect PII.


I have a Florida plate, too – but not a Purple Heart one. Mine is a handicap plate. What stands out is that the month/year sticker on my plate also has my license plate number. The sticker on the plate @Steve Balm posted doesn’t seem to have that. What Gives?