Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM
Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.
Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.
They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.
Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.
Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.
Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;
U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith
I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.
I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u
If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.
So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.
Category: Phony soldiers
Ask this a hole how many cancers he has had over the years. Non which were true
just thought I would stop by and give everyone a heads up. I am sure that Ron will be hitting the streets real soon again as Stg.Major Ron … it seems as if the love of his life has dumped him an broken his heart 🙁 and yes he is up to his old tricks again looking for sympathy any where he can get it . He is posting on all of his pages how she broken his heart and that of his daughters. His daughter could careless. His daughter is so use to her dad being a let down to her that nothing shocks her anymore, and that is sad 🙁 at her age that she has to live with that. Thank God for the wonderful mother she has and all of the other great people in her life. So I am sure that this idiot will be back out strutting his stuff as a retired Stg, Major again in order to pick up some poor unsuspecting woman . I pray that one day soon karma really does catch up to this man and makes him understand that what he does is not right
Maybe he’ll meet a woman fat enough to eat him next time.
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No fat woman with any self worth would eat him. Any woman in general whether they are fat, skinny, ugly , beautiful wouldnt touch or go near that lame ahole.
it seems as if the love of his life has dumped him an broken his heart
Well, she was gonna untie herself sooner or later.
OMG. This, was awesome.
he dont advertise it no more, but he makes sure the little bit of people he knows, he makes sure he tells them that he is a marine,and always has been a marine, he said they would have had to kill him first, for him not to make it thru boot camp,but his whole family still believes that he is a marine,and that all you people are a bunch of liars, what an asshole he is, the first time if he was ever deployed over in a country that was at war, he be crying for his mommy, and thats the truth
Looking at his picture he looks like the mentally challenged brother of sloth from goonies. The difference being of course is that sloth knew right from wrong and had a heart.
Once, in the Pentagon locker room, I saw a pimple on a real Marine’s ass that looked a lot healthier than this POS. Did he ever say what it was he did in the Army?
Oh lookie! Another retard like Timothy Michael Poe.
561 NHS, that was brilliant! It made swinging by worth it.
Are there any charges pending on this shitbird for the lies he is telling
I find it extremely disheartening that this “person”(and I will use that lightly) is from NJ. As a proud veteran who served in the Army as a MP, to see this pos parading around like he did something is horrible. If you served in any branch of the military, you are proud of your service and will not hide it. The fact that he ha now chosen to hide his so called illustrious marine career, and personally If I was able to become a Sergeant Major in nine years or twelve years in everyone would know it. I would be on Good Morning America so the world can see. But he sits back in small town NJ, and presents a lie, that unless you knew him all your life, you will accept at face value, until the discrepancies start to stick out like a clown at a funeral. I pray that I never actually run into him while I am in NJ, I may temporarily forget all decency and manner.
@Ronald Mailahn…..Where do I even begin? Do I begin with your fucked up rack? Or the fact that you’re wearing a red shirt under your khaki blouse? Wait, I know. I’ll start with the fact that you claim to have been in the Marine Corps for 12 years and have miraculously “earned” the rank of Sgt. Major. It’s shitbirds like you who are giving the Marines and the Armed Forces in general a bad name. Why don’t you crawl back to your mother’s basement and play WoW or whatever it is you shitbirds do, and leave my beloved Corps and the Armed Forces alone.
This guy looks like he got the uniforms from a retired Sergeant Major who’s wife accidentally donated it to the Goodwill. The name tag thing, that’s for DI’s and recruiters (I wore one as a recruiter). He probably saw some at the mall and figured all Marines did it. What a tool. I checked out the link to his facebook page and apparently, he has removed all of his Marine pics. Now, he’s wearing a cowboy hat and jumping on the “Dallas” train. As a former Marine, married a Marine, parent of 2 Marines- I am offended and I hope he never does it again. If he does, maybe he will learn the error of his ways by some Marines home on leave:)
Ron,
What happened? I messaged you a few weeks ago that I was coming to Collingswood and you never replied. You missed a great time. I got to hang out with family I hadn’t seen since before my deployment, bounce my godson on my knee, and enjoy a sunny day in south Jersey. It would have been made complete if you had responded to my message and met me with either a 214 or you ready to back up the tough guy image you’ve worked so hard to create. Oh well, your loss. I really hope you win this competition though, for once you’ll be able to brag about something you’ve truly earned.
No way #572. My man, “Ranger” Burrell has a leg up on this clown.
#3 said,
“Scott Says:
February 7th, 2012 at 9:33 pm
A red t-shirt underneath chucks?? Haze yourself!”
Had me laughing so hard I never made it through all of the comments.
he dont live in barrington, he lives in collinswood at his mom’s
Any idea what Mazda dealership he works at? I’m in the market for a new car and he looks to me to be an honest salesman.
already lost that job, now he is a pizza delivery man
I know him and his ex-wife. Dude weighs about 80 lbs and was never in the military. They wouldn’t accept him. Those are uniforms he bought at a flea market. He doesn’t pay child support yet he loves his kid, he claims to be a wonderful dad. All he cares about is himself, video games and teying to act like he is 21 and god’s gift to women. He is a LOSER!
Its been fun to read a part of his biography. I will also like to meet his “lawer”. lolz
After reading your blog i laughed a lot. Great!
you know what cracks me up he calls the police on everything and everybody,he threatens people and then misuses the police, if the person he is harrassing gets mad he calls the police and tells them that there is someone who is harrassing him best part is they believe him,he just did this a couple days ago,right now he thinks he is untouchable that he can do what he wants threaten people the way he wants and that the police will protect him and maybe lock up the innocent,the most recent town that he called the police is collinswood, yes i guess the police also love him wow,maybe he can steal money next from the collinswood little league,and also not have to pay it back, ron mailahn can i have your autograph
Haze yourself SgtMaj Dirtbag! I’d like to thrash this individual within an inch of his measley, insignificant life.
#581 i would love to see that, the dirtbag feels he is so untouchable,
Good morning everyone. I don’t know if i am late but i do not know where to start on how a person could do this. This is fucking low i would give my damn nuts let alone my fucking ability to have children to be back in a condition where the all loving and killing, ground shaking United States Marine Corps would let me fight again. but due to my health i cannot, i would even go through boot camp again. So for you ron you shit stain you do not even fucking rate to look at let alone smell any of my covers. If i am ever to find you let alone hear your name let it be known to you and anyone who reads this and the lord almighty that i will take you to the nearest tree line and teach you what it is to be a true marine tooth by tooth that falls from your mouth, you will never wear anything of my god loving corps. even in death if i am to remember your name i will hunt you like a fucking dog from the fires of hell. to everyone else my apologies if some of what i said was misspelled or made no sense this shit just hurts my damn head even thinking about people like him have a good day all. Semper Fi to all past present and future marines
well you wont have to worry about the tooth by tooth thing, the pos has no teeth,
What freaking rock do these turds crawl out from under. Seriously with all of the information on the net and they can’t even be a good phoney. Now choke yourself. “Not with your hand scumbag!”
“forthwith”
Well then…
(Yes, when I get bored oftentimes come back here to see the comment updates. They’re hysterical and they cheer me up.)
Thanks Ron. (…but you’re still a fuck-knuckle)
what an idiot, i should post his address so you all could write to him or pay him a visit,he is nothing but a mean stupid pos who has women believing some of the lies he tells
Epic thread
This shitbird is walking proof of why blood relatives should not have unprotected sex!
An epic stroll down memory lane.
I’m looking forward to this year’s tournament. 🙂
Please post the threatening emails.
What? Did he get tired of living under the rock in his mom’s basement already?
Isn’t it nice to know that he just wants to keep in touch with you?
@ 585 – I was thinking the same thing re: being a phony. For starters, how do you get the order of merit on a rack messed up. Heck, almost any company that sells medals online will send you a complete rack, in the correct order, for whatever branch you’re (pretending to be) in. All you have to do is select which medals you earned (or want, as the case may be), and the website puts everything in the correct order for you, on the appropriate rack. I don’t understand how you can fuck that up, yet, almost to a T, every single phony has medals out of order. Blows my mind. Then again, so does making up an entire military career, and expecting people to be cool with it.
See what happens when you ignore these posers for too long? Invariably they show up again for more attention.
Awwwwwwww. Poor, poor baby.
Idiot big baby at that.
596 comments on one POSER!
Is that a record? Or did Soup Sandwich get more?
The Tournament is coming soon? Thank You Jesus (and I don’t mean Obama)! I so need this diversion.
Surprised he couldnt get a low paying, minimum wage job.
#596 COB, I think Billy Blake has over 600 or Monkress has over 600 post.
I do believe that anything that you post on the internet is the property of the masses. YOU gave it to us and now there is no way to get it down.
This shitbag needs to be beaten to a pulp by some real Marines, preferably female Marines…
I would simply like to see him deprived and divested of any and all future opportunities to try to puff himself off as any member of the military.
And why is it that the most obnoxious losers try to get away with faking being Marines, when they couldn’t even get their loser butts through two days of boot?
COB6: not even close. The WitLessOne Who Shall Not Be Named has one article about him with close to 800 comments – and several other articles on top of that. I’d be shocked if he’s not over 1300 comments on articles solely about him. And that doesn’t include comments about him on last year’s tournament articles and/or articles for which he’s not the sole or primary subject.
This is a classic case of why you should not have sex with your sister or mother…inbreeding causes people to get all the “stupid genes” in the family.
As a retired cop, if this asschlown had called our department, we would have just laughed at his dumbass, and told him: “Call somebody who gives a shit you fake puke.”
Was Mailahn even in the Army?
I know no NPRC records came back but he is still parading around like he was in the Army.