Bagel Rage or YouTube Stunt?
Incels portraying Chris Morgan as another one of their “saints”. Caption: Apparition of St. Bagelcel to a crowd of loyal followers. (r/Braincels)
In a previous article, I posted about how Incels identified “saints” with a given nickname followed by “cel”. Well, they added a new “saint” to the list. He gained his fame, with them, by advancing some of their arguments during a bagel shop rant.
Fox News has an article identifying this individual as Chris Morgan. He entered Bagel Boss in Long Island to get a bagel sandwich. During the ordering process, he misinterpreted something that one of the female staff said or did. Or, perhaps, he took her actions too personal.
Based on his misinterpretation of her statement or action, he went on to complain about dating site statements regarding short individuals.
As shown in the video, those in the audience didn’t appear to fit his accusations. One even asked him if some of the things he complained about were said to him in the bagel shop.
Some tried to intervene, but he just got verbally hostile toward them. He pushed his luck, bumped his chest against one of the customers, pointed to another customer, and then got tackled to the floor. He temporarily stopped his rants.
From Fox News:
“He just went totally nuts. He said ‘why are you smiling at me?'” a manager of the shop told the Post. “He started saying it’s because ‘I’m short and nobody wants me.'”
After yelling at several customers and making comments about how women won’t date him, the man began challenging some of the male customers to fight him. The shocking footage ends with him getting tackled.
Police officers arrived at the Bagel Boss location around 9:20 in the morning, Buzzfeed News reports. At that time, no injuries were reported and no arrests were made.
According to the article, he has a YouTube channel. That channel indicates that this was not his first altercation. Based on his complaints, he may have had problems getting dates.
Chris Morgan claimed that as a result of this incident, the bagel shop invited him back for a free bagel. Additionally, he claims that his phone has been “blowing up” with women wanting to contact him. According to the bagel shop, no such offer was made. This leads one to wonder about the other claim.
The video of the incident:
Chris Morgan provides his perspectives in one of the interviews after the incident:
You can read more on Fox News.
Category: WTF?
Nice final shove by the guy that showed him the door. No need to tackle the guy though. Just show him to the door and wish him good luck “shorty”.
Fuck that,,,, the way he was cursing everyone and bowing up I would have laughed if the dude knocked half his teeth out.
Wow! He’s an ANGRY elf 😳
https://youtu.be/pLSZRrgSl_o
He was in a traffic accident the other day.
After the minor collision, he stormed out of the vehicle, screaming, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
To which the other party replied, “So which dwarf are you then?”
The little shitbag has his assault trial set for September.
2021.
He must be Grumpy. *crosses arms
Channeling my inner Snow White.
The second video…George Costanza.
Nah. George is a real lady charmer compared to this asshole. Plus, even with the cold water shrinkage, George occasionally had a girlfriend. And let’s not forget the action he had with the office cleaning lady.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Nuthatch.
“Characterized by large heads, short tails, and powerful bills and feet, nuthatches advertise their territory using loud, simple songs. Most species exhibit grey or bluish upperparts and a black eye stripe.”
What a dickheaded dumbass. Being short isn’t the only reason you can’t get your ashes hauled. Being a dickheaded dumbass prolly has a whole lot to do with it.
If you’re gonna be a loud, belligerent, and obnoxious Incel at least master a few basic martial arts techniques to protect yourself from Alpha Males who’ll knock that mangina smile off your fat, ugly puss. He’s the walking embodiment of a whiskey delta – no wonder women avoid him like the plague.
Let him come anywhere in the Deep South and the moment he tries that shit there…
Afterward the local Coroner’s Office Personnel will have to use a Shop-Vac to pick up what’s left of him!
What’s a whiskey delta?
He has SFS otherwise known as short fucker syndrome
Never mind. Urban Dictionary had the definition,
In the second video, he says he used a miniature Yankees bat to hit the trees…seems appropriate
I think that something is wrong with him and he is not banging on all 8 cylinders. So talking about bagel shops, this Martian about 1 foot tall crash lands his ship on Flatlands Ave in Brooklyn blowing out one tire in front of a bagel shop and sees the bagels which look like tires to him so he goes into the shop and wants to buy one of the ‘”tires”” so the owner says that they are not tires but are bagels but the Martian insists on the tire and he needs one pronto because he has to get back to Mars for a big meeting. After the 3rd trip inside the shop, the owner says: look, they are not tires, they are bagels and he says take a bite as he hands the Martian the tire/bagel. The Martian takes one bite and says to the owner: Ya know this would go great with cream cheese.
Sheeesh. The only thing to justifiably get pissed about in a Bagel Shop is them not having fresh bialys or maybe the sacrilege of selling other than a plain, everything or onion bagel. Well okay, if it was also a sandwich shop no chopped liver or lox.
Saint John Moses Browning does not approve.
Neither does Saint Samuel Colt or Saint John Tolliver Thompson.
Not to belittle the person, but he comes up short on manners and his attitude dwarfs his ability.
He needs to stick to peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches while he’s playing XBox in his Momma’s living room!
Well, shit. Walked into that fuster cluck.
Buy a guitar or a ukulele or a mandolin or save a manatee.
Self respect seems to be lost.
Just can’t figure these things out.
Here are several ideas…
Grab an aid bag…
Grab a rifle…
Hop a on sub (sorry USN personnel, not quite sure how one gets on a submarine…)
Go to school, learn something beyond “Macrame for beginners ”
Be something, goddammit.
Probably works in the booth selling subway tokens to commuters. Needs to get above ground and meet new people.
This dude doesn’t have issues.
He has a subscription.
Poster child for “Little Man Syndrome”…
The dreaded Tom, I have a weenie weenie, Cruise disease !!!
Must have been so-o-o-o disappointing to find out when he was younger that he was too tall to be a jockey at the tracks.
Make It Stop !!! Brain Worms, Brain Worms !!!
Why does the Bridge Troll from “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” keep bouncing around in my head?
Somebody help me, please!!/smile
I have taken bigger shits than him and they had more sense I’m sure.
Or, as Jack Palance would have put it …
Sometimes it’s most refreshing to note that physics offers a solid lesson in mass dynamics as a smaller body is unable to resist the impact of a larger body…
Perhaps even more refreshing is that it’s also good to learn a lesson about what one’s own blood tastes like, act like a douche get knocked the fuck down bounce head and face off of floor…fat lip on the outside a little blood on the inside and see you later you little bastard.
At least we are are on the same side of the opinion that incels are worthless shitbags.
I would have never expected this forum to highlight the social cancer of incels since the incel community is overwhelmingly right wing and is part of the army of trolls that advance right wing memes and narratives on social media.
If you read their subreddit comments, as well as comments on their other sites, you would find that they fall on both sides of the political spectrum. They’ve even had more than one discussion, on their “Braincels” subreddit, arguing against the idea that they are “right wing”. The “consensus” among the Incels is that they come from all over the political spectrum.
Overall, their policies are not “right-wing”. If anything, their demeanor is not different from that of those on the left that I have debated against.
From reading their comments, I don’t get a sense that they’re “right wing”. Replace “free market” with “women”, and you get strong similarities between what Incels want and what the left wants.
How could one claim to be a conservative “incel” when one thinks the government should give you a female sex slave?
What a dick.
More like a dickless wonder. He “identifies” as an “incel” which = JUNK MALE!