Eric Swalwell: Keep Pistols and Shotguns but AR-15s Have Got to Go
Like fingernails screeching across a blackboard, Eric continues to tout his only plank in the party line. He’s even went and made an agitprop video featuring, among other things, full auto M-16s with the obvious intent to conflate them with civilian semi-auto AR-15s.
Disingenuous, thy name is “Swalwell.” The State of Maryland decreed all scary-looking rifles must be registered by a certain date for everyone to “feel” safer, especially those out there not having the benefit of being purchased in Maryland and therefore not already in the system. Several people actually conformed with the draconian law; untold thousands did not. To date, not one scofflaw has been even accused, much less arrested and convicted, under this unconstitutional law.
Which exposes the gaping hole in Eric’s stand- how does one go about confiscating rifles when you don’t know where the are and who has them?
AWR Hawkins, who is rapidly becoming my favorite author, opines:
Democrat presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell says he will let Americans keep their pistols and shotguns but AR-15s and other commonly owned semiautomatic rifles have got to go.
Swalwell explains his plan via a Campaign Video which is largely a compilation of different gun control proponents making unsubstantiated claims regarding AR-15s.
For example, the video shows a fully automatic rifle being fired in a war zone, as voice over says, “The sames gun being used for wars, like in Afghanistan, are now in the streets.”
By talking about the AR-15 while showing video of a machine gun in action, the video gives the impression that AR-15s are fully automatic. In reality, AR-15s and other commonly owned semiautomatic rifles fire one bullet–and one bullet only–with each pull of the trigger, whereas actual weapons of war can fire an entire magazine of bullets with one pull of the trigger.
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Swalwell appears near the end of the video, saying, “I say keep your hunting rifles, keep your pistols, keep your shotguns, but let’s ban and buyback every single ‘assault weapon’ in America.”
How are those poll numbers looking? Oh, that badly…
Real Clear Politics is posting numbers from seven major polls- Quinnipiac to USA Today, and Eric doesn’t even get an honorable mention.
Besides, chicks dig ’em.
The article in its entirity may be viewed here: Breitbart, of course.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", 2020 Election, Gun Grabbing Fascists, Media, Politics, Second Amendment, The Constitution
No.
My AR identifies as a shotgun.
My next AR is going to be a pistol
Eric says it’s OK:
https://www.gunauction.com/buy/16500005
They don’t have anything in pink.
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So that means that, to avoid having such things confiscated, I’d better go get some now….
Okay!
That’s gonna be expensive. With all the requirements where I live – that darned ol’ FOID/CCW thingy, never mind range time rental, choosing what to spend money on, never mind stocking up on ammo and getting a rape whistle kit – I think I should start sending out a begging letter to politicians (have to get some to feel safe these days) and their ilk, so that I can be prepared for any such possible silliness on the part of the new guvvnore. They do, after all, have more money than the rest of us.
I should also put in a request for a name change to Annie Oakley IIa/GC-MK V Mod III(A).
He’s an idiot, but he likes to be in the public eye. Please keep publishing his rants and twaddle. Thank you.
Almost forgot: anything, including bottles of salade dressing or cricket bats, that is used to beat someone up or kill someone is an “assault weapon”. And I ain’t giving up my salad dressing or my cricket bats.
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For the THIRD TIME in a week!!!!!!!!!
SECOND!!!!!!!! Can we get an AYE?
At the very least how about an Alphabet Assault?
Aye!
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3rd time’s the charm. You da Man Chipster. Do believe API was ready to pull the trigger on this one his own self.
Swallow this Swallows well!
Amen!!
I didn’t know that a few million Sturmgewhr 44’S made it back to the states after WW2 (Sturm=Storm/assault:German def.)
Is that the same gun Chic I saw in a few of the gun chic pics???
I have seen her before. Either here or after faling asleep…my, oh my.
Eric Swalwell, you are a lying, conniving little fuckstick, you know damn well your ad is deliberately misleading, and if you want my AR-15, the assault weapon you need to worry about is my right fist. Come and take it, you punk bitch!
Come take it? Himself? Hah.
He and his fellow wannabe Masters will send flunkies.
Cowards.
Massa doan be whippen on his own slaves his ownself! He gots his ovaseeahs doin his whippin. Massa doan gets his hands dirty, no suh.
“He and his fellow wannabe Masters will send flunkies.”
Just like Hitler had his SA and later his SS doing his dirty work for him, but this AIN’T 1930s and 40s Germany and the last time I checked the 2nd Amendment was still in effect!
I wish my ex-Wife upon Eric Swallwell.
I’ll SECOND that a raise you my 3.
Actually introducing them? Probably constitutes doxxing.
Hmm. Maybe some nefarious hacker might establish a web app… dark web stuff.
No, I honestly wish for him to be personally stuck with her in person!
Are you saying Swallowswell’s beard needs your ex as a sister wife? Wishing any female to cohabit with that smarmy bastard seems extra cruel.
IMHO they deserve each other, you’ve never met “The Ex-Monster”!
“The Ex-Monsters”! FIFY
The “scary gun registration” was Connecticut two years ago, not Maryland. The Maryland General ASSembly tried it last session and got their collective pee-pee slapped hard. #WWNC
Really? Try Maryland’s Firearm Safety Act of 2013, Homer. I’ll even provide a link-
Firearm Safety Act of 2013 in Maryland
And a summary:
Anything to add?
Poor little dipshit dumbass Eric doesn’t seem to realize that the 2nd Amendment was included specifically to address people like him.
Almost sounds like Eric is volunteering to refresh the tree of liberty
Leftard Swallowell will never be satisfied until seizes all guns.
Swalwell is just as much of a liar as Obama when it comes to implementing his agenda.
“You can keep your pistols and shotguns” = “You can keep you doctor”.
I see it that way as well, once Swalwell and his ilk got what they wanted they would crusade for all other firearms, they can never be trusted.
That’s why registration is the first step to taking all our guns.
And after the guns, our constitutional rights.
Well Eric, why don’t you just come and get it.
Swalwell is nothing but a two-bit blowhard.
Clown.