Gore has his priorities straight

Finally recognizing that he’s a complete and utter disaster as a politician, Gore has decided to compete for something he can win without having to connect with real people;

Al Gore is waging a fierce campaign for recognition and an Oscar statuette for his global warming documentary, while reviving talk that he’s pursuing a bigger prize: the presidency.
    His recent itinerary has been the ultimate in high profile. The former vice president made self-deprecating jokes on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” offered ideas on preserving the environment to Oprah Winfrey and parried questions on Iraq from Matt Lauer on the “Today” show.
    On Saturday, Mr. Gore is hosting a network of 1,600 house parties across the country to watch and discuss his documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth,” with the Democrat planning to address the gatherings by satellite hookup. The movie is on the short list of feature-length documentaries being considered for Oscar nominations.

So let Hollywood put up with the manbearpig campaigning against them for a while – so they can see how big a bullet they dodged in 2000 like the rest of us already know.

Category: Politics