Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 22, 2018

Al Groper

TL;DR…racism

Gender based voting is cool if you’re a chick

Bern it all down

Fugelsang must be Dutch for douchebag

Ratting out the intel community

Now that there’s a black princess, isn’t this racist?

Completely divorced from sanity

Wet ribs

Cheering for our enemies

Twue Wuv

DUmbasses worry about leakers

Even they think McCain is a RINO

Telling someone they can identify as the color blue

What branch is the DOJ in again?

Fake libertarians will always fake vote for communists

Render unto Caesar

What branch is the DOJ in again, part 2

I call bullshit

Coin for the challenged

Bernie Boy was always a fake progressive

Twitter Twat

But it happened so long ago; war on women

The idea that all white people share racial identity

…in the meantime, the IG report is incoming.

So now they’re posting Facebook memes

The source of this post is the real winner

Commercial TV is just evil and greedy…wonder who will win American Idol!!

Do these idiots even read the Constitution

Is this really the road you want to go down?

Great…more content to ignore

Snowflakes are white, right?

Maximum Drip

Comparing your political fortunes to deodorant

White males are terrorists

The four richest men in America are leftists…your argument sucks

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Ex-PH2

OH, Lord, won’t you buy them
A new set of brains?
Their friends are all on Facebook
They hate when it rains

They worked hard all their lives
And spent every cent they gained
Oh, Lord, won’t you buy them
A new set of brains?

(Thanks to Janis….)

If only those racist twits knew what real racism is… but it still wouldn’t shut up their butthurts, would it? Do you think they want fries with that?

I have some La Brea 5-grain bread, some truffled brie in the fridge and a 2015 Vina Fuerte Tempranillo de La Mancha, and grapes and strawberries.

It’s the only way to take the dummb-down out of the room any more.

I admire your stamina more and more every day, Claymore.

CPT11A

I teach at the high school level, and I’ve had a couple of black students who sit through the pledge.

One of them explained herself by saying that the pledge references slavery. When I corrected her by saying that she was thinking of the Star Spangled Banner, and that references to slavery in that song are actually referring to the British practice of conscription, she asked, “do you want me to Google it for you?” I laughed in her face and walked away.

The other two notable “protesters” I’ve had are even less intellectually impressive than her, if that’s possible.

So I’ve got better things to do than waste my time, and imperil my own ambitions, with the thoughtless actions of a few ungrateful imbeciles.

Claymore

But they’re so woke, yo…

5JC

I googled it for you. Prior to 9/11 there was a move afoot to call the flag racist really for no good reason. It kind of went away after 9/11. I guess it is coming back.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2001/jun/22/20010622-023905-9073r/

5JC

I know fact checking those things is a waste of time but Kim Jong Un IS the Supreme Leader in title.

Mason

Here’s a fantastic quote of circular logic that perfectly explains what’s wrong with the left:

“Progressives don’t believe that masculinity is toxic. What we oppose is toxic masculinity. It’s ironic that people hear the phrase “toxic masculinity” and are so insecure in their masculinity that they think people are talking about them. That insecurity in their own masculinity is one of the defining characteristics of when masculinity becomes toxic.”

Da fuk?

5JC

I find your personal insecurities offensive to me. How do I know you are insecure you might ask? Because I said so. For my next trick I will invent words that have no meaning and then tell you that is what you are.