Weekend Open Thread

| December 1, 2017

December 1, 2017

Soft Rock

This white cliff in Sicily is called “Scala dei Turchi,” or the Turkish Steps. Natural erosion has softened the limestone and marl cliff, and the aerial view of visitors reminds Your Shot photographer Placido Faranda of “a big meringue covered with sprinkles.”

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Wilted Willy

First!

Wilted Willy

And I wasn’t even mauling my mouse!!!

AW1Ed

Barkeep, I’ll have whatever WW had. Make it a double.

Wilted Willy

Come to Florida and I will be happy to buy you a cold beverage!!

Sparks

WW, you are indeed…the MAN!

Flakpup

First?

Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

Fist? 😳

Dallas Wittgenfeld’s Bunghole

Make mine a double!

Dan Bernath's Sphincter

I’m WIDE open!!!

11B-mailclerk

First

11B-mailclerk

Nope.

11B-mailclerk

Weirdly, I just happened to click the wrong link, and saw zero comments.

Back to the geeklab…..

Jon The Mechanic

Top 4

Wilted Willy

Oh yes, is this a record? 3 weeks in a row!!!

26Limabeans

The hat trick! Congrats Willy.

Devtun

A three-peat. Can’t stop WW – can only hope to contain him.

Mick

5th

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Top Ten today maybe?

Wilted Willy

Oh keeper of the great book of Firsts, is this a record??

Claw

It is the first threefer for First since I took over the duty of maintaining the Coveted Book of WOT Firsts from 2/17 Air Cav on 09 Jun 17.

So it would seem that “Congrats To You” are the order of the day.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Wilted Willy

As I humbly bow in your honor!

MrBill

Top 10 is the best I can manage.

Roh-Dog

Happy weekend y’all!

A Proud Infidel®™

11st and Honorary First once again.

Sj

Still wondering what ever happened to the Commie LT?

Wilted Willy

He probably drowned while wetting his bed?

A Proud Infidel®™

Somewhere out there is a tree that has worked like hell to give him oxygen and that little shit of a Commie 2LT owes it one HUGE apology!

Commissioner Wretched

13th … could be lucky, could be unlucky.

Wilted Willy, now, that guy’s LUCKY. First for three weeks in a row! Way to go, WW!

Wilted Willy

Thank you good sir!

ChipNASA

Sorry, I was BUSY (MAGA!!!!)

Sparks

25

Sparks

Oh to be 25 years old again! If I knew then, only a tenth of what I have learned since, life would be better only for the mistakes I could have avoided. Forget fortune or notoriety, just to save some of the heartaches would be a treasure to me.

Anyway, hello and happy Weekend Open Thread to all my TAH family!

Tallywhagger

Amen.

NHSparky

Not first, don’t care.

Heading up to Jonn’s old stomping grounds to make electricity flow.

Christmas coming soon. All good.

Sapper3307

Stay off of Church street.

Graybeard

Delayed by work, but congratulations WW on an official hat trick in the TAH Book of Firsts!

Wilted Willy

Thank you kind Sir!

Frankie Cee

Getting even taken to a new level. In Jacksonville Florida, a punk shot a cop 5 times, one shot to the face, and didn’t kill him. At the sentencing hearing, the cop was offered the opportunity to speak. And speak he did. He out a tube of K-Y Jelly personal lubricant in court Wednesday and said: “You are going to need a lot of this.”. Looking at the mug shot, I can see Bubba and Big Thor arguing over who gets the new cute guy. He’s purty:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/30/cop-taunts-would-be-killer-with-lube-on-way-to-prison-are-going-to-need-lot-this.html

Claw

Drinking Bird Part Deux.

Sapper3307

If Obama had a son.

Graybeard

I understand why the cop did it, but he’s facing some carpet time, too.

Capt: “Officer, why did you do that?”

LEO: “Because a) it is true and b) it is funny.”

Capt: “I understand, but d@mn it, don’t do that in front of the judge, son! I wish I’d thought of that, though.”

Wilted Willy

Too bad he couldn’t have brought in a 50 gallon drum of the stuff. He sure has a purdy mouff! I hope Bubba, Tinay and the gang have a good time breaking this little punk in! Maybe he can room with Kyle Barwin???

Aussiepusser

“Breaking this little punk in half”. There, I fixed it for ya.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Police Chief: Are a you friggin’ kidding me?

Shot Cop: No, Chief I did it!

Police Chief: What were you thinking?

Shot Cop: Chief …

Police Chief: No, wait a minute, at first I thought you might have just choked this crap out of him right there in court, but no, what you did was BRILLIANT.

Shot Cop: Thanks Chief.

Police Chief: Now get the hell out of my office, get back to work and don’t do THAT again.

just some feller

…The wounded officer, who formerly served in the Army, began by calling Rojas a coward at the sentencing hearing, the Florida Times-Union reported.

“I will take those bullets instead of a fellow officer and an innocent bystander,” the officer said, according to the Times-Union. “When I brought the fight back to you, you ran like a coward.”

Yeah, BABY!

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder how many cartons of cigarettes he’ll fetch at auction, that is if Bubba & Thor don’t decide to pop his cherry? One look at those ears he has and I thought that will spike whatever price he goes for!

UpNorth

In other news from courtrooms around the country, there is this. Guy had just been sentenced for sexually assaulting a 4 year old girl. Seems one of his fellow inmates took exception to that fact, and let the guy know what he thought of him.
http://www.kwwl.com/story/36967070/2017/11/Thursday/video-man-who-sexually-assaulted-4-year-old-girl-headbutted-in-court
The inmate was just giving the guy a preview of what his life is going to be like in the PHITA prison.

A Proud Infidel®™

Somebody give that inmate extra dessert on his plate for a week, pity he didn’t bite a chunk of that pervert’s face off! I hope his jailers “accidentally” leave him alone in the yard among the lifers…

UpNorth

It’s going to be a long 7 and 1/2 to 15 years for that POS.

A Proud Infidel®™

He deserves EVERY bit of misery he gets and more…

NHSparky

That was in my county.

The dude who gave him the head butting is looking at 3 1/2-7 years for assault.

I say, put me on that jury.

UpNorth

Me too. I’ll watch the video, listen to the testimony, then vote to acquit. And buy the guy dinner.

NHSparky

Oh, don’t get me wrong, the guy who head butted the tickle monster is no angel either.

But in this case, he was doing what some of us would do and pretty much all of us would want to do.

And in that regard, he gets a pass from me for that incident.

UpNorth

Oh, yeah. He was already in cuffs for a reason. I’d just acquit him for the head butt. Weren’t we lectured that jury nullification was OK when OJ got off?

Lars Taylor's Narcissism

I ate a lot of butt over the last weekend, I was thankful for all of that butt! Mmmmmmmmm Buuuhhhhhtttt!

Dallas Wittgenfeld’s Bunghole

Are you up for a conjugal visit?

UpNorth

26st?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

40rd!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Question:

How does one enjoy the benefits of shopping on Black Friday and deep discounts afforded online on Cyber Monday while sitting in jail?

Just curious …

Sapper3307

Smart phones in jail, you can handle banking, shopping, drug deals, hits on snitches and watch DWS. Even worm food Mason was busted with a smart phone watch.

MrBill

If one is, uh…”indisposed”…and can’t shop, he enjoys 100% savings! Plus free chow.

Ex-PH2

I was out for a while, doing stuff.

Anything important happen while I was away?

Frankie Cee

Yeah, some lucky sumbitch named Wilted Willy got his third first. I hope he is that lucky with his medical issues. A little South of you, in Chi town, the locals are cleaning guns, polishing their brass knuckles, and getting ready for the 1st weekend in December street parties.

Thunderstixx

They don’t have any guns in Chicago. It’s a completely gun free city and everybody follows the law down there.
Oh, those murders tht you see all the time, well, they are just a figment of your imagination.
Chicago is a perfect utopian city. It’s been run by #libidiots for so many years that everybody toes the line !!!

Frankie Cee

As I checked court records in Polk County, Florida, I noticed that Stolen Valorist Kyle Barwan, (who also uses his brother Josh’s name as an alias), has been credited with 159 days time served, to help knock off his 20 month prison sentence. Ol’ “Stretched” will like that move.

thebesig

He wanted people to believe that he wore a uniform and served, well, he doesn’t have to do much convincing of that fact… Here’s a “replay” of Kyle Barwan, the dunking bird phony, the phony veteran, being given the opportunity to serve while wearing the uniform, not what he’d brag about… They even show a picture of him looking like a dunking bird:

http://wfla.com/2017/05/25/man-arrested-for-stolen-valor-for-third-time-in-polk-county/

HMCS(FMF) ret

The guy on the left is checking him out… probably wanting to ask him out on a date to the BTJT Deli…

Green Thumb

He wants to dilly-dally his man-hole.

A Proud Infidel®™

Once Kyle Christopher Barwan gets out I wonder if he’ll even last five minutes until he goes right back to his con games?

Frankie Cee

His father said that he started lying as soon as he could talk, and that he will never do anything else. He will not work, has no intention of working, and will do anything that he can to avoid working. Having been in jail in the past, knowing what it is like, he apparently sees this as a good place to spend his time. He did his best to get sentenced, he must love it.

Cheese Eater McBlobfish

I’m not fat, I just have a food retention problem.

Cheese,
Dennis Howard Chevalier
Denny H. Chevalier

Ex-PH2

Just a reminder that on 12/15, someone will be leaving one special place for another special place. The question will be can he behave himself or will he jump the fence?

thebesig

I believe that he already jumped the fence… His keyboard followed him over. 🙄

Ex-PH2

Here’s another bit of Da Strange. Watching the La Plata, MO, railcam on the ‘net, when the Amtrak pulled in for its regularly scheduled stop, two troopers showed up and went to the last car, to wait for it to open.
When it did, the door was closed behind them. Other passengers got off. Then the two troopers exited the last car with someone who looked like he was wearing his pajamas and a panama hat, and escorted him out of the camera’s view.

I wondered what that was all about, but decided it was some old gasbag who got drunk and disorderly in the dining car and made a nuisance of himself, so the cops were called on him.

Or maybe there was a robbery and he was the chief suspect… or a couple of musicians saw him at the bus garage on North Clark Street in Chicago on St. Valentine’s Day when all those machine guns were shooting up the place, and ID’d him as one of the shooters…. but what do I know? Watch Some Like It Hot.