John Giduck returns
We’re told that with the passing of his arch-enemy WeaponsMan, Kevin O’Brien, fat boy liar John Giduck, the fellow who parlayed less than two months of Army service into a career of special forces advisor to law enforcement, is cranking up his public relations machine in hopes of making more stolen valor dollars.
He’s beginning his campaign at Vance Outdoors of Obetz, Ohio;
From John Giduck, you’ll learn valuable knowledge to help you recognize, avoid or deal with an active shooter or mass hostage situation. These horrific acts may be committed by single or multiple domestic or foreign terrorists. You will learn how optimum skills and methods minimize your own risk as well as the risk to hostages.
John Giduck was in the Army long enough to do some drill and ceremony and pull some fire guard in the barracks and that’s about it. He’ll probably impart some of his Yoda-wisdom on shovel combat, though.
Giduck took a number of people to court in order to continue his playacting and that came to nothing but embarrassment for him and a big win for the stolen valor community. It’s time to crank our own PR machine back to life and spread the word to nip Giduck’s latest attempt at self-aggrandizement in the bud.
Read why some folks believe that Giduck is a known security risk because of his connections to foreign entities.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see a lot of flaming squirrel flares in our future.
Squirrels lives matter!
I damn neared lost my eye when I poked it with the tiny umbrella in my Flaming Squirrel. That’s the last time that I go to an employee appreciation night with Psaul; he dragged me all the way out to DuPont Circle, and all of the barstools in the establishment were upside down.
OK, setting up trip-flares and toe-poppers on the perimeter, to be augmented by strategically placed claymores.
Also hitting the PX for a case of popcorn and several cases of Shiner.
This is gonna get interesting.
PSA:
John Giduck is not a real special forces advisor.
John Giduck is a liar.
John Giduck is a fraud.
John Giduck will not help you stay alive in a gun battle.
John Giduck will not help you keep any hostages alive.
John Giduck deserves to be welded in an iron box and left in the summer sun.
@Graybeard~
Did you say
John Giduck is not a real special forces advisor.
John Giduck is a liar.
John Giduck is a fraud.
John Giduck will not help you stay alive in a gun battle.
John Giduck will not help you keep any hostages alive.
John Giduck deserves to be welded in an iron box and left in the summer sun?
If so, than you for got to say that he’s also a Sparkle Pony who fornicates with Swamp Donkeys.
Just thought you’d like to know.
Thanks, Coastie – but I try to leave something for others to add as their contribution to the barrage.
;D
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
So, let me get this straight because I don’t want to screw it up…
John Giduck is not a real special forces advisor.
John Giduck is a liar.
John Giduck is a fraud.
John Giduck will not help you stay alive in a gun battle.
John Giduck will not help you keep any hostages alive.
John Giduck deserves to be welded in an iron box and left in the summer sun.
John Giduck is also a Sparkle Pony who fornicates with Swamp Donkeys.
Did I get it right?
Isn’t it exactly this sort of shit that would fall under the 2013 SV Act?
Oh, I forgot. Prosecutors don’t touch shit like this cause it isn’t “sexy” enough to prosecute.
Remind me how much faith I have in the judicial system in this country thanks to fucktards like him, Bernath, et al?
Oh yeah, none.
Actually a lot would depend what Giduck aka ” The turd with a face” puts up in his ads and tells people in this new venture.
I saw nothing in that blurb that says he came about his knowledge from US Military training.
Jesus, What a giant, steaming pile of……
(lobs a softball pitch at GreenThumb)
If that softball pitch is anything like I’ve seen the college girls’ softball team “lob” I don’t have a snowballs’ chance in a Texas August of hitting it.
I thought, first and foremost, was that old canon ‘John Giduck, the turd with a face’. Have times changed?
Apparently he’s a floaty turd that just won’t flush. And keeps coming round and round and round.
John Giduck – the winner of the This Aint Hell 2013 Stolen Valor Championship (toughest field evah) and the turd with a face!
what a read. How could any legitimate company host John Giduck?
John Giduck, THE ONLY ONE who could beat Phildo Monkress in the 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament.
well, a guy’s gotta make a living…..looks like ya’ll interfered with his rice bowl.
The dude could go back to being a lawyer. He actually has documented training and experience in that field. From what I understand, he also needs the practice.
Yeah, but something about dating your cop-killer client doesn’t sit well with the Bar in most states.
And yeah, reading some of his filings makes me think he went to the Dan Bernath School of Shotgun and Bullshit Legal Tactics. And he’s even less successful at it.
He could be fellatating hobos, winos and occasional trucker behind the local greasy spoon… that seems to be more his speed.
John Giduck is a slimy turd
John Giduck is an overzealous polyp burglar
John Giduck is a lying sack of pig testicles
John Giduck has never been Special Forces
John Giduck is scared of his own shadow
John Giduck will get you killed.
John Giduck is a rectal tear that will not heal, I think he needs to be cauterized.
Apparently he’s a floaty turd that just won’t flush. And keeps coming round and round and round.
“Overzealous polyp burglar”
I’m adding that to the Wall of Insults®™
*snerk*
I see that there is a comments section at the Vance Outdoors link up top…
Hmm….
Awww crap, they do comments using Facebook
Well…
I just can’t refuse a dare…
so I’m the first over there to comment from what I could see !!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
John Giduck, the turd with a face ~!!!!!~
John Giduck, the Stolen Valor Winner of 2013 from the crowd at This Ain’t Hell Blog !!!
Go over there to see what the real Veterans with more than 2 months of service think of this… Thing…
(PG-13 rating)…
Unless you posted in the last 10 second, nuh-uh.
Only two posts showing up there, and yours ain’t one.
Nah, Stixx, I posted that up there: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=72083&cpage=1#comment-2989704
Hmmmm… the link posted above doesn’t work anymore.
I live near that store, and I shop there (to the tune of several thousand dollars over the years … even more if you count my brother and my son shopping there as well). I’ve called and spoke with management and left messages for them to do their due diligence. They’ve ignored me, so they will no longer get my/our hard earned dollars.
Hey, if they want John “Lying Sack o shit embellisher/national security risk” to be associated with their place of business and also risk their own reputation not to mention put their own qualifications at risk by associating with someone that is a well documented instability and at the very least, poor judgement.
If Vance doesn’t respond, you might consider contacting your local TV news as they generaly like covering Stolen Valor thieves. If they don’t seem interested, then go to the local newspaper. Every thing even a lazy cub reporter would need to know about Giduck seems to be clearly spelled out and sourced on that blog.
It sounds like they received your message, Gravel.
Is that a turd with a face?
Apparently he’s a floaty turd that just won’t flush. And keeps coming round and round and round.
John Giduck keeps coming back like a shitty case of Herpes.
Make sure you go over to the site and comment with some of the characteristic wit of the crowd of REAL veterans over here !!!
I dare you !!!
John Giduck, the winner of the pig dick look-alike contest of 2017 !!!
Guarantee – they have already paid his fees up-front, and can’t get a refund. So they are going to bury their heads in the sand, dig in their heels, stick their fingers in their ears and scream “LALALALALALALA” at the top of their ears. Facebook comments will be deleted, phone messages and emails will be ignored, and letters will be shredded. I predict that Vance Outdoors will not be moved.
But that’s just me.
$100 to attend?
BBBBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( no fucking way ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Uh, Geetwillikers – can we cash in on your guarantee now?
A beer for each of us? Make mine a Shiner Bock, please.
Uhh…. as happy as I am to be wrong, I am going to have to lawer myself out of buying any beverages. I never stated what I was offering as my guarantee. (I know, I know – that’s a very Bernathian defense.)
How about I just say – it’s nice to be proven wrong, and that this crow tastes just like chicken?
Well, I tried!
Taking advantage of a dead man with a great reputation.
Asslicker.
his class has been rescheduled it seems…. fee is now $0.00 and there is no description at all for the class
AND the link is now 404
BABY!!
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https://www.vanceoutdoors.com/range/john-giduck-multiple-terrorist-threats
Pointing out the realities of Giduck’s past with actual evidence has a way of doing that. I’d say more no than in 2012 because people now see Russia as a threat.
The dude is a walking sh1tshow whose talked himself into places and activities that were WAY over his bulbous head.
Glad to see that Vance is rethinking the seminar in light of how it would likely affect their business.
For those who are in a position to do so, kind notes of appreciate for their response and condolences for being duped by the jerk might be in order.
Well GEE WHIZ, did they see some writing on their walls?
The Vance Outdoors FB page is open for comments
The cocksucker is plying his phony trade only a few miles from where I was born and raised. Even though I haven’t lived in Hamilton Township for almost forty years, I still have friends with LEO connections who might be able to bring some heat on the asshole.
I imagine they’ll enjoy playing “Wack-A-Mole” with John Giduck, the Stolen Valor Winner of 2013.
John Giduck, the turd with a face is BACK like a shitty case of Herpes!
John Giduck the Stolen Valor Winner of 2013 shows off his Stolen Valor Trophy wearing a flea infested hair shirt and dead raccoon hair and is doomed to continue to rehash his gargling glittery gargoyle gonads on Ground Hog day for the rest of his life.
Fukk Apple.
https://www.facebook.com/vanceoutdoorsinc/
I am slightly confused…
Is John Giduck a liar?
Did John Giduck train with Spetsnaz?
Has John Giduck trained with US Army Special Forces?
Was John Giduck accused of Stolen Valor?
Was it found that John Giduck grossly mislead people into thinking he served as an MOS qualified Soldier?
And, a final question was John Giduck at the Tragedy at Belsan while it unfolded?
And I’ll take my answers off the air…while I take down my John Giduck poster and throw away my John Giduck action figure, it’s been shedding all over anyway.
John Giduck likes young men.
That clears it up! Thanks GT
This dude was always in The False Commander’s “Phony” Phil Monkress’ shadow.
But then again, Giduck is the turd with a face.
Just keep making sure people know…..
Email sent suggesting a little research may be in order.
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Umm, don’t rejoice too soon. Vance Outdooors merely substituted John Giduck’s buddy, David Grossman:
https://www.vanceoutdoors.com/range/david-grossman-the-bullet-proof-mind