John Giduck in the news
One of our buddies sends us a link to a local news story in Kansas about John Giduck whose credentials are being questioned in regards to a lecture that he’s supposed to give at Johnson County Community College;
JoCo resident and special armed forces veteran, Jeff Forker, wants the school to do some checking before bringing the international terrorism speaker to town.
John Giduck has been the target of multiple internet websites or blogs. Forker said as a resident of the county, he questions Giduck’s scheduled August 16, full-day appearance at JCCC.
“If a small portion of these accusations made by my special forces brothers are true, then public safety is at risk, tax dollars are at risk, and honor of course,” Forker said.
Those online accusations, many from the special operations community, is that Giduck is essentially a fraud. One blog said he flaunts his Special Operations Association Membership, even though it is just “honorary.” Others said there’s no proof Giduck spent nearly 20 years in Russia, as his bio on his website reads.
Yeah, and there’s the fact that his entire military career spans less than two months. That makes him marginally familiar with drill & ceremony and the law of land warfare, but not anti-terror operations. Last year he tried to sue several members of the SOCNET community for destroying the business that he had built on his lies. Not only were the defendants found to be not responsible for their comments, the judge made Giduck pay their legal costs.
Now if Johnson County Community College wants to go ahead and have Giduck speak to their students, that’s their choice, but it makes the faculty of the college look pretty ridiculous for hosting a known fraud – the only skill he has is banging other people on the head with a combat entrenching tool in a way that makes everyone think he’s some kind of weapons expert. He’s even sucked in the folks at The History Channel with his childish bullshit;
Since I saw Giduck on The Military Channel with his stupid shovel drills, I question everything I see on that channel these days. If I were paying for my child’s education at JCCC and saw Giduck’s name as a lecturer, I’d jerk my kid out of school. WHo knows what other ass monkeys they have lecturing there.
Category: Phony soldiers
@ #47: OK, AC, I finally watched the %#$@ video and attempted to take notes. Impossible to do while laughing at the level the video inspired!
My take away is that I could fend off a battalion of bad guys using a mechanical pencil, or maybe even a pine twig, if I can get them to all attack in a well choreographed fashion.
The only course Giduck should be teaching is on how to flunk out of BCT in 60 days or less; the dipshit’s not qualified to teach anything else about military matters…
John Gidduck, Combat Majorette
Man, I’d like to see what he can do with a rake!
OK, I stand corrected. I misread and thought of the 50’s (60’s(?) song “Yakety Yak”, which wouldn’t be a bad fit, either!
As for Giduck himself, just like Paul Wickre, the song “Get a Job” could apply, Paul Wickre will have one hell of a time finding any job other than washing dishes at Greasy joe’s Bar & Grill!
Oh Shit….watched that video….I think a little piece of my brain just broke.
Finally got around to watching the video… Everything I could say has been said. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here…
Oh yeah, I always carried my etool On every mission! What a fucking poser!
@57. Awesome screen name. Seems liget John
Anyone happen to the see movie “The Survivors” with Robin Williams and Walter Matthau?
This Giduck video reminds me of that movie.
I don’t know who looks more retarded, the instructor or the dumbasses that signed up for the class. Where’s Doc Holiday and his twirling tin cup?
I did not know, before finding TAH, that becoming a part of this elite group included a program with the title “Laugh Your Fat Ass Off”, but I do want provide an endorsement.
I have dropped at least one dress size, possibly two, and now my pants are falling off.
And this just proves that laughter IS the best medicine.
@60, USMCE8, Yeah, you’re right on the money, I’d forgotten that flick until you mentioned it!
@60. “Shoot the boombox first. It destroys their will to fight.”
USMCE8Ret-“What are you going to say when Jack gets here? Hi Jack, want some pancakes?”
Clown.
I don’t know about you guys, but two months in the military automatically makes you an expert on Rosikaya Spetsinogo Naznachenya shoveling shit… nothing says Authentic like the last name Giduck, Ducking the Government Issue…
John Giduck is definitely an expert at talking and throwing shit around!
His video reminds me of an old Rudy Ray Moore movie.
Rudy Ray kicked ass but due to his age they had to speed up the fight sequences.
Rudy Ray was the man.
The Disco Godfather.
Weak ass turds, Giduck and his boys are. They can’t even compete.
#68, More like talking and shoveling shit around
[…] NYC USN (Ret.) sends us this video he made in response to John Giduck’s Shovel warfare video for your […]
“Roi-ight – now, let’s see what you do when you are attacked by a man weilding -a- ba-na-na!” (apologies to John Cleese.)
I just tried to watch this on YouTube and found that Mr. Giduck has disabled comments and ratings for this video……gee, I wonder why? 🙂
@14 ……Hack, didn’t you do the same thing but instead of a shovel weren’t you using a hand held multimeter and test leads??? I also think this technique would be awesome with an FCC-100…….think we can get some from DRMO?
@72. “First, you disarm him. Then…You EAT the bah-nah-nah.”