Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of . . . Dumb
I’ve been busy lately, so this article was a bit delayed.
Seems as if a certain dipstick jerk “fine fellow” (or perhaps a group of Dandy Remarkable Guys) is at it again. My friend Birdie tells me that I’ve been “found” – again.
This time, I’m once again SF. But this time, I’m apparently a member of the 20th Special Forces Group. Or maybe I’m a former member of 20th SFGA; Dingus WetPeaBrain (and/or his cronies, if he had any) wasn’t exactly clear on that point this time around.
(sigh) And once again . . . Doofus Maximus of the Skydiving Clown Kind and/or his cohorts, if any, are out to lunch. As usual. You’d think they’d learn a lesson after being wrong at least 15 times previously, but I guess not.
The guy they’ve wrongly identified as me this time around doesn’t need the grief, so I’m not going to publish his name or photo here. Suffice it to say that I’ve never been assigned to 20th SFGA – so this new guy being me is a “NO GO” from square one.
But hey, at least they’ve been pretty consistently identifying me as an Army BAMF lately. I’m no longer being misidentified as a Navy SEAL or Diver. (smile)
OK, recap time. As I noted above, this is now at least the sixteenth damn time that Blunder ChickenChoker and/or his friends have erroneously identified someone else as being me. The true total is probably higher; I’ve doubtless missed one or two of their bogus “identifications”.
This time around, I’m allegedly a current or former SF SNCO. The two times before this, supposedly I’ve been a current or former SF NCO and a serving Engineer 1SG (see here and here).
Prior to that, I’ve been misidentified as both a retired SF Major and SGM; a serving Army officer; a retired law professor who served in the Army during the Eisenhower administration; a bona fide war hero with multiple high decorations for valor whose name I’m keeping private; 4 different Navy SEALs; a Navy diver; a deceased Army GO; a different longtime commenter at TAH; and a guy who occasionally writes a sports column for a newspaper in the Midwest.
If you want to read the details, follow the second link above – and continue following links. I’m not going to take the time to link each previous article individually; there are just too damn many of them now.
Sheesh. I guess dumbasses gonna continue being dumbasses regardless. But you’d think that they’d eventually learn.
Give it up, Dorkus WitLessOne. You should be worrying about getting the help you obviously need instead of worrying about who I am. Otherwise, I’m guessing this could end up your theme song someday.
But if you – and any of your cronies – want to continue, just remember: one of the best things about the First Amendment is that it helps us identify morons easily. (Hat tip to longtime TAH commenter Bobo for the original version of that sentiment.)
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit
DuLLaSS WiTaSticKUphisBUngFeld thought he had me pegged as well a few years back on a now pulled REDDIT posting that was started by another poser who called out TAH.
It’s taken him/them how many years to at least narrow the field to the US Army? Which may or may not even be correct??
If their goal was to prove conclusively their collective lack of investigative abilities, they did that long ago. They can just stop. Unfortunately, they apparently will not stop until compelled to do so.
Hey, dumbasses – nobody cares about your hurt feelings. Quit demanding that we care because that ain’t ever gonna happen. Get over it.
Over. Yes, all that is soooo very over.
Ok, Mr. Witless…and your other bullshit artist, Mr. Bernath…
How to make everyone’s Saturday better.
GET THE FUCK LOST, PERMAMENTLY!!
I have a sneaking suspicion that once Bernath gets his ass handed to him or plowed by Tiny and Thor, Dallas is just going to sit in a corner and quietly drown himself in PBR until he’s found via wellness check after the smell from his trailer becomes too unbearable for anyone around.
JMHO.
You forgot Bubba and Julio. Many in jail “never forget” Bubba and Julio…
Are you Chuck Norris beard?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
I AM HONDO!!!
im sorry animal ,but i am Hondo
But what if I self-identify as Hondo?
I accept your right to be Hondo.
Does that mean it’s left to me to be Hondo this week? Hot damn!
No. I pull that duty this weekend. Posted schedule says so. (Can’t show you ’cause I ate my copy after viewing it earlier.)
Sorry, I already did. Can we both self-identify as Hondo?
I am Hondo; and I actually served in the 19th SFGA. So, the Witless Wonder is only off by two digits, which, coincidentally, is the number of them which comprise his IQ–likely in the low 60’s, but dropping due to excessive consumption of alcohol and DRG cocktails.
I may, or may not, be Hondo.
It could be that I can run a mile in 3:56.
I could be that The Witless Ones get smart.
The probabilities are about the same all the way around.
I remember the old commercial jingle…
“Follow the leader… He is a HONDO……”
I might be garbling it a bit.
Oh, here we go. I don’t understand why I have to keep posting this, but even my cat knows that Hondo is John Wayne, fer Pete’s sake!
The problem is that Hondo could have been Shane, too. He was out near the mountains a few weeks ago. Come back, Shane!!!
DullASS…prime Baker Act candidate, will likely be found in his single-wide in the ghettos of central Florida, liver beyond redemption, buried under empty beer cans in a Hoarders-esque scene.
Fortunately, the whole scene will be moved to the nearest landfill in one fell swoop, and the world will brighten up just a little bit that day.
Seriously, Dallas–get help. Professional help. AA. Counseling. Whatever. It used to be somewhat amusing, but watching you go down this path is just pathetic and sad. Remember, sometimes even death ain’t the bottom.
When he passes on, he’ll be found in his single-wide full of empty bottles of Thunderbird and generic beer cans with an APL-approved Phildo (with patented “GORILLA FIST action”) up his ass and “What, What (in the butt)” playing on an 8-track player, while dressed in a Disney Princess costume…
That sight would be easier to handle than the video of him that got posted last week.
I’ve always wanted a 6 pack of generic beer. You know, the white can with black block letters that just says “BEER”….
DuLlAsS WiTlEsSfArT aka *SLUUUURRRRP!*41, sniveling lackey to a disbarred Attorney and his master have falsely identified AT LEAST 13 others of being me, the shmendricks! Among those they’ve accused ar a former USN SEAL and a Green Beret as well as a few others and the disbarred attorney told me on one thread that the only way for him to cease accusing innocents of being me was for me to voluntarily surrender my true identity to him and that was after he gloatingly told me he would find me himself, ditto with his SnIvElInG LaCkEy, fuck the both of them and I think about how happy everyone would be if they both disappeared like Jimmy Hoffa!
CoCkSlUuUuRrRrPeTh41 still trying to ID people? He should be prepping his anal buttsekks buttbuddie for his incarceration in jail (cockmeat sammiches, tube steak, ghey whey and nut butter) instead of tying to ID people.
God knows how the skydiving gerbil felcher actually functions in society with 1 3/4 working brain cells in his dome… and that’s on a “good” day!
FUCK YOU QUEEFERS!
I don’t think ex-OS2 has rolled out of his rack just yet. May be down in the galley getting powdered scrambled eggs with the consistency of rubber, toast from stale bread, and fake bacon. Anyone want to fill in the blanks until he shows up for the watch?
OKAY, I dood it.
Cocksucker.
Thank you for the cover API!
KaBlam!!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Smells like…Victory!
Late night in Haifa, thank you for covering Ex-PH2!
The powdered eggs, stale toast, fake bacon and purple bug juice tasted like Shoney’s Buffet the night after drinking, bon appetite!
With everything (except for the purple bug juice) smothered in Navy-issue ketchup and hot sauce.
Good eatin’!
Delicious!
I had forgotten about ‘bug juice’.
It was a very memorable experience the first time that I saw Navy bug juice powder being used to clean urinals in the heads aboard USS GUADALCANAL (LPH-7).
TINS (This Is No Shit).
It also worked miracles removing coffee stains from the padded vinyl flooring in CIC, Boom!
And it cleans stainless steel shitters like you wouldn’t believe.
And the grease pencil residue off the status boards, the possibilities were endless!!
Just guarding the fort, so to speak, ex-OS2. Dirty thankless job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
🙂
Wait a minute – just checked the schedule and it seems to be MY weekend to be Hondo!
Switching comm to 46/2782-3. Review previously announced off-hour duty rotation. Implement Change 14 at 1036 hours.
Over.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE this is ROGER FOX DOG… ABLE BAKER CHARLIE this is ROGER FOX DOG… CAN YOU READ ME?????
4.5 x 4.5
Oh wow, man – someone’s talkin’ pretty bad about Roger . . . .
(smile)
Can I re-primer the jeep?
Think it was Hot wire,,,
Have you sustained any casualties?
Matter of fact, the whole platoon is wiped out!
SREYWAL cypher text code change to PU-2U2 subcypher scramble OU812 at code hour THX 1138?
(((((OVER)))))
That’s a big 10-4, API.
In the clear. Roger, Wilco.
(Anybody seen Roger?)
Park the 4-wheelers and commence upload of alternate modalities.
Hey, man… someone’s talking bad about Roger!?!?!?
Roger. Out.
Great minds think alike, eh? (smile)
Damn, Hondo.
And here I was thinking you lost your stalker…..
Who the hell is Hondo?
What is a Hondo?
Well, it ain’t an itty-bitty Japanese car.
Right, that would be a HondA. But they aren’t so itty bitty anymore. But I have heard Hondo drives one. So that factoid should give the DRG boi’s just the info they need to narrow their search and ID him.
It’s the loop that ties a lasso to the saddle horn..
Or a BAMF
Hey Hondo… wanna fix the “stalker” problem?
Just ID yourself as a certain SJW that spews his idiocy here.
Problem solved.
I find satisfaction in knowing you as Hondo while visiting TAH. Nothing more is needed. Can you just imagine the boring and lonely life of the kind of person that puts time, energy and focus into learning your identity?
No offense to your true identity Hondo, but I have better things to do.
There’s an ulterior motive for the DRG, though. They are desperately attempting to learn the identities of Hondo, Proud, and a few others in an effort to add them to their frivolous lawsuits, SWAT actions, etc.
Still,,,,, a pitiful existence.
Most definitely. Watching that latest video of him makes you wonder how someone could degenerate that far.
I remember a term that my Dad used for people that engaged in the BS that QuEeFeRs and Danni-boi engage in on an hourly basis… “mental masturbation”.
Ok. I will start.
I….
am HONDO!!
There has to be a movie made from all of this. I have two titles in the hopper, just waiting for some Hollywood big shots to throw some money my way to start filming. It’s going to be named “Desperately Seeking Hondo” or “There’s Something About Hondo”.
“Saving SGM Hondo”
“Three Mensches And A Hondo”?
If when they decide make a film of Daniel Bernath’s accomplishments (to be entered in the short film category at the Oscars), it will be known as “Little Photoshop Of Horrors”.
I self-identify as Hondo. Oh, wait. . .
Je suis Hondo.
Ich bin Hondo.
ME HONDO
“Hondo only pawn in game of life.”
RIP, Alex Karras.
Ese senor era de mi pueblo natal….
Y antes de que lo olvide….
YO SOY HONDO!
I’m honored to be in such stellar company. In an argument about two years ago with a certain low speed, high drag lawer member of the DRG I, a lowly Army E-5 tower supervisor and team leader, was accused of being Hondo.
I would have thought they knew who you were from your modeling days…
SF wear “action pants” And Hondo had to appreciate the “extra large snack sack”.
(smile)
Note the dog eyeing the”action zone”.
Fah queue. (smile)
BHWHAHAHAHAHA
😂 😂. 😂. 😂. 😂
I
AM
HONDO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a Bunch of 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
QuEeFeRs *SLUUUUURRP!*41 still makes his claims of being a legit Vietnam LRP and if he is he’s still yet to tell us his RECONDO Class Number.
I’m not Hondo, but I did stay in a holiday inn express once….
It seems to me that these guys keep running various people up the flagpole as Hondo because they just like effing with people. If they get the right guy someday that is nice for them, but not really that important to the game…
Bernath’s most recent filing, (written March 14, 2017), is the funniest thing I have read in a month. Remember when he told us that he was disabled because of his Tinnitus? Or when he said that having to catheterize himself was his disability? Or when he said that his inability to walk was what got his claim? Now, he has become more honest. He claims to be a:
100% US Navy Combat Zone Mentally Disabled Veteran
Yep, no shit, he is claiming that he is batshit crazy. I thought that ThE wItLeSs OnE had that title.
Daniel A. Bernath is going to have to have documentation for the judge for that claim. Dallas Whitgenfeld can just offer his video to validate himself.