Once Again, Into the . . . Idiocy
Welcome back my friends, to the dumb that never ends . . . .
Had a visit the other day. My little friend Birdie came to visit – with news.
Yeah, those idiotic jerks “fine fellows” we “know and love” in the DRG are at it again. Once again, I’ve been “identified”. Oh no! “The horror . . . the horror!”
Well, no – not really. They’re just as accurate this time as they have been the previous fourteen times.
In other words: they Fornicated Fido yet again. Not even close.
But hey, I should count my blessings – it looks like they’re back to their old tricks. Once again, they’ve taken to identifying me as a true BAMF. I suppose that’s better than many other possibilities. Hell, they could have identified me as being some Metrosexual Clintoon supporter – but they didn’t!
Anyway: this time, those dumbcluck jholes fine individuals have “identified” me as being a retired SF NCO. He doesn’t need their grief, so I’ll refrain from naming him.
But really, DRC: California? The freaking Granola State? Live there? Me?
Puh-leeze. To paraphrase someone from the 80s who had just as “winning” a personality as you guys: “You cannot be serious!”
Now, I’ve been to parts of California. It’s scenic, and it seems a nice place to visit. There’s plenty to do there, and the weather is nice. (Well, at least in SoCal. Froze my azz off the few times I had business in the Bay area.) You wanna live in a beautiful place that’s also a Socialist cesspool trying its damnedest to regress to Third World economic status through stupid public policy and governmental over-regulation, be my guest.
But me live there? Oh, hell no! Not now; not ever. Ain’t gonna happen unless and until that crazy place returns to political sanity. And I just don’t think I’ll live long enough to see that.
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OK, obligatory recap time. This is at least misidentification number fifteen – and I say “at least” because that count only includes the ones I’ve seen or which Birdie has mentioned to me. I’m sure there were at least one or two others I missed.
This time around, I’m a retired SF NCO. Last time, according to the DRG I was a 1SG in an Army Engineer unit. The time before that, purportedly I was a bona fide war hero with multiple high decorations for valor.
I’ve previously been misidentified by those tools as both a retired SF Major and SGM; a serving Army officer; a retired law professor who served in the Army during the Eisenhower administration; 4 different Navy SEALs; a Navy diver; a deceased Army GO; a different longtime commenter at TAH; and a guy who occasionally writes a sports column for a newspaper in the Midwest. If you want to read the details, follow the link at the second link above – and continue following links. I’m not going to take the time to link each previous article individually; there are too many of them now.
So far, the DRG is batting “Oh-fer” – whiffing every time. They’ve now whiffed at least 15 consecutive times. I don’t see that changing any time soon.
But hey: at least they’re consistent. Sorta. (smile)
Keep wasting yer time if you want, DRG. It’s a free country.
But, honestly – I’m getting a bit worried about you folks. It’s beginning to seem to me that the following accurately sums up your behavior. And that’s not good.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, WTF?
Still disbarred kamikaze Bernath and DRG.
We all know who Hondo is.
Indeed, his real name is Hondo McHondoface.
I am HONDO!
Retired Army General Chuck Campbell is Hondo ;).
Was, actually. He passed away this past February.
So, either that’s wasn’t me . . . or this is getting “Twilight Zone” freaky. (smile)
And, FWIW – that was actually one of the early mis-identifications. Wrong then, and kinda obviously wrong now. (smile)
Wait a minute!
Aren’t you the fellow who mows my lawn on Mondays?
I thought you were. He keeps coming over from NAVSTAGLAKES and brings apples with him. I had to make a pie for him.
If you aren’t him, then who is he?
I guess they think you wear a lot of hats so that means a lot of titles also. Next it will be retired Astronaut Hondo we’re looking for you!!
For the benefit of a tenderfoot…who are these people and WTF is their game?
I know about Bernath, but is he running some kind of society for the protection of exposed posers?
He’s the the god father of posers..
OG all the way
They’re like the Superfriends except the only powers they have are being complete fuckups.
Wondertwin powers activate! Form of-a coconut! Shape of-an empty fuel tank!
Google This Ain’t Hell with the following last names: Wittgenfeld, Chevalier, Wickre, Monkress.
All will become apparent.
Hondo,
I have met Hondo, and you sir are no Hondo.
I mean …
Never mind.
Next thing we’ll hear from Dickless Danni-boi and his buttbuddy QuEeFeRs is that Hondo is really… Commissar!
///runs and hides///
No, Commissar is my alter ego. It sucks to be me when I’m not, if you know what I mean and if you know what I means please explain it to me because I sure as hell don’t. Clear?
OK, Righhhhhttttt….
Uh-huh.
It worries me that I followed that.
Lars deserves the DRG.
Smegma stained membership for ione L. Taylor
Baker Act, Danny-boi. Time to start considering the consequences of your actions.
And what’s gonna happen when those supposedly “untouchable” assets of yours get ripped, bruh? You and the little lady gonna live out of the back seat of DullASS’ rusted out 84 Caprice?
At some point, he’s gonna feel the pain, either financial or judicial from inside a jail cell. Just a matter of time anymore.
Now Hondo, you don’t need to be dropping hints like that. If the DRC ever gets its collective shit together, they might actually figure out that you’re really John McEnroe.
Here we see the fungus-faced roach turd-brained DISBARRED dingleberry of delusion striking out yet again. He accused at LEAST thirteen innocent Men, among tham a Navy SEAL, a former Green Beret, a Fox News Contributor,… I remember his trolling me on Disqus with his anti-Semitic rants and comments as well as on that Stolen Valor episode of the Lars Larson show where he and QuEeFeRs *SLUUUUURRRRRP!*41 accused at least the first three of being me. I bet that fart muffin has made quite a name for himse;f among legitimate Attorneys, especially when they congregate and tell courtroom war stories. I bet every legit Attorney’s story about Bernath begins with something like “You think you’ve seen courtroom stupidity? Well let me tell you about THIS moron…” I bet he’s still internet famous in the Aviation Community for his moronic lawsuit over the plane he wrecked, the one he purchased and registered in his Daughter’s name, since when in his life HASN’T he been a miserable, hateful little wart on the ass of society, the no-load poltroon of a dingleberry on an inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey’s ass?
ladies and gentlemen…..i am hondo
Well I’ve been to Hondo, New Mexico.
So I’m Hondo
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I haven’t been to Hondo, New Mexico, so I am Hondo.
I heard from Jared Stern that Elaine Ricci is Hondo.
I was thinking about that. Why do we never see Hondo and Elaine Ricci in the same place at the same time? Think about it.
Damn, GDC. It’s always the obvious that I miss. Best place to hide something? In plain view.
Heck, bet you all didn’t even know that Hondo has his own merchandise for sale?
We can now all have a bit of Hondo in our lives.
Keep Calm and Respira (breathe) Hondo!!!
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Low profiles are good. Anyone can be tracked down but it really helps trackers when you post on social media and share tidbits about your life that seem innocuous but, in the wrong hands, can be quite revealing. On the other hand, it’s fun to pepper the trail (Cool Hand Luke) and to run misdirection plays when you know someone is trying to track you.
AHA!! I know who Hondo is!!
It’s been right there, in front of us all this time.
Senior Chief Don Shipley!!
My evidence…….
https://youtu.be/e1GKZoFb294?t=49
Well, with all the misidentifications, at least they are promoting diversity. That’s supposed to be a good thing these days, according to the SJW.
I am Hondo.
Je Suis Hondo!
Hondo…and still proud of it!
Not Hondo. Wouldn’t know it was Hondo iffin Hondo was standing right over there.
Sooo, while I don’t think that Hondo is anywhere near my AOR, how would I really know? How would any of you know?? And the DRG certainly would not know. Honda, if you are here, welcome. If not, well OK.
Maybe Hondo is a pseudonym of Michael Moore. Yeah. That’s it. Hondo is a Hollyweird producer. That might explain Hondo’s ability to correctly spell flint.
Very clever, OWB. You MUST be Hondo.
#HondoisnotmyPresident
All we need to know is that Hondo knows Jack Shit. As long as that is the case, everything else is irrelevant.
Speaking of Jack, has he been around lately?
Besides, IDC SARC is Hondo.
I’ve seen the whole family (Jack, Holy, Fulla, Ima and Dip) just last weekend at the Shit family reunion… boy, oh boy, it was stinky there…
HONDO knows me.
Hi, Jack, how ya doin’? Long time, no smell. Been missin’ ya.
But, Hondo, how are the DRG boys ever going to find you, when we are all Hondo? Like many others here, I have posted many times as Hondo. We are all Hondo. BaHAHAA.
Louis L’Amour knew Hondo.
https://sites.google.com/site/suddenseries/home/louis-l-amour—hondo
He was a big man, wide-shouldered with the lean, hard-boned face of the desert rider.
I heard Hondo was meeting with The Donald this afternoon. Possible cabinet position?
I have it from a reliable source that tomorrow at noon he will be at an open house in the 6900 block of Wilson Lane in Bethesda MD.
I also heard from a reliable sources friends mom on the in-law side second removed that it is at 1300 tomorrow and that Hondo’s body double will be in Las Vegas.
I was Hondo, but that was last month. Now I think API is Hondo.
Or not.
What month do I have it? I haven’t checked the watch bill lately.
I didn’t check the roster, I don’t know whose day it is to be Hondo. Who runs the DA 6?
To know the Hondo you must be the Hondo.
If you look deep down inside, you will realize that there is a little bit of Hondo in all of us. And if you look at the bottom of your shoe, you would swear that that dog shit stuck in the treads of your shoe looks just like Daniel Bernath.
I looked but all I found was last night’s chili. I won’t be looking inside again.
HONDO is like ELVIS, he’s EVERYWHERE:
Serious question here; Each time that resident genius Daniel Bernath identifies a new Hondo, does he send notification to the last person that he misidentified as Hondo that he (or she) is no longer entitled to the rights and privileges of being Jondo, to include but not pre-flight boarding priority, a free car wash with the purchase of 8 gallons of gasoline, and extra packets of ketchup when dining at Burger King?
I wonder the same about the many innocents that Daniel A. Bernath has accused of being me, at least 13 so far.
As far as Hack Stone knows, Daniel Bernath pegged him as a film maker based out of Baltimore MD. Surprisingly, there is a film company with a similar name, but this Hack Stone has limited perspirations to be in “the business”. Now Bernath, on the other hand, is always perspiring.
Hondo only pawn in game of life. (smile)
RIP, Alex Karras. We hardly knew ye.
Only two women have had an affair with Hondo… and the other one is dead.
So, if I follow this, Hondo is not Hondo. Was he ever Hondo? I don’t know and can’t say. If he was once Hondo, that would explain a great many things. And if he was Hondo but ceased to be Hondo, then there would exist footprints, broken branches, claims by others that, yes, they knew Hondo. But if he was never Hondo, then tracing and tracking him truly would be impossible, certainly explaining why there are so very many false finds of Hondo.
ME Hondo.
Why can a 71 year old perv never be a likely Hondo? Every time Bernathy chooses another over me, it makes me feel inadequate. Seriously considering going to court and changing my name to Hondo Mongo, just to get Bernathy to consider me. Other than Ex-PH2 and O S 2, all others have been exhausted. As Gary Moore used to say, “Will the real Hondo please stand up?” Arleen was so hot back in the day.
Hondo, man of a thousand faces and identities. I’m surprised they aren’t trying to prove you are a CIA undercover operative or something. Or wait, maybe you are? The world wonders. Maybe, right now, you’re hiding in a bowl of rice getting ready to ventilate some Abu Sayyaf MoFo on Mindanao. I wish a certain disbarred lawer would travel there to find out.
Has anyone seen Hondo?
I saw him checking into the Wally Johnson Motor Lodge outside the main gate of Camp Pendleton with Elaine Ricci.
ZEY ashk me “WHO isht Hondo, I shay:
Is that you, Hondo?
Is this me?
Hondo? Who? Me?
Why is the sky blue?
I MIGHT be Hondo, but at this time I will neither confirm or deny.
Is it possible that you can deny being Hondo but confirm that you might not be Hondo?
By the way, who the fuck is Hondo anyway?
All anyone can really confirm is that anyone the DRG accuses of being Hondo isn’t.
Hmmm. As I understand it, to date you have not been accused of being Hondo by the DRG. That seals it. You really are Hondo. And all of this time, everyone thought Hondo was a male. Clever. Very clever.
Or he can confirm that he has neither confirmed nor denied that he is Hondo. In the same vein, he cannot deny that he has neither confirmed nor denied that he is Hondo. Truly, he is ready for public office.
I was Hondo once… ONCE!
That is the limit, HMCS(FMF). One time, must have been about 17 or 18 months ago, a fellow attempted to be Hondo twice. The result I cannot describe in polite company. Suffice it to say that were he among us any longer, he would not repeat the overreach.
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?