Can we go back to high school?
Here we go again with another high school teacher headed for the slammer for polishing some young stud’s hammer. From Daily Caller:
A 39-year-old female high school teacher in Connecticut busted for providing a 17-year-old male student with oral sex and sending suggestive texts to a 15-year-old student has been sentenced to 3 years in prison.
The teacher, Allison Marchese, taught English at Daniel Hand High School in the genteel coastal suburb of Madison, Connecticut when she was arrested back in 2015.
Marchese, who was 37 at the time, provided oral sex to the 17-year-old male student, according to court records obtained contemporaneously by New Haven ABC affiliate WTNH.
Get that word provided. Like it was a home delivery service except the report goes on to reveal that this cougar of an English teacher was doing the dirty in the classroom during the school day. Don’t know about you but Ol’ Poe thinks that beats all hell outta study hall, even a mixed-gender gym class, for cryin’ out loud.
Maybe we need to establish a veterans’ classroom monitoring service where we can place veteran volunteers on site willing to be provided oral sex by horny cougar teachers during the school day. Or any other time that happens to be convenient for the cougars. I mean us old vets are flaccid, I mean flexible, flexible–know what I mean? But we swear to be rigidly determined to stand up to our duty to protect our callow youth.
At first I thought Jonn might not post this ‘cause if all of us are in those classrooms being provided oral sex by horny cougar schoolteachers it might cause a major drop-off in readership and comments here at TAH; but then I said, “Nah,” realizing that everybody would be on here constantly bragging about how their cougar schoolmarm was the hottest hot lips ever, so no problem.
Think maybe Poe’s on to something here? Volunteers? Anybody?
Category: Politics
You asked for it.
http://www.bing.com/search?q=smoking+in+the+boys+room&form=IE10TR&src=IE10TR&pc=EUPP_HPDTDFJS
Sit down, Waldo…
I don’t feel tardy!
I brought my pencil, give me something to write on!
This is inappropriate. I am outraged that you would make light of a sexy, attractive, nicely built female teacher sexually assaulting a 17-year-old male. Just kidding. Started to get myself worked up in describing her. Where the hell were teachers who looked like that when I was in high school? Actually, there was one. Taught French of all things. Bowlegged and, thanks to the style of the day, wore very short skirts. Had her for homeroom. Many of us either sat for a minute after the bell rang for 1st class or left with our shirts out. It was boners to the left, to the right…gosh did we want to charge into that valley.
I believe the correct term is “Pleasure Bent”
“Traumatized teens with oral sex.” Yeah, I don’t think traumatized means what they think it means.
Of course when they were told how bad of a thing it was by parents and other people of authority, I’m sure they stepped right in line.
The South Park episode about Ike and his teacher pretty well covers this one for me.
Yes, ‘traumatized’ has unfortunately become a substitute for ‘caught with pants down’.
I never had any teachers that looked good enough to even contemplate a boner, they all looked like my grandmother! I will definetly volunteer for that duty any time! I would be glad to protect our youth from such nasty cougar teachers any time, and often!
I used to crawl under Miss Bensons desk in kindergarten during nap time. Even at such an early age I knew what I was doing.
Shocking! Such depravity! You are supposed to wait until you become a dirty old man to do such things.
Of course I do still remember the time my kindergarten(?) teacher stepped over me during naptime. Woke me right up, it did.
And my 10th grade German teacher. Wunderschon!
Don’t sell her short, your grandmother is hot!
I almost dehydrated myself in adolescence over several of my teachers….Oh man, the Spanish teacher, social studies, the band director…many more.
Any women among them? 😄
well….I never got to see ’em nekkid 🙁
A typical male adolescence.
I do like that phrase “dehydrated myself”. Consider it stolen.
Hot Lips?
I think you’re all sex-obsessed. The Marines are asking for help in sorting out who is who and what is what in re: this online website. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-marines-idUSKBN16C0WE
It seems that a bunch of women Marines have been dumb enough to get themselves photographed in flagrante delicto and succumbed to the notion that this kind of thing should be posted online.
Nice to see my tax dollars at work supporting idiots in their desperate craving for attention. Let me know when they grow up, willya?
I read that some of them provided said pictures to people, who then posted them online.
Can’t fix stupid.
“I think you’re all sex-obsessed”
‘struth. Women’s hormones give them PMS once a month; male hormones work 24/7/365. Both can be inconvenient.
“My son will rise above this nightmare,” said one of the moms.
I’m sure that, if by that she means the nightmare that the hot older lady who sent him nude photos is gone away, then yes he will.
Meanwhile, I say her sentence is not strict enough and that it should include an aspect of corporal punishment, regularly applied by volunteers from outside the correction system so as not to corrupt the staff.
Any takers?
Nightmare? Yeah right….I was fortunate enough as a young man to do some “yard work” for an appreciative woman, I don’t recall it being it a nightmare, it was more of a dream come true for me.
“nightmare”?
I thought they were called “wet dreams”?
That would sure drive attendence towards 100%
Okay, here are the results. Johnny, Mike, Jim, Walter, Kimberly, and David all got 100% on Friday’s test. So, they get oral sex! The rest of you keep trying because you’re very close to getting rewarded as well. Study hard!
“Study hard!”
One way of the other, they will.
Wow… pretty blond teacher “providing” young men with “relief” (or as I remember it being called “hocking on Bobo”). Wish I had one back in the day…
To be young and virile once again…
So did none of these kids understand the moral of the story about the Golden Goose? When you kill the Goose the gold stops flowing….if your teacher is sucking your dick and you like it, keep your fucking mouth shut and your fly open and enjoy yourself you stupid bastards….even I knew at 17 when some girl was willing to do something more than chat in your car you didn’t talk about it if you wanted it to continue….
Fucking idiots….
Rule #1 about blowjob club. You don’t talk about blowjob club.
Rule #2 YOU DONT TALK ABOUT BLOWJOB CLUB!
MSG! I damn near blew stew through my nose at that!
OK OK for me it was my 7th grade French teacher. 🙂 It was the early 70’s and she was a very hot take on Marlo Thomas (remember That Girl?).
“Marlo Thomas”
She was a looker, the plastic fucked her up though.
I do what I can. Though VoV gets the assist on that since he left the doors open wide.
English teacher was applying a little “English” to the young lad’s knob…
He was earning “extra credit” in the English class….
Admiring his dangling participle
I still enjoy being cougarized. 🙂
At my age the cougars are likely to break a hip so it’s a bit different….
Sex and danger, I like it.
These traumatized teen boys sound like an excellent opportunity for Greggy-boi Banks (of Farmington, CT) to expand his customer base with a few of his patented in home, cash only, hands-on “therapy” sessions.
Hotsie Totsie English Teacher: “Who can conjugal–um, conjugate–that verb for me? Anyone? Bueller? Okay, open your sex books–um, textbooks–to page 69–um, 169, and take a look at the poem on that page. Pay close attention to the author’s use of symbolism. Do you think his references to mountain and a tunnel are to be taken literally? How about the locomotive entering the tunnel? Anyone?”
Mid to late 70s, my high school days. The teachers were middle aged , fat and ugly. They hated us, we hated them the natural order as nature intended. Damn…I was born too early.
’63-’64 school year (HS Sophomore), biology class, Miss Gilpin was young (just 10 years older than I), and reasonably good looking. Alas, I was too timid, and she was still afflicted with the zeal of a brand new teacher; so nothing happened outside of my Walter Mitty world …
I wonder if he friends told on him?
You take things like this to the grave.
If they did, fuck them dudes.
This is wrong. No doubt about it and I am glad she is in jail as a man would be thrown off and under the bus for a looooonnnngggg time. But on the flip side, it kind of makes me want to be back in high school….
As if I ever left mentally…..
Cocksucker, in a complimentary sort of way.
BOOOOOOM!
Friendly Fire!
Arty, please check your co-ords, you almost hit the PX!
Oral sex is not really sex. Ask Bill and Hillary.
Between this and the Mil Times story, I guess this is sexcapade Monday. Is that Spring I smell? “Yes, it is, and you do.”
How many of the men making crude jokes about this have teenaged daughters?
How many would be amused to hear that a 37-year-old male teacher was having any kind of sex with their 17-year-old daughter, or sending “sexy” photos of themselves to their 15-year-old daughter?
Men and women are different, physically and mentally and emotionally. I am sure there are women who are just as obsessed with sex as men are, but unfortunately I have never met one. If there had been any in my high school I am sure I would have heard about it.
If the kid was normal he was probably more traumatized by the reaction of the authorities than by the attentions of his teacher.
Because its an absolute double-standard. Just like on the South Park episode.
That male teacher is a sick bastard who will die slowly if the police don’t get to him before I do.
Zactly. It is a double standard and that’s about it. Whatever happened to the Puritans anyway?
I was waiting for Ex-OS2 to chime in with his (in this case, literal) cocksucker!
You may have overlooked it Chief, here it is:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=70687#comment-2963686
https://youtu.be/eM28YFrMdfI
Ren and Pimpy!
Ren and Pimpy!
Lets pretend this was a 17 year old female who got oral sex from a 39 year old male English teacher. Can We Go Back To High School? Here we go again with another high school teacher headed for the slammer for eating some young girls pink taco. From Daily Caller: A 39-year-old male high school teacher in Connecticut busted for providing a 17-year-old female student with oral sex and sending suggestive texts to a 15-year-old student has been sentenced to 3 years in prison. The teacher, Allen Marchese, taught English at Daniel Hand High School in the genteel coastal suburb of Madison, Connecticut when he was arrested back in 2015. Marchese, who was 37 at the time, provided oral sex to the 17-year-old female student, according to court records obtained contemporaneously by New Haven ABC affiliate WTNH. Get that word provided. Like it was a home delivery service except the report goes on to reveal that this cougar of an English teacher was doing the dirty in the classroom during the school day. Don’t know about you but Ol’ Poe thinks that beats all hell outta study hall, even a mixed-gender gym class, for cryin’ out loud. Maybe we need to establish a veterans’ classroom monitoring service where we can place veteran volunteers on site willing to be provided oral sex by horny cougar teachers during the school day. Or any other time that happens to be convenient for the cougars. I mean us old vets are flaccid, I mean flexible, flexible–know what I mean? But we swear to be rigidly determined to stand up to our duty to protect our callow youth. At first I thought Jonn might not post this ‘cause if all of us are in those classrooms being provided oral sex by horny cougar schoolteachers it might cause a major drop-off in readership and comments here at TAH; but then I said, “Nah,” realizing that everybody would be on here constantly bragging about how their cougar schoolmarm was the hottest hot lips ever, so no problem. Think maybe Poe’s on to something here? Volunteers? Anybody?… Read more »
We can call it, “Hummers For Heroes” to SAVE the children from this terrible fate !