Yer Mornin’ Chuckle: Daesh “Trannies”

| June 21, 2016

And no, I’m not talking automobiles or trucks.

Report: ISIS cross-dressers busted trying to escape Fallujah

The six captured were attempting to evade Iraqi troops approaching Fallujah.  Per the Iranian Fars News Agency, the six were wearing makeup, dresses, and were reportedly “beautiful”.

No word on whether the six captured are being deported to Afghanistan as bacha bazi..  Regrettably, there’s also no word on whether any of them were wearing spandex.

Category: Terror War, WTF?

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OWB

They were “beautiful?” Does that mean their burkas were particularly shiny or something??

desert

No problemo…when their mooslime buddies find out they are queer , they will throw them off a 3rd story roof…..problem solved!

Sapper3307

Bruce Jenner your county needs you to infiltrate their ranks .

Planet Ord

You win.

Hack Stone

They self-identify as “proud women”, and should be securing a contract to sell software to the government shortly.

Hack Stone

Spandex burquhas! We just struck gold finding a market for fashion conscious and observant Muslim women and cross-dressers.

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

cRoSs DrEsSiNg IdIoTs? iN iRaQ? aNy ReLaTiOn To AnYoNe In CeNtRaL fLoRiDa?

Ex-PH2

They didn’t self-identify as refugees from the Daesh sex slave market? Oh, they missed a bet on that!

Ex-PH2

Yes, it would.

F@ckyocouch

How the hell were they able to tell they were trannies? Was it the fact they were wearing western garb? Did they catch them coming out of the wrong bathroom humming “It’s raining men”?

The nanosecond I think the world can’t get any stranger, you get this stuff.

68W58

Coming up-a federal inquiry into the regulations regarding bathroom use at Gitmo.

Atkron

Someone forgot to tuck it, didn’t they?

Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

B Woodman

And how soon before we see videos of them performing their three second mid-air dance as they’re thrown off the top of a tall building?

Sparks

Dead give away…they didn’t shave.

Bill M

I think maybe their ‘five o’clock shadows’ gave them away.