Tuesday morning feel good stories
In Ocala, Florida, a man tried to convince a woman who was alone in her home to let him in. She refused, so he forced his way in. She tried to hide, but he kept looking for her. Finally, when he found her, she shot him center mass and he ended up in the hospital. According to deputies who responded to the call, they found the intruder hiding behind the bedroom door and he had defecated on himself.
In Jonesboro, Arkansas, 30-year-old Brandon Edwards and his unnamed friend broke into another man’s home. The resident then shot Edwards who was DRT (dead right there) when the police arrived. His pal escaped.
Hidalgo County, Texas Sheriff’s Office was investigating an incident where a homeowner found a trespasser in his backyard, so he shot the fellow. The intruder escaped over his fence and the homeowner discovered that the man had stolen some of his adult beverages from a cooler. Police found the thief at the local hospital getting his wound treated.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Good guys with guns stopping bad guys, saving life, limb and property. Not a bad addition to the morning coffee.
I hope that it was quality beer. You would have to shop in order to get me to drink a Coors Light.
Change “shop” to “shoot”. Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
Football and beer. Two things that you don’t mess with here in Texas..
I’ll pass on the beer … don’t drink. But I’m all in for football.
Roll Tide!
The benighted soul in the first report was obviously looking for a box of Depends.
The intruder in Texas? Just lookin’ for a cold one, and maybe a brat to go with it.
Today’s TAH “Armed Citizen Batting Line” analysis.
Looks like another fine day at the plate for armed citizens. Today, we have four total perps (PAs); the armed citizens got a HR (DRT), a double and a triple (perps wounded and in custody – I’m awarding the triple for the perp who filled his shorts after being shot), plus reached on a walk (perp in the wind/no successful crime).
That’s 3-for-3 with 1 HR, 2 other extra-base hits, and a walk. Babe Ruth would be proud of that kind of day at the plate.
The lady in Ocala might want to invest in some better ammo though – or in a larger-caliber firearm. (Her marksmanship appears fine.) Reputedly the .380 Auto is quite easy to handle, and some reasonably “hot” loads that pack quite a punch are available for it.
Hondo, these make my morning. And I’m not a morning person! 🙂
Could the perp who filled his britches ne referred to as an SRT? (Meaning of SRT left as an exercise for the student.)
Victor Alex Etherington shit himself before being shot. Dude must be into some kinky shit.
Bet he doesn’t know Jack.
If he was DRT you coulda said shit, shot, shut.
One more thing you forgot to mention in Ocala, is the dude was also found naked!
Dear Florida perp,
Here’s a song, just for you.
“Looking for love in all the wrong places. . . . ”
You are SO going to be the hit of the cell block, as Bubba’s, Thor’s, Tiny’s and Dr Julio’s pass-around bitch. You’ll get used to your new diet soon, of cockmeat sammichs with extra manmayo and nut butter.
And with your new physical therapy of colo-rectal straightening and dilation, why, in no time at all, when you fart, you won’t squeak, you’ll “whoosh”.
I hope that beer was worth it. Just imagine getting shot over a bud light…. ick.
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