Tuesdays with Claymore
If Alex Jones was a leftist whackjob…instead of just a whackjob.
Debbie Whatsherface-Shitz has a Berning itch
A real Clinton supporter would just swallow.
Maybe if I didn’t have a $10k health care deductible and flat wages for 8 years?
Ok, I agree with this one…this does suck.
Identity politics, when you just can’t blame yourself for being an asshole
It’s like Festivus for retards
Stupid games, stupider prizes…more stupid? Stupidest? Whatever.
Religion of peace. Or is it pieces?
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
“Women need to avoid men who carry guns.”…like Bill Clinton’s security detachment?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! The DUers don’t like bodaprez?????? They think his Vietnam thingy (whatever it turns into) is dumb?
They should understand the history – China has tried to claim Vietnam for millenia. That’s what Uncle Ho was all about – get the Chinks out of his country!!!
What’s happening? Is the Earth still circling the Sun? Am I in a timewarp and nobody told me?
I’m so confused.
You know what they say about broken clocks… this is one of those rare time for the DUers.
When I scanned this week’s funnies, I saw one that stopped me cold. It was, “Ok, I agree with this one…this does suck.” I checked that out immediately, fearing that the end of the world was imminent. It relates a sad story (at least 1/2 a box of Kleenex worth) of a 69-year old black woman who had at some unstated time ago relocated from NC to VA and, when she went to vote in VA, did not have the required photo ID VA law requires of its voters. She had with her a VA voter’s registration card, a VA bank account statement, and two NC DMV-issued documents, one of which was a NC driver’s license. She testified to this in Federal court where a challenge to VA’s voting law was heard. She was NOT denied the right to cast a vote. She WAS given a provisional ballot which was counted after she met the VA’s ID requirements. What’s funny is that if she had tried to vote in NC w/o the picture ID, she would have had to provide an affidavit in order to vote at all! The DU reprint of the Nation piece also says that others in line snickered at her predicament. No, lady, they weren’t snickering. They were pissed and grumbling because you were holding up the damn line!
If you want sustained laughter, read through the posts at DU in Claymore’s “Identity politics…” selection. Somebody was emailed and called regarding some drivel she posted. It took a while, but somebody else finally asked how the ‘secret’ email address was obtained. That’s where the fun begins. One respondent calls himself Company First Sergeant and says shit like, “Do I make myself clear!” God. To think anyone of their votes cancels mine.