Weekend open thread
Here’s your weekend open thread. Enjoy! We’re packing up the house so the contractor can start work on it next week. I’ll be living in a hotel while they’re working, so blogging might be spotty.
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Wahoo!!! After years of trying….
Hack Stone would be proud….
As would Elaine Ricci.
Where ever she may be…and I really hope they find her soon and in good health.
If she doesn’t show up soon, Psaul will be standing at the Defendants table by himself on April 20.
What?? Paul at the Defendants table? Again???
He spends so much time at the courthouse, they gave him his own oarking spot. He stuffed a company out of $8000.
Dang it! Second…
Make that third…
What I get for sleeping….
I missed it because I was looking the other way, and the sun was in my eyes.
No excuse for me I’m 9000 feet up in the mountains enjoying some snow and cool weather it’s way so much better then 96 degrees. And I get to have fun with my three girls 🙂
Second !!!
DAMMIT!!!!!
Second goes to you…
Thank you!
Eighth !!!!!
🙂
Jonn…
the Rabbit hanging under the truck pic
I sent was a true classic Lol….
Being that Easter just passed and its April fools day
Suspicious looking Facebook account here. Take a look at this account and tell me if you think they are legit.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
I remember when SV Did that as a April Fools day joke Lol
I know this guy, and he is full of shit.
What’s suspicious about it? I’m lost.
I just get a page that says no file found
I think that’s the point….
Need more coffee….
And popcorn….
Ok, I will tell you quietly Instinct. (If you are logged into facebook when you click on that link it will take you to your own profile no matter who you are)
Shhhh…don’t say anything.
Yea and everyone says he’s an ass hole too! Way to go Dave! Happy April Fool’s Day to you!
Odd. How did you stumble on this?
This is not fair.
I am posting from my Army computer and it is way too slow to load a thread, so I can never be the first one.
Whoa, did I say “fair”?
I’m starting to sound like a dam millennial.
Start on Thursday next week…
Ten minutes! Dadgummit!
And Dan Bernath and gang can still suck it.
As the False Commander Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) watches it and sweats heavily.
And them stiffs them on the cover charge.
“And them stiffs them on the cover charge”
You’d be right Sir. Especially poor etiquette on Phil’s part after he’d given beau-coup blow jobs and given up his two hole as many times.
Popcorn for everyone!
20th and have a great weekend!!
And Bernath and the rest of the gang can all eat a dick. Fuck you, you worthless gang of penis puppets.
Not first. Again.
– BREAK –
The coconut was launched into orbit.
I say again.
The coconut was launched into orbit.
Q: What is Daniel Bernath’s favorite new wave band?
A: Trashcan Sinatras!
A certain bogus CPO/Suspended CA Attorney in Fort Myers went koo-koo over a coconut.
Today being April 1st, better known as April Fool’s Day, please take a moment to observe the birthday of one of the most business savvy women, as well as a pedigreed K Street lobbyist, Elaine Ricci. Although she has not been heard from since December 2014, we all hold out a ray of hope that she will return to is and reassume the position of President of a proud woman owned business selling software to the government. Hopefully, she will be back in time to testify during the next court appearance. Psaul is being sued, yet again. The web site claims billions of dollars in revenue, but he can’t scratch up $8000 to pay a company that provided him service. Way to stay classy, Psaul.
I bet he could put together 8 bucks for a few QTs of Olde English 800.
Priceless as usual, Hack Stone.
I will never again ask you to meet at Chestnut St. with a Philly cheesesteak. You have delivered!
Did someone mention Philly cheesesteak?
Chow adrift is a gift!
It has to be “all the way” with hot peppers, though.
Wit wiz, too.
#FreeElaineRicci
Number 33!
You have to type quickly or 33 turns into 56! 33 is good for me, an odd number. 😀
Happy Aprils Fool’s day to my fellow sisters and brothers here on TAH! Happy April to all my family here!
You know what I find odd.
Numbers that can’t be divided by 2.
or…4 either!
33, just like Rolling Rock.
Or, for our Vietnam Vet readers, perhaps this:
OK, so what do you all have to say about this, and who is responsible? Wait a minute, is there a coconut bouncing around in there somewhere?
Oops, on second thought, maybe this belongs over at the Navy Tattoo Policy post…
The Becket Fund for Religious Liberty has announced they are suing the Army for lack of religious accommodations for members of the Sikh faith from entering or serving in the military.
http://www.becketfund.org/sikhs-file-suit-army-discrimination/
There were threats of this suit last year, but now the actual suit is in play.
Becket Fund just sent me a pres release that the Army changed their policy ahead of the lawsuit.
They just granted a long term religious accommodation to a Sikh American who already had 10 years of service in the Army:
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/sikh-american-army-officer-wins-lawsuit-serve-beard-turban-n549246
Well, I called in what I thought was an IED on my lawn this morning. Turns out that it wasn’t an IED, but Dennis Chevalier’s head. He passed out on my lawn from cheese intoxication.
Or that 7 lb block of cheese that’s been blocking his colon finally wedged loose.
Damned if it isn’t the same color and hardness as a coconut.
BHWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Coconuts !!!!!!!
🙂
🙂
So I read this online the 35th engineers BCT/OSUT out of Ft Lost-in-the-woods
Is now issuing ”participation trophies”
After Red phase !!!!!
Seriously WTF is wrong with da Army
WHAT-DA shiteatingcocksuckingboogereatingpisspantsmudda-fuck is THAT shit all about? I graduated from 35th ENGR BN in the early 90’s with “hands-on” DS’s, hard knocks training, etc., and graduated with pride (NO passes during basic & AIT except for a few hours during Thanksgiving Day and now that.
GOD HELP the USA…
Here is a link they have a FB page but it was offline. Some of the comments are rough, 🙂
http://popularmilitary.com/army-privates-in-basic-training-receive-participation-trophies/
ummm….April 1st?
No it’s the real deal. no April fools day joke Lol…
John Giduck – the turd with a face!
Something that might be interesting for the motorheads among the TAH crew is that it was announced earlier this week that Ronald Reagan’s beat-up 1962 Jeep CJ-6 is being named to the National Register of Historic Vehicles. Bought new, it saw service for decades at both the early Reagan ranch near Malibu, and later at the one near Santa Barbara. It was evidently considered his favorite vehicle.
There’s a story that Reagan apparently gave Barbara Walters a ride in the CJ one time, and she said it was the “scroungiest” thing she’d ever ridden in– something which should give it extra points as a mode of transportation. Here’s a link:
http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2016/03/28/reagans-cj-6-one-of-two-presidential-vehicles-going-on-the-national-register-of-historic-vehicles/
On this date in 1893, the U.S. Navy established the rate of Chief Petty Officer, or CPO. I would like to shout out to my fellow Chief Petty Officers, Senior Chief Petty Officers and Master (Blaster) Chief Petty Officers, without whom the United States Navy would not be the tremendous force to be reckoned with that it is. Fair Winds And Following Seas, my brothers and sisters. I love you buttwipes.
Thanks for posting that , HMC Ret!
Here’s my weekly shoutout to the head of the DRG, Dickless Danni-boi Bernastypants, and his anal buttsekks parter, QuEeFeRs! Hope you two buttbuddies are downing a ton of DRG COCK tails while listening to Samwell sign the DRG themesong, “What, What (In the Butt)!
Danni-boi isn’t smart enough to know shit about the establishment of the CPO rate, because HE NEVER WAS ONE (real or Honorary). but we all know what he will be soon – a DISBARRED Attorney!!!!
As for QuEeFeRs, keep on preppeing your buttbuddie for jail, especially getting to “know” Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”… cause a little bird told me that he’s gonna be perp walking soon!
I’m 97th and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!
While out walking the perimeter wire this morning at dawn, I detected what appeared to be a squad (reinforced) of hostile coconuts conducting surveillance on my position. Therefore, the following SALUTE report is submitted in order to enhance the situational awareness of Team TAH.
S – Squad (reinforced) of coconuts
A – Watching me!!!
L – Out by the end of the driveway!!!
U – 78th Coconut Reconnaissance Battalion
T – All morning!!!
E – A tripod-mounted toy telescope, several badly-fitted toupees, and an Albanian rooster (for signaling)
As long as they remain stationary, you should be OK. In case their status should change, however unlikely that might be, develop an appropriate response SOI for at least your household, perhaps the entire neighborhood. Or, you could just select armament to neutralize any that move.
This ends your Sat am sarc metre check provided as a periodic public service to TAH readers.
Send in the 7081th Special Ops Kitten Brigade, led by the Dot-Dot.
(my four-month old kittens)
I woke up to find snow falling on my lawn.
Freaking snow.
I thought it was Spring. Tulips, daffodils, crocuses – that sort of thing. I was wrong.
just spent the last four days in sunspot and a few other areas in New Mexico and they picked up anywhere from three to five inches of Snow… I LOVE IT !!!!!
the past eight weeks we have had over 17 days of 90 plus at our house in Tucson, Az
it’s way to early for the oven to be on Lol…
90 F? Not even close to the oven yet, amigo. For lower elevations (<2500') in Arizona, "oven" starts well above 100 F. Anything lower is just par for the course.
I know Hondo. I have a little issue with my nerves on my left side and lower body from my bo-bo and the heat sets if off in a bad way with swelling and some other issues.
We have been smoking Phoenix since about February 5th with the heat here.
Ask Jonn about my link I sent him on weather. Or I’ll e-mail him a link 🙂 ?
Snowed all day long, off and on. Came in waves with gusty winds, like a midget blizzard, lasting 10 to 20 minutes and then POOF! – gone!
Now it’s supposed to hit 62F today.
Crazy !!!!! When we were at sunspot they said,
I guess right after X-Mas they had 160 mph winds
That left them in the dark for almost a week with about 40 ins of snow also. The younger people there had never seen like it, but a older joe there said it happens about every five years or so, the place sits on a top of a mountain with some great views of white sands
But I guess it’s also a funnel for wind. It sound like some crazy spring weather in your neck of the woods. It reminds me of Ft Sill in the spring time ? PT in the snow with a afternoon thunderstorms Lol…. Hang in there summer is around the corner ?
That’s nothing, in Deschutes County, they have airplanes falling onto farms.
Holy crap ! ! ! Did the forget to fuel up before taking off ?
I would have to say no. Forgetting to fuel up implies that your normal routine is to refuel prior to departure. Maybe Daniel Bernath never figured out whether the cap to the fuel tank was on the left/port side or right/starboard side of the plane, so it must not have been that important.
But bet your ass he remembered the duct tape for the dog.