Yer Friday Afternoon Funny: Well, To HIM It Was An Emergency . . .

| October 9, 2015

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Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not . . . Um . . . Er . . . Well . . . .

The idiot was apparently arrested for public intoxication shortly after police arrived.

Dumbcluck.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", WTF?

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Skippy

Two Words
DUMB
ASS

Ex-PH2

I don’t think I want to know what his girlfriend refused to do, but I would encourage her to find someone else who is not an utter dimwit.

OC

I know !
I know !
She wouldn’t make him a sammich.

B Woodman

(sigh. . .. ) (facepalm. . . . )

Top W Kone

My civilian job is Paramedic for a mid size city. We get calls like this (well not exactly like this, ..) all the time. People have been so programmed to call 911 anytime they get hurt and now that more people have cell phones and insurance they are using it for the dumbest things.

In the last 72 hours I have responded to a “broken pinky finger nail”, a person who was hit in “the testicles by a thrown football 4 hours ago – no pain now”, and an “attempted suicide by eating raw food” (that last one was a person who has limited mental ability and lives in a group home, they were about the 4th grade level – and very instant that they had served in the Marines as a Green Beret who was going to be hired by a local police force because he would not need any training. Felt real sad for the person.)

This was on top of the calls for “sick, vomiting, for 5 days” but never went to the docs, the “headache, shaking” from drinking for two days and now sobering up, or the “chest pain” that only exists in the arm for the last two weeks with no doctor visit.

Most of our “Bovine Poop” calls often include Alcohol in large quantities.