Answer Sheet: Stolen Valor Pop Quiz
Am scoring them now. 50 of you took the exam.
Question 1: Name (One of you got that wrong, using my name, another left it blank)
2. ________ claimed he was confined to a wheelchair after being injured while serving in Saudi Arabia. But the Department of Veterans Affairs eventually learned that during the time he was receiving disability benefits, he worked as a security guard, social worker and transportation officer in a sheriff’s department.
3. ________ said the written citations for the Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star and Purple Heart came in the mail, so he ordered the medals from an online retailer and asked the congressman to formally present them to him, which [Rep. Jason] Chaffetz did at a Saratoga Springs town meeting in late June.
4. _________: Defended himself from allegations telling blogger Taco Bell: “I owe you no explanation nor am I going to debate this with you my friend. I suggest that you have other things that require your attention and it may be where you should direct your attentions. This may not be where you need to go.”
5. _________ claims to be a Navy SEAL who had been a POW in Afghanistan and wounded countless times. All of which earned him a free hunting trip and a Weatherby rifle.
6. _______ used a Navy Cross and two purple hearts to attempt to pick up chicks at Rolling Thunder.
7. _______ is a massively girthed phony Marine arrested in Worchester Mass after he was raising funds for Toys For Tots. Subsequently arrested again in April for possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.
8. ______ was in a Shelby Times article wherein he claimed eight Purple Hearts in the last year of ground combat in Vietnam, a low draft lottery number for a sixteen-year-old, a Purple Heart awarded by Ronald Reagan.
9. ________ showed up at his local Maple Leaf parade two years ago wearing major’s rank, a CIB (of course) and parachutist wings (of course).
10. ______ claims he was awarded “Medal of Valor” for actions in Colombia.
11. _______: Army reservist with the 425th Civil Affairs who made up stories of a Cambodian adventure.
12. _______ told everyone he was a Marine Corps colonel for years while he ran his paintball range and volunteered in the local annual Toys for Tots drive. Then he was arrested for raping a 16-year-old employee at his tanning salon.
13. _______: Navy SEAL Major, famous for saving hostages.
14. __________ got beat up in prison by the 3rd most dangerous man in the world.
15. ________ got banned from Texas State University.
16. ________ got his tabs tattooed because his supervisor, “Daigle”, didn’t like tabs and made everyone take their tabs off their uniforms.
17. __________ is an IVAW poster child.
18. _____ has a life sized trident in his living room to prove he was a SEAL.
19. ______ is a litigious Radio personality from Denver who claims to have been investigated by numerous federal agencies for his Truth Telling about various conspiracies.
20. A detective from Utah involved in the case dealing with ____ stated that “In one of the more gratifying experiences in my career, I executed a search warrant and ripped Climer’s ‘Combat Wounded’ Purple Heart plates off his car right in front of him.”
21. _________ was facing charges in court in Pennsylvania and he tried to mitigate his responsibility for his illegal behavior by claiming to be a Special Forces veteran with an honorable discharge. Was not SF and was court-martialed in the Navy.
22. _____ claims to have seen his best friend shot at Tora Bora, despite never having been to Afghanistan.
23. _____ claimed that President Harry S. Truman presented him with an honorary sword during a White House visit in July 1946.
24. During his nine-month deployment in 2004, ________ claimed he was exposed to multiple detonations within 30 feet of his vehicle. Now 29, he lives with debilitating headaches, flashbacks, nightmares and a constantly hovering fear that danger lurks around every corner.
25. ________ is an underweight Belgian
26. ______ is chairman of the board of ZaZa Energy Corp., a Texas-based oil and gas exploration and production company, who dismissed inquiries into his military background as “a fishing expedition” by his former partner’s prior attorney.
27. ______ holds black belts and/or high degrees in over half a dozen different martial arts to include but not limited to Ninjitsu, Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Krav Maga and Lotar.
28. ________ was a counselor for the nonprofit PTSD Foundation of America who worked with veterans suffering from PTSD.
29. _______ says he terrorized entire neighborhoods in Iraq during his four tours in that war. He refers to himself as a “terrorist” in an Occupy Wall Street address.
30. ____ was overshadowed in his official TAH portrait by large twins.
31. ______ disobeyed his probation officers and was kicked out of a halfway house for insolence, lying, intimidation and other misbehavior. That resulted in him receiving a nine-month jail sentence.
32. _____ claimed to pitch for the Cubs AA affiliate before becoming a sniper.
33. _____ is a three-time Q course dropout.
Category: Politics
I’ll admit #30 stumped me for a minute, then I remembered those unforgettable boobs.
I was grateful that question 20 had the answer in the question.
We need to do this again.
It was fun.