Kucinich sues congressional cafeteria
BooRadley and ROS sent this link to an article about Cleveland congressman Dennis Kucinich who is suing the congressional cafeteria because the little pussy has an owie;
Rep. Dennis Kucinich has rapped a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria with a $150,000 lawsuit for selling him a vegetarian sandwich wrap in 2008 that he says caused dental damage when he bit into an olive pit.
The lawsuit that the Cleveland Democrat filed Jan. 3 against operators and suppliers of the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria says the sandwich he bought there “on or about” April 17, 2008 “contained dangerous substances, namely an olive pit….
Um, don’t the American tax payers give Kucinich enough money to purchase dental insurance? Well, then that’s enough. Grow the hell up, you little twerp.
Category: Congress sucks
This happened 3 YEARS ago? And he’s just NOW getting around to suing?
Hey, libtards–how do you feel about tort reform NOW?
Dear Congressman Kucinich,
Order a damned Porterhouse once in a while and you won’t have this problem.
By the way, since you’re not into meat and you suffer physical infirmities due to your anemic diet, can me and the guys take you’re babe-a-licious wife out one of these days? We just want to show her how real men live.
Signed,
A Carnivore with Teeth
How hard do you have to bite into an olive pit to do that much damage?? At what point mid-bite do you think that’s hard and you shouldn’t bite down further?
Unfortunately, ROS, I can answer that one for you. I’ve split a tooth badly enough on a BLACKBERRY SEED (that’s right, a little, tiny ‘berry seed) to require capping. Cost: $500.
…and if Adirondack Patriot’s comment is any indication, I don’t think the Congressman needs that money for his teeth!! 🙂
I can actually see that. A blackberry seed is so small that it’d be able to get into even a tiny fissure in a tooth and cause a crack. And that would just suck, but $150k???
Mr. K has stepped outside his mind.
What a clueless bitch, (sorry ladies). Every time I see his name, I am reminded that when he was mayor of Cleveland, that the Cuyahoga river caught fire. And he is doing no better now.
Oohh!! You were there when the river burned? We had already moved by then, but I saw it on the news. We always knew that was going to happen…
Actually…this suit could get thrown out if what he was eating had olives in it. Pits are part of an olive. He can only win if it was some sort of sandwhich that olive’s weren’t a part of. i.e. if you bite into a sandwhich and get a nail…good lawsuit. if you bite into a chicken salad sanwhich and get a bone….nope. bones are part of the chicken. Unless things have changed, learned this when my dad bit into a piece of candy and got a nail. He didn’t sue, just had them pay the dental bill…which they did.
As far as Dennis the Menace…..I wish it would have shot from his mouth into his brain.