Bellavia on the Olympics
Any sport invented in the living room of Rock Hudson’s 1954 Honolulu bungalow is not an Olympic event. It may be a story so painful that you can only recount it through “puppet therapy,” but is certainly not something that if you rate in the top three in the world that you should be given a medal.
On the sticker kerfluffle:
But aren’t the slogans the IOC are fearful of, things like: “more Ovaltine please” or “keep your Bible out of my vagina?”
Those are the bad slogans.
I’ve never met a guy who can more regularly make me laugh then Bells. The first time he told me about his underground play I thought he was making it up. I swear, every time I see the guy my gut hurts from laughing.
Category: Politics
