Iran President’s Last Helo Ride?

| May 19, 2024 | 82 Comments


Iranian President’s Helicopter Located, Military Deployed To Tehran’s Streets: State Media

BY TYLER DURDEN

SUNDAY, MAY 19, 2024 – 01:20 PM
Update(1420ET): We are getting closer to learning the fate of Iran’s President Raisi and his foreign minister and other officials aboard the helicopter which went down hours ago:
Iran’s president Raisi’s crashed helicopter has been found by search teams – State TV — Reuters
Iranian official tells State TV: Contacts have been made with one of the passengers and one of the crew members of the president’s helicopter on several occasions — Reuters
The Red Crescent organization is denying that the crash site has been found, amid contradictory and early reporting. So far Iranian officials are signaling that the president is alive, but the situation remains uncertain and fluid, following widespread speculation that he could be deceased.

Zero Hedge


Mick and I have been following this one. Let’s all hope it’s nothing trivial for President Raisi and his foreign minister.

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KoB

Yeah…it would be a real shame if there’s survivors.

Rest In Pieces, mofos!

HT3

FIAMFO…
Fly Into A Mountain & Find Out.
Not sorry that I’m not sorry.

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Odie

And Gary Larson predicted it years ago judging by lead cartoon.

26Limabeans

That is my most favorite Larson.
Gotta go back to the 70’s I believe

Odie

On an airplane note, don’t forget to include Santa and reindeer stuck on the nose of an airliner, or the pilots confusing the low fuel light with fasten seat belt light.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Some Bernathian piloting and/or maintenance involved, I presume? Rest in pigshit, Mo-fo’s!

George

The only shame is that the passenger manifest did not include the Ayatollah or Hezbollah leadership

John Seabee

Ollie Snakbar

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

May their corpses be eaten and shat out by wild boars

26Limabeans

I’ll believe it when I don’t see it.

Hack Stone

Wreckage was did it within the boundaries of Fort Marcy Park. Hillary Clinton was unavailable for comment.

Hack Stone

Wreckage was discovered within…

As usual, Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

The last thing they saw was Hellary’s glowing eyes and dripping fangs as she FODed out the engine with her necklace of Boeing-related skulls before flying away on her broom cackling, with her pantsuit flapping in the airstream.

Odie

Pantsuit? Are you sure those weren’t her jowls?

Skivvy Stacker

Or her [shudder] boobs?

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

You said it. She flashed them and the pilots turned to stone

Odie

Or purposely crashed.

KoB

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Fyrfighter

What was the last thing to go through Raisi’s mind???

His ankles…

Odie

Winner Winner.

Anonymous

Meme…
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Hack Stone

Investigators have determined the cause of the crash was due to lack of Diversity Equity and Inclusion training.

KoB

AvGas provided courtesy of BeNasty Fuel Services Ltd. At least they had enough fuel to make it to the crash site.

Odie

I feel confident in saying that whoever fuelled or signed off on the maintenance checklist Is most likely very worried for their life, and the lives of their families.

11B-Mailclerk

Pinochet Helicopters had a branch in Iran?

Jimbo

There bad luck is our good fortune.

SFC D

Was there a Boeing whistleblower on board?

ANCRN

Eh, dead, not dead, no matter. The Mullahs really rin things.

Anonymous

I’m just disappointed it wasn’t the current Ayatollah,

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5JC

I would call that “red air”. And nothing in the US would be flying, unless it was combat essential. Had to spend a whole week at Al Asad once waiting on a flight.

Cptsmith

I hope it wasn’t in 2019, the base commander and CSM were raging douche bags. Thankfully they were asked to retire after that deployment. Nothing like an IG investigation to cap things off.

Sapper3307

Think them yell AloHHHA SnaKBARZ as group all the way down?

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Fyrfighter

No way that Mossad was involved…

Graybeard

Muslim incompetence doesn’t need Mossad to accomplish this.

Fyrfighter

Of course Khamenei’s son might not have liked the competition either..

jeff LPH 3 63-66

These helos have their ups and downs like elevators

26Limabeans

It was a helo of a ride

Graybeard

There is a certain Biblical justice in the thought that Rassi et al are consumed by wolves or wild dogs, so that they become dog dung.
(cf. “Jezebel”
[2Ki 9:36-37 KJV] Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This [is] the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel: And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; [so] that they shall not say, This [is] Jezebel.)

DocV

Well….bye!

Amateur Historian

If he dies, would I feel sad?

Nah, I wouldn’t.

1000002391
Anna Puma

So pining for the 72 goats?

Odie

One of the first things I thought of..

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/8KIrsS_X1pI

Odie

May the crappy weather hold on long enough to ensure no rescue, but only recovery.

5JC

He is gone on up to that little heaven where they poke little boys in the butt.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-20/iran-president-raisi-foreign-minister-dead-in-helicopter-crash

fm2176

Well…

OIP-1
11B-Mailclerk

He needs asbestos underoos.

A Proud Infidel®™

Aww gee whiz, Aloha Snackbar!

Dave

Oops

Hack Stone

The only appropriate thing to do on this situation is to send them a casserole.

Skivvy Stacker

As my mother used to say; “SPAM, everything in it but the pig’s whistle…”

Eggs

Yeah, I was going for the low expense pork products. It would be a shame to waste a nice honey baked ham on the occasion. I didn’t think to look up any scrapple casseroles 🤢

Skivvy Stacker

I was thinking maybe a pork roast.

SFC D

Pulled pork would be pretty good on flatbread

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Saw that this morning. Will Herr biden attend the funeral or will he send a condelence card signed by him and the squad. Will say dimes to donuts that he wil,l but only the Shadow knows.

Odie

In lieu of flowers, he will donate (our) money to a cause the family holds in near and dear.

5JC

The National Socialist Party?

Skivvy Stacker

I wonder if any of our pro-palestine protesters will take the time to go over for the FUNeral?

BennSue

I forget, are we supposed to celebrate or mourn the death of a leader who had his own countrymen killed, allegedly rigged his Presidential election, and supports Palestinian terrorists? I need to know for future reference.

5JC

Joe Biden is still alive.

He is only mostly dead.

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Hack Stone

Dead from the neck up.

Eggs

I don’t even think Miracle Max could save him

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11B-Mailclerk

Pass around plates of sweets.

Old tanker

Hoping for an unscheduled retirement for the pres of Iran.

Commissar

Unfortunately, the debris at the crash sight strongly indicates he didn’t suffer before he died.

5JC

I could be way off base here but I think that his suffering has just begun, and It will last forever.

Graybeard

“He didn’t suffer before he died” does not logically preclude that he immediately began a more intensive and prolonged suffering after he died.
I sometimes wonder if those who believe Mohammed’s lies get a chance to inflict greater pain on the guy who lead them to Hell.

Anonymous

Devil don’t provide K-Y.

BlueCord Dad

Hmmm..,

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Charles

Hmmmm.

So where do I send flowers?

Wrapped in bacon and dipped in pig fat “to preserve freshness.”

A Proud Infidel®️™️

I’d simply send them a bucket of lard to put on the corpses.

Roh-Dog

So, tit for tat enroute?

I’m not advocating for it but I’m knee deep in popcorn and bereft of Fs.

popcorn-and-wait
5JC

I quintuple dog dare them.

5JC

They were able to recover some footage from approximately 1 minute before the crash.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/mXUWKxFPLqxiwhtY/?mibextid=xCPwDs

A Proud Infidel®™

Part of me hopes the crash was a big explosion and fireball, because IMHO he needs to get used to burning.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yep, the EU, the UN, China and Russia and I can’t believe some nuthatch sent condolences in the name of NATO.

Eggs

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