Unprecedented Third Nobel Peace Prize Won by George W. Bush!
In a surprise announcement from Norway this morning the Nobel Committee announced an unprecedented and likely never to be eclipsed third Nobel Peace Prize to former US President George W. Bush.
Bush won his first prize in 2002 on the eve of liberating 20 million people from tyranny. The prize was accepted by noted international appeaser and total buffoon Jimmy Carter.
In 2007 Bush was tapped once again for adopting General David Patraeus’ “Surge” strategy and vetoing Harry “The war is Lost” Reid’s cut and run legislation. Mr. Bush’s second award was collected by renowned snake oil salesman and international conman Al Gore.
Now just two years later Bush is again the winner.
There can be no doubt in any thinking person’s mind that all three of these awards were 100% enabled by George W. Bush.
Good job George.
As an aside:
He was nominated with only 11 days in office. Who was the cultist who nominated him and wouldn’t it be great to read the nomination packet?
I was just asked a fair question. Does the committee give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?
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Actually, COB, the vote was taken 11 days into his Presidency. The nomination happened just after the election and before the inauguration.
OldTrooper, better check again, the nominations cut off on Feb. 1. So, the naif-in-chief was in office for eleven and a half days. He hadn’t even nationalized a bank or auto company when he was nominated.
“Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry.”
Now that’s funny! But only a conservative would laugh.
It shouldn’t be named the Nobel Peace Prize…
it should be named the “Notorious Pied Piper” prize awarded to BHO for promising hope and change with no intention of actually working for it.
Hey, let’s keep this unearned award thing going:
Help Obama Win The Heisman Trophy!
http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/
It’s a legit contest by Nissan to get a vote in for your favourite player, or even yourself. I know a bunch of people who have already put in Obama’s name on the “other” write-in section.
Let’s go for the comedy gold here, and get the “lightworker” another unearned award! 🙂
UpNorth: Yeah, I put that in there as a joke, since there are reports that he wasn’t even nominated. So, I figured I would add to the hyperbole.
well we knew he wouldn’t win the nobel prize for economics.
ReasonTV did a thing on Obama winning the Heisman, among other things:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31nqvyBTWis
Wired.com did an update on the nuclear initiative largely used by the Nobel committee to justify giving Obama the award:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/10/after-nobel-prize-renewed-scrutiny-of-obamas-no-nukes-push/
I don’t know why only a conservative could laugh at the “attempted chemistry” comment. I’ve tried to bring this up with people all day, and like typical partisan hacks they won’t listen. What other field recognized by the Nobel committee gives awards for attempting to do things and making people feel good about them? They don’t give awards in physics to physicists who talk about breakthroughs in their research. They only give them to people who have actually discovered substantial things. Same with chemistry and medicine. You have to actually discover something to be recognized. Otherwise, those people who advertise the penis enlargement pills all over the internet would get the award in medicine. There is no science behind it and it doesn’t work, but hey, they saturate the internets with messages of hope to men with small penises. Using the Obama standard, they’re certain to win.
Apparently, my sarcasm meter is disabled today, OT, sorry. And how about a Nobel for “I was thinking of writing something, somewhere?”
Tim, he got my vote just now.
What do you expect from a bunch of hash-smoking moral relativists?