RIP: My George Foreman Grill

| July 28, 2009

gfg1

Well my friend, we knew this day would come eventually, but I still shed tears at your untimely demise. For yea though I wrapped you in bubble wrap, it didn’t prove enough protection from those bastards at the USPS. We had some good times. Remember that time I made extra crispy bacon on you, and forgot to wash you out afterwards? Yeah, those were some good times. All the pork products that went through you….it was like we were made to be together. I never wanted to lose you, but maybe you will find comfort in the knowledge that your friends, Mr. Computer CPU and 17 inch Monitor arrived ok.

Don’t worry, Saint Billy Mays will have a special spot in heaven for you with regular cleanings, thin cuts of meat and a surge protector.

To show my love, I commissioned a poem to be written by the great poet Claymore of Marietta.

I packed you to move
Now you function no longer
Rest in peace friend George

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Caroline

So I guess this means we’ll be eating out this weekend…

OldSoldier54

Alas! Only the Good go to Saint Billy early …

tankerbabe

Ok, Ok, you sucked me in. Email me your new address and I’ll send you a new George Foreman grill. Geez, you didn’t have to be so public about this.

I’m going for more kleenex now.

wifeunit

I thought he was from Macon?!

Just A Grunt

It is part of the postal systems efforts to help stimulate the economy.

Claymore

So I guess this means we’ll be eating out this weekend…

Am I the only one who thinks that’s an awkward sentence?

tankerbabe

Eating out….real sausage. Yeah, I’m with you Claymore.

Caroline

Claymore, why is that awkward, I don’t get it?

OldTrooper

Caroline: Just have him take you to the place I mentioned in an email to him; good food, good beer; mmmmmmm beeeeer.

Claymore

There’s just no delicate way to handle any of this, so I’ll resort to more poetry:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

TSO adds: and if claymore thinks I am keeping that up, he’s out of his screw.

– Claymore Wadsworth Longfella

OldTrooper

Damn, TSO, you’ve got the plan down! Rathskeller is a great way top off the night!

Caroline

Those sound great, I’m hungry already, but what about the German place you were talking about I was looking forward to a good bratwurst.

Claymore

…the jokes just write themselves, folks.

OldTrooper

LOL!!!!

As for German food………..yummy.

She knows we need the entertainment.

Caroline

I don’t know what you are talking about, you were so excited about that place when we were talking about it earlier this week.

AW1 Tim

Lessee…

Eating out

More sausage

No turkey

Keeping it up

Less grease…

I’m starting to sense a pattern here.

How are you holding up battery-wise? 😉

Spade

I like this thread.

defendUSA

Durex, anyone? 🙂 Youse guys have me LMAO. I am in the middle of unpacking, again. Phew, My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Moving sucks.

Claymore

Pattern? Yeah…it’s a pattern, just like how retards love Chucky Cheese…totally random.

tankerbabe

“…brats and weiners, scnhizels and pretzels”

Could we get a wedding date? At least an engagement. This is just all SO in the wrong order.

Hey Caroline…careful with the mustard on the brat. Spicy’s probably not a good idea.

AW1 Tim

tankerbabe

Depends whether you grill or saute it.

Spicy’s good with the grill, or so I’ve been told.

The saute needs onions and peppers, or so I’ve been told.

Straight out the package needs a couple Altoids. Or so I’ve been told.

Me, I’m partial to tacos.

OldTrooper

Ok, I think this calls for a fundraiser to get TSO a new George Foreman grill. That way, he can cook the brat in private, instead of public.

AW1 Tim: Tacos rock!!

eddiebear

*pours a jar of bacon drippings on the ground in memory*