Democrat congressional candidate gets drunk at middle schooler’s sleepover and bullies kids

| February 23, 2022

Abby Broyles

I was originally going to include this in my Saturday morning Stupid people of the week column, but it’s just too good to wait.

Abby Broyles, a lawyer who formerly worked for Oklahoma News 4 and is a current Democratic candidate for US Congress in Oklahoma, has been accused of going to a friend’s house on Valentine’s Day. While the friend’s middle school-age daughter was having a sleepover with several friends, Broyles (allegedly) illegally took someone else’s proscribed sleeping medication and consumed a lot of alcohol. She got blackout drunk (allegedly) and (allegedly) called the kids all sorts of names.

According to people there, Broyles called the 12 and 13 year old girls several forms of “fucker” including  ‘acne f***er’, ‘Hispanic f***er’ and ‘judgy f***er’. The latter she directed to a girl who would not sleep with a blanket that Broyles had just used to clean up some win she spilled. Broyles also barfed all over the place, including into one girl’s shoes.

Naturally when the accusations first came to light, Broyles vehemently denied even being at the party (and is supposedly on tape saying such to a reporter, but that’s not available). Now she admits she was there, but because of her ill advised combination of prescription sleeping pills and alcohol she “hallucinated. I don’t remember anything until I woke up or came to, and I was throwing up in a hamper.”

As of press time, she’s continuing her campaign. Will the Democrats of Oklahoma hold a pretty, rich, white woman accountable for her racist bullying of little girls?

Daily Mail has the story. Here’s her former Channel 4 co-workers reporting and interviewing her on the issue. Fair warning. She fake cries.

If you click the link at the top of this article, under the “Meet Abby” section, she lists one of her traits as “HOLDING POLITICIANS ACCOUNTABLE [sic].” Yeah, let’s see…

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Liberals suck, Politics, WTF?

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5JC

That hit a while ago. She is the Beto of Oklahoma. Stupid, liberal, substance abuse problem… always running a hopeless race. Maybe she will go away now?

A Proud Infidel®™️

Now that I’ve watched the video, I have to say that I agree with you, she sure looks and acts like a self-centered Trust-Funded perpetual spoiled brat. My bet is that she’s only sorry she got caught!

tom reynolds

she’s deeply sorry but IT’S NOT “HER” FAULT SHE TOOK SOMEONE ELSES PILLS WHILE DOWNING A BOX OF WINE.

Anonymous

In a hardcore Red State with 10% Democrats and no counties that didn’t go for Trump on 2016 and 2020, she is what one might call “entertaining”… quite like Beto.

A Proud Infidel®™

” She is the Beto of Oklahoma.”

I’m curious, did she marry into or inherit an assload of money? Beatoff O’Rourke married an Heiress from a filthy rich family.

5JC

Nah, she was a talking head reporter for NBC where she did hit pieces on Republicans running for office while pretending to be neutral. She married the local ADA, who I guess he got tired of her quick as he was supposedly playing “Catholic School Girl” with some totally not a hooker hottie. So now she is just another divorced, hateful, racist, liberal getting some bus tracks on her back in their hurry to get her gone.

A Proud Infidel®™️

FOIST!!! That and since she’s a D-rat I’m sure that the DNC-operated media will do all they can to squelch this, I so look forward to a Red Tsunami in November!

Mick

IDC SARC up!

KoB

If IDC SARC was to hit that, wouldn’t be any fake crying. He’d have her squalling like a smashed cat.

Skrunt!

SFC D

Bang the daddy issues right out of her

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’d make her sleep in the wet spot… and that’s for starters.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I’d bang her until she had a runny nose from being full!

SFC D

There’s something very very wrong with us.

26Limabeans

Am I the only one turned on by that heavy duty lipstick?

streets2311

Nope

KoB

She DOES have a purty mouth.

ChipNASA

That sounds terribly familiar …😄🖕

SFC D

😉

FourteenSierra

More kids should be called ‘fucker’. 🙂

Mainer in oklahoma

LOL! While this is true she most definitely picked the wrong time and place for it. I am glad it was her though, smarmy, condescending POS that she is.

Sapper3307

Ambien and whisky

Sapper3307

 :wpds_envy:  :wpds_envy:  :wpds_envy: 

Hack Stone

Isn’t that known as The Kennedy Cocktail? Remember when one of the trust fund Kennedy’s who was handed a Congressional seat from Rhode Island crashed his car into a vehicle barrier at the Capitol around midnight because he had to cast his vote?

Tallywhagger

Why yes! As a matter of fact, I do remember that.

Some years later I ended up with some Ambien/Zolpidem and discovered that there is actually a possibility of truth about some of those stories.

rgr769

He also blamed his misconduct on a sleeping pill.

Mick

KAREN

A Proud Infidel®™️

Literally a TURBO-Karen on drugs and alcohol!

Last edited 2 years ago by A Proud Infidel®™️
Ret_25X

She’s a turbo Karen
Tell me there’s no carin
She’s a turbo drunkard
On her way to junkyard

AW1 Rod

Read about this toilet bug earlier this morning. Just another life support system for a vagina.

Her parents must be very proud.

Anonymous

Is she available for fraternity parties? Askin’ for a friend…

Skivvy Stacker

Yes. Call 1-800-555-PUKE and ask for “Candi Kane”.

At least, that’s what I read in the men’s room.

gitarcarver

So Broyles, who was a reporter and is a lawyer, thought it was a good idea to mix a prescription drug issued to someone else (which is against the law) and alcohol.

Hmmmmmm…..

Broyles somehow forgot that she even went to the party before ingesting the drug and alcohol.

Hmmmmmm……

She denied being there until a tape came to light.

Hmmmmmm…..

Prior to that, she claimed that the accusations were a “political attack.”

Hmmmmmm…..

If she was hallucinating, where was the friend that allegedly gave her the drug? One would think the friend would intervene.

Hmmmmmm….

This is a case of “I got caught, but it must be someone else’s fault.”

With some people, it is always deflection and projection.

Poetrooper

Dear Abby, could you please inform your readers why it is that liberal Democrats are so determined to puke all over everything Americans hold dear? 😜 

Last edited 2 years ago by Poetrooper
Hondo

The late Wilbur Mills and Ted Kennedy could not be reached for comment.

But their official portraits do appear to be smiling.

Anonymous

They’d make a sammich with her.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Nice looker, too bad this chick is a demoRat.

HMCS(FMF) ret

The top pic is nice… the vid shows that she’s a little on the chonky side.

If IDC SARC isn’t available, I’d take one for the team in his place.

Tallywhagger

No. I don’t even know you but like you well enough to try and talk you out of it.

Hack Stone

Far, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a political campaign.

Hack Stone

Fat, drunk, and stupid…

Hack blames his typo on a box of wine and prescription sleeping pills that the host gave him.

UpNorth

She’s for all things left, and Catie Couric is someone who inspired her. I wonder, was it Catie’s on-air colonoscopy that inspired her, or her lies?

Tallywhagger

Now there’s an account that I could not service… ain’t never been that drunk nor lonely… I don’t even think that IDC SARC would hit it.

But, ya’know, this IS real life, shit happens, and Al-Gore has not been lucky in a long, very long time.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I’d have hate-fucked her back in my crazy Bachelor days.

Skivvy Stacker

“I know a girl, a girl named Party
Party Girl
I know she wants more than a party,
Party Girl
But she won’t tell me her name
Oh no
Not me…..”

[U2 “Under a Blood Red Sky”, 1983]

AW1Ed

She know how to party or what!!??
*grin*