Stupid people of the week

Officers in Coral Springs didn’t find influencer’s ‘Coke’ prank funny

Jason Cid filmed a prank and shared it with his two million followers on YouTube.

The 21-year-old influencer called 911 to report “Coke.” With limited resources, Coral Springs Chief Clyde Parry didn’t find Cid’s prank funny.

Dispatch: “What is your emergency?”

Cid: “Hello, I am calling because I see weird suspicious activity at a gas station.”

When officers arrived at the Mobil gas station in search of cocaine, they found the red soda cans instead.

“My officers were polite and professional,” Parry said.

Seven real emergency calls were delayed because of the prank, according to Parry.

“While these officers were tied up on a made-up call, they were unavailable to respond to vehicle accidents, EMT calls, like heart attacks and other real emergencies,” Parry said. “I am personally offended by the waste of our resources.”

Cid was arrested a week later for the misuse of the 911 system. Detectives are still investigating and there could be other arrests, Parry said.

Source; Local 10

Joe Biden Recalls Putting Dead Dog on Republican Voter’s Door Step

The great unifier, folks. 81 million votes…

President Joe Biden recalled Monday putting a dead dog on the doorstep of one of his constituents, back when he served on the county council in the state of Delaware.

During a speech at the National Association of Counties 2022 Legislative Conference in Washington, DC on Tuesday, Biden recalled when he served on the council and received a call from one of his constituents, who he said was in a wealthy neighborhood.

“I got a call one night, a woman said to me, obviously not of the same persuasion as I was politically, called me and said, ‘There’s a dead dog on my lawn.’”

Biden recalled that he told the woman that the county would deal with it in the morning.

“She said, ‘I want it removed now. I pay your salary,’” Biden recalled.

“So I went over. I picked it up. She said, ‘I want it out of my front yard,’ I put it on her doorstep,” Biden said with a grin as the crowd laughed.

Biden used the story to highlight how important local government officials were to addressing immediate problems.

“I ran for the Senate because it was too hard being on the council,” Biden said with a chuckle.

Sounds about right. Senator is a job so easy, even Biden can do it!

Source; Breitbart

My sixth-grader may never give up her mask. If only adults could be this grown-up

I’ll take “Things that never happened for $500, Alex”

This is how the mask mandate is going in our house:

On Monday, the sixth-grader, who wore her surgical mask all day at school, including when she ran a mile in P.E., came home and plopped onto the couch to start her Mandarin homework.

“You can take off your mask now,” I said.

“I don’t want to!” she said. “It’s so comfortable.”

This is not unusual. My 11-year-old niece is better at following public health directives than most adults I know.

About 10 months ago, when we picked up our new puppy in Carlsbad, a far more politically conservative area than Venice, the maskless man of the house looked at my niece and said: “Can I ask you a question? Why are you wearing that mask?”

“I like to,” she replied. “It makes me feel safe.”

What could he say? Take it off, I don’t want you to feel safe?

He just shrugged.

Recently, when public health officials advised that cloth masks were not as effective in reducing the transmission of the Omicron variant, my niece switched from her beloved fabric masks, which were a pain to keep clean, to disposable paper ones. With zero complaint.

I think about this when I see posts on social media that are variations on the same whiny theme: Few football fans appeared to be wearing masks at the Super Bowl on Sunday — clips of various unmasked celebrities are making the rounds — but children all over Los Angeles will be forced to wear masks when they return to school on Monday. How unconscionable!

Oh, please.

Kids, as my colleague Karin Klein wrote last year, have adapted. It’s the grown-ups who stomp their feet and act like petulant tykes.

Yes, kids are much more susceptible to brainwashing and indoctrination. It’s why there was a Hitler Youth.

Source; Yahoo!

Teacher sentenced after lacing cupcakes with her husband’s SPERM and feeding them to her students

And that’s not even the worst of what they did.

A TEACHER has pleaded guilty to disturbing child sex crimes including lacing cupcakes with her husband’s sperm before feeding them to her students.

Cynthia Perkins, 36, faces 41 years in prison after taking a plea deal on Monday in exchange for testifying against her now ex-husband, Dennis.

He was working as a Livingston Parish sheriff’s deputy at the time of his arrest.

The Lousiana woman initially protested her innocence to 72 charges for various sex crimes.

Yet this week pleaded guilty to producing child pornography, second-degree rape, and mingling harmful substances.

The charge about harmful substances allegedly refers to an incident in which she used Dennis’ sperm to “season” pastries for Westside Junior High Schools kids.

“These three we thought was representative of what she had done and by agreeing to the facts as we put them out on the record she prepared herself to testify against Dennis Perkins,” Assistant Lousiana Attorney General Barry Milligan said on Monday.

Cynthia and Dennis were arrested in October 2019 and faced 150 felony charges including rape, child pornography, sexual battery of a child, and video voyeurism.

There were also charges relating to a dog, according to the Daily Star.

It’s bad when the sodomizing of the dog is casually tossed into the story. More details on the conviction (but not the crime) at the source. Source; The U.S. Sun

Former Tipp City Assistant Police Chief convicted of OVI, weapons charge

The former Tipp City [Ohio] Assistant Police Chief, who was arrested after nearly hitting two police officers while intoxicated, changed her plea Thursday to get a felony charge against her dropped.

Stephanie Slepicka, 43, of Union, pleaded guilty to OVI and weapon under the influence and in return a felony firearms charge she was facing was dropped, according to court records.

Slepicka was nearly involved in two crashes with police officers while she drove the wrong way prior to being arrested on suspicion of OVI in late December, Troy Police records show.

She resigned from her Tipp City police position in late December.

“She was remorseful for the events that transpired, and she showed professionalism for the community and department in her decision to resign,” said Tipp City Police Chief Greg Adkins.

Body camera footage of her arrest was released by Troy Police following a public records request from News Center 7.

Slepicka was first spotted driving the wrong way on West Market Street in Troy around 12:40 a.m. Dec. 22 by a West Milton officer who was returning to West Milton, according to a Troy police report. That officer flagged down a Troy officer to tell him about what happened.

“The vehicle did not use an evasive maneuver,” the West Milton officer told Troy Police. “To avoid the truck I had to hard brake and swerve right toward the ditch.”

Slepicka was arrested after a Troy officer found her driving on the wrong side of the road a short time later, a Troy police report read.

“The Dodge Ram continued straight toward me as I activated my overhead lights,” Troy police wrote in their report. “The Dodge Ram swerved to my left to avoid hitting me and continued eastbound on the wrong side of the road.”

Slepicka told the Troy officer who stopped her that she had a couple drinks. The officer said he smelled alcohol coming from Slepicka as she got out of the truck.

“While speaking with the female I observed her speech to be slurred, her eyes were glassy, she had delayed responses to questions, and was not making sense with some answers,” the report read. “The female appeared to be using the truck to help her balance.”

Slepicka’s felony weapons charge of improperly handling a gun in her truck was filed after officers found a loaded handgun in her purse.

Initially, Slepicka declined to do any field sobriety tests. She ended up changing her mind at the police department, but was unable to blow for long enough to give police a valid breath test.

Slepicka was released to a friend following her arrest.

You see, your honor, that my client was far too intoxicated to realize just how drunk she was!

Source; WHIO

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