Christmas Open Thread

| December 25, 2021

Merry Christmas! Hope you enjoy your Christmas today to include the Christmas meal and your family. Hoping you could also enjoy time with us here. Enjoy your Christmas!

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KoB

1st?

Roh-Dog

2nd?

26Limabeans

3rd?

ChipNASA

4th.
I was actually up watching…
I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.
Best. Christmas. Present 🎁. EVER.
I’ve been a “Hubble Hugger” for the better part of 2 decades and was a slight fan of JWST, but just recently was put on as a team helper to the project.
Successful launch and solar panel deployment, power up, now we wait a couple of weeks to get it to the L2 point and deploy mirrors and shield etc.
Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 for all these things to go right as well. If we can pull it off it will change science in our understanding of the universe as we know it for your children and their children. A very Merry Christmas indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXoWdbF-Ys

ChipNASA

Just in case that link is fudgy…
https://youtu.be/ViXoWdbF-Ys

Roh-Dog

Come on man! Space is a lie, why do you perpetuate this myth?
Kidding.
That Ariane 5 is one impressive machine! 98.72% success rate, 24k lbs lift to GTO, extrudes a fine Brie cheese spread on baguette…
Congrats to you and the team!

SFC D

Can you see the edge of the flat earth from there?

26Limabeans

I would like to see what’s on the underside.
Must be an upside down world under there.

Anonymous

Eh, it’s not flat. Cats would’ve pushed everything off the edge by now.

Roh-Dog

May L2 be archived with all systems nominal for your flying pop tart!
Every time I hear
Lagrange Point I think: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU&feature=youtu.be

ChipNASA

Me too Roh-Dog, every. Single. Time 😀
🧔‍♂️

E4 Mafia '83-'87

Attention. All hands stand by for a message from the E4 Mafia. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. That is all.

Old tanker

8th.

Merry Christmas to all and may the peace and joy of the season be upon all of you…. Even the E-4 Mafia.

KoB

Welp, again, The Bunny of the Gun got very, very, very lucky with his Time on Target…FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION for the 100/100 BDA, EARNING another FIRST for the Coveted TAH Open Thread. Not that anyone is keeping count…but you may have noticed that today’s EARNING, gives The King of Battle…THE King of FIRST a Trifecta Threepete of Open Thread FIRSTs for this week, (Ex-PH2’s Mid-Week Open Thread (MOT), the Coveted Highly Sought After (EARNED NEVER AWARDED) TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread (WOT), AND the Christmas Open Thread (COT) ). There can be and is only One (1).

A Most Joyous Merry Christmas, A Happy Birthday to the Former Jewish Carpenter (for those amongst us that believe as I do), Happy Kwanza (if that’s your thing), Phyllis Navy Dad (currently serving on USS Harvey Milk?), with a Safe, Prosperous, Happy New Year is wished for all of My Brothers and Sisters of the TAH Family.

Now if we could just hear from Hatchet and nobunny, there could be a Festivus for all of us.

26Limabeans

Man you are giving Matthew 20:16 a real workout.

AW1Ed

And here we thought he had ego issues before all of this.

SFC D

He’s gonna need a bigger hat.

26Limabeans

Or a bigger Gun:

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KoB

No need to bow and scrape, a simple curtsey and a kissing of the ring will suffice.

No rot, he is Hot! W’ot?

Graybeard

So KoB is FIRST to wish us all Merry Christmas. All is right in the TAH world.

The Graybeard Clan celebrated on Christmas Eve in our traditional way – food, lots of food, a reading of the Christmas Story from Luke and Matthew, sing a Christmas carol and pray; then one reading child identifying who a gift was for, two passing them out, then taking turns around the family circle opening them. That way we can all see and enjoy what the gifts are. (And help solve any confusion among younger members about whose toy that is.)

4-year-old granddaughter won a gift card in the local newspaper’s annual coloring contest, and used it to buy her cousins some really neat gifts. Airborne Son and Favorite Second Daughter-in-Law may have helped some, but only by offering suggestions. That was neat to see.

All 6 of our children (in-law, out-law, and by-law) and all 10 of our grandchildren enjoyed. (Well, the 2-month-old had some opinions otherwise when her diaper was wet or tummy empty, but….)

The downside? Oldest Son developed a migraine, and Second D-i-L was fighting one. There was a bit of a squabble between two grandson-cousins typical of young boys.
That is all.

God has blessed the GB Clan beyond all asking or thinking. ‘Cause the ol’ coot Patriarch sure ain’t nuttin’ special to deserve such a wonderful family.

God bless you all today, and every day.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone received his Christmas bonus from the Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland. A donation in the amount of $500 was made in Hack Stone’s name to The Human Fund. Still beats last years gift, a $250 gift card from Circuit City. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Green Thumb

Oddly enough, I made the same donation to The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress’ (CEO of All-Points Logistics) to Phildo’s Tribal Fund.

NHSparky

I still haven’t used all the punches in my Radio Shack battery of the month club yet.

I will, or I’ll find me a lawer who will make it right and fights for MEEEEEEE!!!!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

SEVENTEENTH & A very Merry Christmas to all.

A Proud Infidel®™

MERRY CHRISTMAS one and all!

I also once again award myself Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Sapper3307

Wireman611

Merry Christmas to all, even the seagull.

Anonymous

Canon, Lars, show some spirit!

Anonymous

C’mon

Sparks

Merry Christmas to each of you and may God bless you and yours.

AW1Ed

Merry Christmas, or whatever you celebrate for Winter Solstice, from your friendly Admin. Wishing you all a joyous celebration with family and friends.
Keep in mind those who are on duty all over the world today- they may be far from family but are close in our hearts.

Merry Christmas and thanks to all from the TAH/VG players: Management (bless their little hearts), our ninjas, of which we have the best, the other scary people behind the curtain, and our talented Editors who really are the face of TAH.

We couldn’t do any of what we do without you Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes. This is really your site, after all.
AW1

NHSparky

Merry Christmas to all my fellow dickweeds and weedettes!

Green Thumb

Merry Christmas, TAH.

And best in the New Year.

Poetrooper

Merry Christmas to all from the Poe household.

Santa brought us an unseasonably balmy 75 degree holiday surprise here in the Ouachita Mountains. It feels like one of the many Christmas days we spent on the Gulf Coast all those decades ago

Special thanks to all of you who labor to keep this forum operating for our enjoyment, even on holidays.

Old NFO

Merry Christmas to you and yours, and those that hang out here!

ninja

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON??? “MSNBC Columnist Calls For End Of NORAD Santa Tracker ‘Out Of Concern For Santa’s Safety’ From US Military: The Columnist Wondered If A Military That ‘Wrongly’ Kills Would Ever Come Clean If It Assassinated Santa”: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/msnbc-columnist-calls-for-end-of-norad-santa-tracker-due-to-military-saturated-american-culture “An MSNBC columnist is calling for the end of the NORAD Santa tracker, claiming that it is time to “decouple” Santa Claus from American military culture.” “In an op-ed published on MSNBC.com, opinion columnist Hayes Brown took issue with the North American Aerospace Defense Command’s 60-year tradition of tracking Santa Claus’s imaginary journey across the globe delivering presents and explained why “if had my way, this year would be the last.” “No, I’d prefer we end the tradition because it’s about time that we decoupled St. Nick from the world’s most powerful military,” Hayes Brown wrote. “American culture is saturated with a desire to associate the military with the saccharine. We get videos of soldiers returning home to their pets or children but never questions about why they were deployed for so long or what threat they were fighting; military jets flying over NFL games give us an injection of jingoist testosterone before more regionally focused battles of testosterone are played on the field; and we get the Netflix movie “Operation Christmas Drop,” a seasonally themed rom-com that cheerfully seeks to boost approval for America’s military base in Guam.” “Brown explained that he does not consider himself a “scrooge” and does acknowledge the joy the practice brings children but ultimately believes: “The messier business of war that goes on in the background doesn’t jibe with the Christmas spirit.” Brown pointed to drone strikes that have caused civilian casualties across the world and have helped “military officials avoid the political headaches that come from massive ground deployments.” “Brown outlined examples of the U.S. military, in his belief, not being held accountable for military strikes that left civilians dead and then wondered aloud if the military would be held accountable if it killed Santa Claus in a drone strike.” “Earlier this month, a friend of mine mused… Read more »

Mason

Too much fun is being had. In “radically transformed” America, no joy will be allowed.

Anonymous

Double Secret Probation

Roh-Dog

Applications to obtain a Permit for Joy are only to be issued to Central Committee members at this time. Please forward all further requests for issuances of licensure for frivolity to your local MWR Commissar for impeding disapproval. If you feel that this dismissal of bourgeois-type activity permission was not dealt with efficiently or ethically, please go to your state-issued toaster and say ‘even the crow knows the time at noon’ and our lovely Mother’s of Re-educationing will be by forthwith to administer corrective treatment.
May the state have mercy on your vessel.

Poetrooper

Here’s Hayes:

https://www.msnbc.com/author/hayes-brown-ncpn1243020

Looks like the Jussie Smollett of journalism…

Anonymous

Proof that left/libtard MSDNC flakes may actually be the Grinch.

A Proud Infidel®™

I take it that booger-munching doofus was either edjimikaited at UC Berzerlely or indoctrinated by someone who was!

Commissioner Wretched

Since I don’t have a special trivia column just for Christmas, here’s something totally different.

Remember “Pogo” by Walt Kelly? Every year, Kelly would offer revised words for a classic Christmas carol. Here’s what “Deck the Halls” sounds like in Pogo’s world.

Graybeard

Every year at the Graybeard Compound we have at least one group sing of “Deck Us All With Boston Charley”

I almost forgot this year, and Airborne Son started it off right after the family carol last night.

Walt Kelly was great.

Berliner

British Armed Forces and BBC Radio 1 say Merry Christmas Everyone

Berliner

Carol of the Bells | The Bands of HM Royal Marines

Berliner

Military musicians sing ‘Carol of the Bells’

Berliner

12 Days of Christmas

UpNorth

Merry Christmas to all of the folks at TAH. And, a Happy New Year.