NYPD confiscates large-caliber pneumatic smooth bore cannon off Hummer
“Common sense” and “sensible” gun control is working in New York City. Some rap ‘artist’ I’ve never heard of drove this olive drab Hummer into Manhattan with that weapon of war mounted to the roof. NYPD swooped in and rid the streets of that illegal, dangerous t-shirt gun. Wait, t-shirt shooting gun?
NYPD confiscates scary T-shirt gun mounted to rapper’s Hummer
Maybe he’s humming a different tune now.
A rapper and fashion mogul out of Philly found out the streets of New York are no place for a Hummer with a roof-mounted long gun — even if it’s just an air rifle that shoots promo T-shirts.
Christopher Stoney, 41, was driving his 2006 Hummer along 9th Avenue near West 34th Street in Manhattan Saturday afternoon when the vehicle’s massive, four-foot-long air rifle somehow caught the eye of cops.
The officers also took note of the designs plastered on the side of the military-green vehicle: a trio of yellow bullets and the words “Warchyld” and “Wardrobe.”
The NYPD pulled the Hummer over at West 16th Street, where Stoney, who had two passengers, told them Wardrobe is his clothing company.
It’s a company-owned vehicle, he explained, used to launch T-shirts during promotional events.
Unmoved, cops hauled Stoney, a New Jersey resident, and his passengers to the Midtown South Precinct, where he was ticketed for unlawful possession of an air rifle.
The device was even removed from the Hummer and vouchered as evidence — a process the bummed out rapper sullenly documented on his Instagram.
“I’m sorry to say but the NYPD is about to confiscate my cannon off my truck. This s–t is crazy right now, man. They’re taking it,” he said in the clip.
No word on whether cops at least got a T-shirt for their trouble — and if so, what caliber shirt.
They must have seen this documentary of a death by t-shirt gun;
Like many things in The Simpsons, it really was a cautionary tale.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", Dumbass Bullshit, Gun Grabbing Fascists, Second Amendment, WTF?
NYPD confiscated a ‘T-shirt shooting air-rifle’? Sounds as though the goal-posts between Asinine and Pedantic just got a lot closer to one another. Gunner to Driver “Full-stop! Targets acquired – time to clothe these motherfuckers”!!
You can’t even own a plastic cap gun in NYC. The age for possessing a box cutter is 21. An air gun is well out.
Confiscation of an air rifle that launches t shirts? Man, the NYPD sure hates to see people having fun unless they’re rioting and burning businesses!
Sure hope it was not a solely owned Black Business! Or some BLM supporters will have to come “protest” the precinct!
“Stoney…was ticketed for unlawful possession of an air rifle.”
It’s all fun and games until the lawer* uses the Chewbacca defense, smoothbore cannons can’t be rifles… (altho, that’s actually a useful dependent on how the statue’s* writted*)
*sic
That part of the codes says anything that shoots a projectile by air or spring is an air rifle.
Spitballs from a straw MUST be verboten too then?
Poor bastards. How does one defend themselves in detention?
(FNYC)
Drawing a picture of a spitball gun is what got them detention. Actually having one would be cause for arrest…. unless they are shooting it at the police.
What’s next, will NYC ban squirt guns of they haven’t already?
A Proud Infidel@,
No one in New York
(or California, Oregon, or the 2 Washingtons)
would ever consider banning the Oozinator.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
What’s next for NYC, banning potato guns?
Well, they’re “guns”… tell it to da judge, citizen, I’m just earning my pension!
Here’s a “pneumatic cannon” for grownups:
http://www.lacroix-defense.com/produit.php?code=avalauncher&pole=civil
Try this one on for size:
https://youtu.be/cqidD7kVnxY
Sorry, I guess a description is in order… it’s an air cannon that is capable launching baseballs at supersonic muzzle velocities.
Yet they can’t seem to do much about real violent criminals, except turn them back out on the street to do more mayhem.
It’s almost like they are targeting the law-abiding folks instead of the criminals.
Targeting law-abiding folks? No, REALLY????? Ya think?
Mounted on a Hummer. Man, nothing gets past New Yorks’s finest. Well, except for the couple of million criminal-possessed guns.
In the words of Helen Lovejoy, won’t someone think of the children sized shirts?
Before you know it, they won’t allow radio stations to drop live turkeys from helicopters.
One of the funniest moments in television, ever.
Oh, the humanity!
“With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
As the saying goes: Air today gone tommoro.
INCOMING from the T-Shirt / Hot Dog / Wiener gun.
On FakeBook…. reports that THIS Lang guy is doing it. Again.
The new witnesses to Lang’s phony wiener cannon have been advised
to send an update to the MP Report Stolen Valor page.
Remember Gordon “Steve” Lang’s neck?
And yes, he’s still married.
2021 lovey dovey couple photos on HER FakeBook page.
[Gordon “Steve” Lang Fake US Navy SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 3, BUD/S Class 192
| August 30, 2019]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=90342
Famous last words…. NOT.
Steve Lang chimes in (long) at the end (bottom)
on this LONG (78) thread on MP.
Irony… He was a cannon(eer) guy…
National Guard, part-time,
so it’s a good fit to announce his regression
and new phony phuckery
right here on this page about this t-shirt wiener cannon.
A great re-read, right here.
https://militaryphony.com/2019/08/29/gordon-steve-lang-us-navy-seal-sniper-seal-team-3-bud-s-class-192-blog-of-shame/
Classic Wifey rant on MP
(Paste)
Amy
09/04/2019 at 22:18
Listen bitch he has never lied to me ever.
He doesn’t do growth hormone.
He is incredible husband and I am so much better looking than you.
I model and he probably lied to you because he didn’t care about you. He told me everything so I know everything about him. He takes care of his body and never drinks. He has never ever yelled at me.
(end paste)
AW1Ed,
You have email. 🙂
Hahaha …. I bought one using a Government Purchase card!
https://ibb.co/F7Xx7cC
Took it to the “Mars Yard” [Roverscape] to test fire it before attaching it onto the rover. What a blast. Ordered a bunch of tennis balls, nerf darts, etc.
No images of test firing, but here’s the Roverscape:
A preview and foreshadowing of the endgame for gun control tyrants.
Common sense gun laws indeed.
Nobody needs a vehicle mounted t-shirt cannon.
No kidding and someone needs to address the Assault T-Shirt Gatling Gun at Mizzou. They are supposed to be all woke and everything and they have a weapon with rate of fire of 400 projectiles per minute.
Mason,
Double AA Reading Fightin’ Phils
pulls 1 around on an ATV with mini trailer.
1 inning, it’s t-shirts, another inning it’s wieners.
Glitch, someone must stand next to the trailer to aim and fire.
“Bring up the 12 pounders…” “Grab Ol’ Nap and that Parrot Gun Boys, and follow me…” Major (LTC Posthumously) John “The Gallant Young” Pelham.
Progressive left/libtardism is a mental disorder and just plain disability.